/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

Not a question but, thank you for maintaining this board! This was much needed.

>>11077

>John's last shitposts

>I was expected to do greater. I ceased to give a fuck.

Are you leaving soon? If you do I hope you don't have to suffer any longer. Also, what method did you choose?

>>11081

>John's last shitposts

Heh, I don't think you meant your own posts, did you … sorry :)

>>11081

They are most importantly for the people lurking, to get everyone in the mood. New subtitle is a reference to the discussion about cancer lately. Not leaving soon; worst that can happen is giving the board ownership away to some /b/tard.

>>11082

It's from the default name John Doe. Was thinking about first and last name, or just Anon, but decided to use that one.

>>11083

>Not leaving soon;

Good to know :)

>worst that can happen is giving the board ownership away to some /b/tard.

It is… it's sad there are not many places left to discuss suicide methods at all, let alone without people being dicks.

I feel like your Gun section on the readme isn't quite correct. Putting the gun in your mouth or in that general position gives the chance of just shooting your frontal lobe or your face off. Both leave you disfigured and the frontal lobe being gone will either make you a tard or an asshole. Lookup Phineas Gage fro more information on the frontal lobe thing.

I think the best way to use a gun is some sort of large caliber hollow point. Other can be used but in general you want something thats heavier than faster so it pierces less and explodes more. The goal is to destroy as much of the brain as possible. I would suggest placing it against the bottom of your jaw an aiming diagonal through your head. You could also go behind the ear and aim slightly up through the center of the brain.

Dont shoot straight through the temple. Bullet bouncing in your head is a myth. Don't flinch/tense before you pull the trigger and miss. Don't use high velocity/piercing rounds.

>>11145

Yeah, it's mostly incorrect bullshit. Should it just be removed? Got any sources for this information?

>>11147

Keep it up, leave a warning that:

>it's mostly incorrect bullshit

and have they do proper research first

>>11150 *them

>>11150

The warning's there already, in all caps. Will update the text shortly.

>>11145

What? Gun aiming at the roof of the mouth at a 45 degree angle is the optimal method. You want to destroy the medulla oblaganta. Aiming under the jaw is fuckibg stupid.

Hi. Would enough Oxycodone acetaminophen 5-325 kill me, and if so, how much is "enough"? Thanks to anyone who can help. Don't know anything about drugs.

>>11221

In people that are not tolerant of opioids, a single dose of 40 milligrams or a total daily dose of 80 milligrams of oxycodone has the potential to cause fatal respiratory depression, according to DailyMed.

However if you have built up a tolerance then you could very well survive a large dose. Because tolerance is different per patient a number is hard to give. If you have built up tolerance you could still die from liver failure. Dieing of liver failure can take up to a month and is very unpleasant. So please be sure what you are doing is fatal in one session.

>>11252

- Is your depression caused by your environment, or does it stay with you even when you move outside that environment? Like do you still feel shitty even when at the beach, in town, at family and so on..

-Have you had had medication? Happiness in a pill? How do you feel about pills?

-You work a job. How are the prospect there for growing?

-Meetups only at the bar or did you try conventions? Gamecon, animecon, startrek convention for all I care. Can you connect with people at the gym? At school? Etc…

- What type of self destructive behavior?

-If you are done, you know you are done. If you doubt, you're not done. Find the answer to what there is to do before you are truly done.

I just worked out I'm transgender, idk what to do I don't think I can live with this.

Where do I go to talk about muh feelings? No therapist in town

>>11279

wizchan, magicchan, hikkichan, /r/sanctionedsuicide

beware those will likely just lower your mood deeper into the abyss

>>11279

crisischat.org or a burner account on tumblr

>>11147

>>11145

Optimally you want to shoot the back of your head out, preferably directly on the cerebellum, most lethal place to be shot.

So a shot through the mouth straight back is actually perfect, but you could just as easily point it at the base of your skull where your spine meets your head.

