/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>>10693

sorry i meant i can't reach the cables not the knife i don't have one near me

find something to pull the computer closer to you

gnaw at the power supply cord

???

strangle yourself with the keyboard cable, mouse cord?

if the case is hard plastic, try and break it and cut yourself somewhere lethal with shards of plastic

>>10696

thx but my hand is as strong as an infant

>find something to pull the computer closer to you

i don't have any objects near me , my shithole of a father just leaves the computer in a near semi state where i can only reach the power button + i made some excuses to make him leave the case open + so i thought of trying and throwing water at it but if i fail hard i will be doomed to live as a potato with no computer

>gnaw at the power supply cord

i can't reach it

>strangle yourself

i don't have enough power to strangle myself , but if i ate the mouth will i die?

>if the case is hard plastic , try and break it

i can't break it i'm too weak

>>10698

semi near state**

Jesus christ, that's a fucked up situation you're in there.

Do you feed yourself or does your father feed you? If you feed yourself then you could just stop eating. Someone in your condition would probably get seriously ill quite quickly without eating, at which point your father would be forced to get medical attention if he wants to keep getting your autismbux. Once you're out of the house and being attended to by doctors, you can try and talk to them about your situation and how your Dad is practically keeping you prisoner while he takes your money.

>>10732

this or just call /that/ hotline.

>>10732

forced feeding , in my country that's the norm they will do anything to keep you alive because human life is precious , which is basically fucked up , like hell my doctor says your body is dead but your idea is still alive struggle to spread your ideas , the brain is never dead and those assholic stuff of fucktard people

>>10733

i don't even have money to call the hotline and i don't have a citizenship card to call anything

on another note i'm 21 i didn't go to college only highschool

which means even if by a miracle i get cured i'm still fucked up,no fucking college degree and i can't learn coding so no job,if i tried doing freelancing i have no way to get money because of my fucking father he doesn't want me getting money so that i can't call tor's hotline , and in my country i can't withdraw money cause my system is hot

i'm from egypt btw

>>10693

bite off your tongue, by taking it between your teeth, and then hit the table really hard, might need more then one attempt>>10693

>>10736

you are online, so you can get help that way, simply send them an email, and tell them you can't phone

>>10808

what's the hotline btw anon?

>>10807

can't move my head too much and i don't have shitty table or anything hard to bang my head on

Write insulting things about a violent group online and post your address

>>10736

Why can't you learn coding? It's not that hard, and it's not like you have anything better to do. Once you know the basics, you can use something like mechanical turk to make some money. You won't get rich with it, but you might be able to make a few bucks. Also, forget about electrifying yourself with your computer, that's a dumb idea. It's made to be stupid proof. If there's an electric plug nearby, you could try putting a fork in it. It might do the trick. Good luck!

>>10866

can't really use it my freaking assholic dad cuts the internet frequently cause he wants to save money to pay for other bills

>>10917

You have enough time to type here. You can download some books (such as Python for kids: http://eclass.uth.gr/eclass/modules/document/file.php/MHX294/python_for_kids.pdf) or take small bits of time at codeacademy (https://www.codecademy.com/).

Actually, since you're Egyptian and bilingual (I assume, since your English is quite good), would it be possible for you to find some translation work?

>>10944

gonna try that , but just a question can i make a paypal account without a credit card in my country first? , and egypt's paypal doesn't support withdrawing money will that affect me in anyway , translation well gonna think about that

Why test playing video games and with no defense

>>11030

I'd assume you can make a paypal account without a credit card in Egypt since you can in the states. You're gonna need a bank account, though.

>>11157

yeah , but the problem here is to make a bank account i need at least 80$-100$ , which i will never get for the rest of my life ;(

>>11163

That's why you start by dealing in bitcoins, genius. A bitcoin wallet costs NOTHING.

The tough part is finding a way to convert those bitcoins into e-money you can open a bank account with once you have them. Maybe if you call/email a bank and tell them your situation (as in, only having bitcoins and no cash on hand), they'll let you open a temporary account to put said money in so you can get a real one.

>>11166

sorry it was a no internet rough month for me staring at the wall

well i tried calling the bank and they refused give us money we give you card

>>11930

I was wondering what happened to you, tater anon. Sorry you lost your internet instead of your life.

Here's a question: Would your bank take money in a paypal account?

It's illegal (though what've you got to lose - you're a potato in Egypt kek), but if you get those bitcoins, you can get a stolen credit card (with money on it). Then link it up with said paypal, and you'll have the money to get a legit bank account.