2:30 PM (3 hours ago)

to Tony

I've missed two doses of risperidone though I'll take the new pill, I feel more or less completely stabilized. But I still have the inclination to self harm and probably off myself, it seems my mind is just twisted towards wanting to do abhorrent things to myself. I hope I get the sensation and will needed to live back. I don't 'feel' depressed or agitated at all, or anxious about any of these thoughts, which should probably be scary.

I'm just hoping trazodone helps me prefer the pleasant sensations to the horrible ones. I think the state I was in brainwashed me.

2:32 PM (3 hours ago)

to Tony

I also feel I lack sentiment or empathy compared to before or any of the things associated with having a sense of self, such as values or valuing things. I used to have them though. I wonder if risperidone was what caused that, since it limits dopamine and serotonin. A lot of the feelings that came flooding back without risperidone I felt built those things up over the years, but I still can't find them again.

2:37 PM (3 hours ago)

to Tony

Ah, and lastly, I feel it might be an escalated case of sensory dysfunction/processing disorder that caused this sort of rewiring to occur. Maybe. I have that pretty bad or so I was told I did. If I'm not adverse to or afraid of pain at all (or are attracted to the sensation or desire to do horrible things to myself) and living seems tiresome, that might've been part of it. I doubt pills can really do much about that, though, unless you know better.

Maybe I was just too autistic to live functionally to begin with. I might just lack the screws needed to want to live, though I had them when I was growing up and younger. And after it was gone maybe I was just deluding myself into thinking I can be normal or indeed even a person at all.

some stuff from me to my psychiatrist.

I actually really want my will to live back, but it isn't coming back.

has anyone here completely lost the will to live and wanted to do painful things to themselves, then recovered from it?

Is there anything against making pro-Euthanasia or "politics of suicide" posts here?

>>11389

>Is there anything against making pro-Euthanasia or "politics of suicide" posts here?

Feel free to make a thread about it.

>>11277

Same. Also schizo. Bad combination. Just gonna BJ a gun soon.

Effectiveness of jumping infront of a train?

>>11567

Very effective. You will make a nice mess if the train is up to speed.

>>11571

Fun times. Now all I need is the balls to do it. Thanks Anon.

>>11254

>If you are done, you know you are done. If you doubt, you're not done. Find the answer to what there is to do before you are truly done.

This, the people in this board who reached that conclusion are no longer posting for one reason or another.

>>11575

Why not just put head on one of the rails?

Less for others to clean and more assurance of you not being a limbless chewed up torso for a few minutes before dying.

>>11585

>>11582

Yeah sounds like a plan. I have the location set out perfectly there's a good 3 spots I know of where the trains would go faster than usual pretty far from stops so the location is fine I have the most effective method now thankfully now just have to get it done. Thanks Anons.

Would a .45 hollow point to the roof of the mouth do the job, and how much of a mess would it make. I would also take a shitton of OTC meds and blood thinners, enough to fuck me up anyway, just to make sure the jobs done.

I have 9750mg of clomipramine. Will it be painful?

>>11681

Nice to see someone with a serious amount of pills for a change.

Signs and symptoms vary in severity depending upon factors such as the amount of drug absorbed, the age of the patient, and the time elapsed since drug ingestion. Because clomipramine is a cns depressant you will probably go into coma relatively soon. Therefore it won't be very painful. You will go into seizure so lay down.

If you are found is when it becomes unpleasant very soon. All patients suspected of tricyclic overdose receive gastrointestinal decontamination. Also you will likely be intubated for mechanical ventilation. (breathing)

Also, overdose with this stuff is almost always deliberate, so you will receive mandatory psychiatric guidance if you are found in time.

May your journey be smooth.

Not suicide related question but is this board safe to use due data mining accusations?

>>11696

post via tor

hey when it comes to hanging yourself without a drop how do you adjust the rope to make sure your artery is squeezed enough to make you pass out? I just wanna go in my room and I don't have anywhere to do a drop from. ty

What size round should I use to catch the bus, but not completely destroy my head.

>must be rifle

What size round should I use to catch the bus, but not completely destroy my head.

>must be rifle

>>11759

Your head isn't gonna explode like in the movies but the bullet will still gonna go through and put a hole in the ceiling. With that said, any given military rifle caliber will work. A .223 or 7.62x39 will do fine. If you're more of a hunter kind of guy then you may be familiar with the .30-30 or 7mm-08. A .308 will probably make a bit of a mess but it will definitely work and it won't destroy your head. The key aspect here is accuracy since you have a single tiny bullet as opposed to a big shotgun blast so you gotta make the shot count or you'll suffer.

How would inhaling pure ricin extracted from over 50 castor beans go? The higher the dose, the quicker the death? Combo it with some vodka?

>>11845

How do you plan on inhaling it? Just snort it like cocaine?

Googling inhaling ricin gives a lot of technotalk I do not understand, but the times given vary between 2 hours and up to 7 days for dieing. A lot seems to depend more on how deep the ricin gets into your lungs, or stuck into your nose's folds.

Maybe you should look into asthma inhalers.

What are some substances that can make death by voluntary breathing interrumption easier?

Currently the easiest way for me to an hero is by train. Is it possible that my body would derail the train? I don't want other people to do because I'm a fuckup.

>>11999

*don't want other people to die

>>11999

A train engine weighs around 200 tonnes. Each passenger car behind it weighs around 22 tons. To derail that kind of mass you need a whole lot more than a human body. Trains kill around 50 elephants a year in India without derailing. You derailing a train with your corpse is impossible.

>>12001

Thank you

>>11999

No but you will cause a lot of trouble for other people. If the driver notices he's gonna have to stop, there will be an investigation, delays for pretty much everyone riding through that track.

What are some methods to make my suicide look like an "accident" so to speak? I don't want the people near me to know that I want to be gone, so I need a method that looks like I just tragically died instead of offing myself.

>>12041

Fall off a cliff? It'll have to be pretty high though. Without a witness, people might think it's a suicide so go with someone and somehow accidentally fall? lol. Or say you're going to the beach (evening or at night), act normal and swim so far out you drown and obviously leave no note or evidence on computer. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/outposts/2010/10/burbank-man-falls-to-his-death-in-grand-canyon-friday.html

or OD on heroin and try to make it not look like a suicide as best you can. Talk of future plans, ambitions etc before you suicide for extra authenticity.

>>12041

Stage it as auto-erotic asphyxiation

>>12042

That's the thing, I'd like to just fall off a cliff or something. It doesn't matter. I just know that there would be a lot of mad people if I killed myself. I've just had it with how fucked up this world is at this point.

>Talk of future plans, ambitions etc before you suicide for extra authenticity.

You're implying I even have people to talk about that with. I can't even sit down and have people to relax with anymore, unless they want money or bitch at me.

Like I said, I've had it with everything. This world fucking sucks and I have no energy to get out of bed in the morning anymore.

>>12043

I have tried this before, but I can never get there. I've heard doing it is like taking a hit of crack but I feel shittier when I do it and fail.

>>12044

Well if you really want to make it look like an accident the options are there, although they aren't the most painless. Fake accidental death or suicide, people will be upset either way. Do whatever you want, life is an imposition, not a choice.

>>12041

Look at the Darwin awards website for ideas. Personally I like the guy that wanted to make a worldrecord fart. He stuck an airhose up his but, and blew his guts to shreds. You can do this in front of a webcam. Everyone will think you were just a dumbass seeking youtube fame. It will hurt offcourse.

>>12048

I like the one about running into traffic on a dirt oval because I actually saw that one happen but I need to figure out a way how to go out like a champ.

I recently failed an attempt. I was told by the people in the hospital that if I was found five minutes later I would be. So close, oops.

Anyway, I'm not allowed to be alone anymore. I also don't want to have strangers, family, or friends find my body. How I do I kill myself and have 911 find the body without being saved?

>>12081

What way did you use, and why were you found?

If you want to be found by 911 you do not have a lot of options. Guns are out when you are under surveillance, and other ways are to slow to not be saved. Seems like you are stuck here for some more time.

>>11145

Aiming under the jaw is potentially a worse idea than in the mouth. There is a larger possibility of 'missing the target' and just blowing your jaw and face off, which will either lead you to die very slowly and painfully, or be found and saved to live like a disfigured monster.

I would suggest something that could handle blowing your brains out through the temple. At least then, it would be nigh impossible to miss unless you're retarded. Most suicide failures via gunshot didn't fail because it only skimmed the cerebellum; any blow to the brain is going to be fatal. It's usually from people missing the brain all together and just shooting their face off.

>>11077

perhaps retarded but if I snort 2g of heroin will I still die? I don't particularly like needles and I know fuck all about how to find a vein and shit.

>>12108

You could die. Street-grade heroin varies wildly in purity. So there is no way of knowing without testing. Snorting is ok, or you could stick it up your butt. (No joke)

I am surprised (but glad) this board continues to exist.

The way governments around the world have gone so far as to:

-Ban animal poisons to "stop suicides"

-Outright censoring even fucking talking about euthanasia (Australia is the fucking worst example of this)

-Raid the home of a 90-year old selling plastic bags.

-Treat Kevorkian and Nitschke like they're new-age Hitlers

makes me think that it's only a matter of time before this board gets taken down. We're just one yellow journalism T.V. report that would try to muckrake "h8chan," find this board, and call it all a "culture of hate and death." Then Hotwheels would come by, and adopt the same line in Voat's TOS that keeps it from having a board like this ("""Do Not Incite Harm :^)"""), and then this will be gone.

not expecting any responses, but how would I buy rope without making anyone suspect I'm trying to hang myself?

>>12238

Go to hardware shop, say you're getting it for someone who is making swings? Sneak it into house in a bag or something and hide it?>>12238

>>12238

Just buy the goddamn thing.Do you need a prescription for that or something? Are you so suicidal that you've become stupid?

How do I kill myself as a 17 year old with no access to firearms? I'm thinking of jumping off a tall structure - how do I gain the courage to do so?

>>12471

Hanging.

>>12238

The cashiers don't give a fuck.

good old classic, sauna and alcohol, but with a twist. Block the chimney while there is decent fire. So death by suffocating.

Does this seem painless and quite "accidental"?

Q: Is it worth it going to the doctor and seeking help?

>been on a shitload of meds, they all suck

>tried a gun, bullet was a dud (fucking lol i guess)

>no insurance

Fought this shit for over 15 years. I want to care again, but don't know how.

>>12506

Look at this rich faggot. I'd make a call to a friend when you've got a nice buzz on and are feeling elated about the decision. Don't mention the plan, just express happiness and being drunk and forget to open the flue. Be hard to block it without raising suspicion.

How to make it look like an accident?

>>12523

Some ideas off my head

- crash your car (maybe take alcohol/drugs)

- hire a hitman to kill you

- fall off a high balcony at a party

- swim out to sea while drunk at night

>>12106

Can I hear more about shooting at the top of your ear? I just can't imagine myself doing it through the mouth. I know I'd be dead near-instantly, but for some reason, I find it so unsettling to even think about as opposed to shooting anywhere else.

what objects can i use to commit suicide via hanging? I cant drive, im stay at home 21 year old and im mentally impaired because of antipsychotics.

>>12747

I believe belts are the usual choice for when rope isn't available

I know its not preferred, but I want to die by stabbing myself or perforation both arteries in my arms, the skin was tougher than expected tho. Currently am thinking of spending a couple of hours in a bathtub, I have so oxy for the pain and an ice pick for the arteries. Don't know if it's a good setup tho or if there are ways to improve it. Also I do want a bloody and kind of slow death that's why I'm doing it this way

>>12788

Why an ice-pick, and not a knife?

>>12804

I already tried with a knife.and even tho.i was applying.quite a lot of pressure Y couldn't get through the skin, but I dunno, maybe I just need to apply more pressure with it. I thought maybe an ice pick would make it easy to perforated an arterie

>>12805

Have you considered aiming for the femoral artery instead? The femoral triangle (near the groin) seems like one of the best spots to aim for from the research I've done. I know there are better methods out there, but this is the most accessible method I have right now and this is the target I intend to aim for when I attempt.

>>12835

Really? I had no idea, I guess there are changes of plan, now I just need to be sure where exactly it is (I'm seeing images in google, but still gotta check my own body) would it be easy to reach it with an ice pick or a knife? I know (I think) that staying for long times in the water, softens the tissues, so thats my current plan I guess. Thanks for the info

It's easy to talk big about stabbing yourself near the groin when you're not doing it

If my gun is double barrel, does that complicate things?

>>12858

Yeah, I know what you are saying, like right now I still have trouble *convincing* myself to use all my strength to puncture my arms, and even then I barely know where the brachial artery is, even less where to begin with the femoral.

So no, I'm not about to do it right now, but gaining confidence with my arm, and maybe with some oxy, I could get the strength to go for the femoral eventually

>>12858

It's definitely easier said than done.

>>12839

I don't know how effective an ice pick would be compared to a knife, but I am guessing that it would be less effective.

>>12861

I know how you feel. I spent time making practice cuts at the femoral triangle, and that has helped me gain more confidence and courage to cut there over time, but I can only take the practice so far. I'm expecting it to really hurt when it's time for me to actually do it since there's a good chance that I'll sever the nerve that's there too. Then again, it'll probably hurt like hell whether I sever the nerve or not.

Why no one mentions electrocution in a bathtub?

>>12905

I'm pretty sure being fried by electricity is extremely painfull. Usually from what I've seen faster less painfull deaths are what people are looking for here.

>>12911

But shouldn't it be quick if it's done in a bathtub full of water?

>>12916

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/appliances-in-the-bath-minimyth/

This says that salting the water spikes up the electricity, and big heating elements are better than for example radio's.

>>12960

I previously wrote about being decapped by a train. It will definitely be fast and painless but you'd need to fight your urge to move when the train comes. If you back out you've got the risk of cutting your arm or legs off or some stupid shit. You'd need to make sure you're ready because you're going to shit yourself when a train is bombing it down the tracks at you.

Straight or bend may not matter. Trains slow on bends but if the driver were to see you on a straight he's going to try slow the speed of the train using the emergency breaks. A lot of train lines will have fences and camera's on the tracks obviously to stop shit getting on the tracks. Your best bet is to try and find a dark tunnel which trains pass through (obviously) and then lay and wait. Treat yourself to some sleeping pills or weed or some shit to relax you and enjoy your ticket out.

I'm going to attempt to make a guide:

Rule 1 - Don't fuck it up.

Rule 2 - DON'T FUCK IT UP: >>12749

Rule 3 - STUDY YOUR FUCKING METHOD.

Are you thinking "I know, I'm going to pop some pops and cut my wrists?" If so, unless it's pentobarbital, you fucked it up. Fucking read. Know the risks.

Rule 4 - Don't seek attention. Don't get help.

Fame is not going where you are. If you must write a letter, don't let it get out. Try to put on a fake smile, etc.. One Baker's Act or misstep and you're on suicide watch, paying a ridiculously large psych ward bill, and will have a severely diminished frontal cortex thanks to the psychotropic medication. Make sure the method and place you choose is not going to be interrupted by some "trying to save you."

Rule 5 - If you are in a country/situation where you can obtain a shotgun DO SO.

Wait it out and get a fucking shotgun and some heavy-duty buck shot. Try it out somewhere to get a handle of the recoil and the power. Remember: In the mouth not under the chin, if you don't do that your troubles will just begin.

Rule 6 - If you have no issues with it, trains will kill you. Do it around a corner where the conductor has no chance of slowing down.

Rule 7 - Use an exit bag. Just be sure to doublecheck that it is near 100% helium.

Rule 8 - Should the above fail, find a place to drop hang. Ensure that whatever you tie along will maintain a load much heavier than you. Remember, in this method, it will be your weight PLUS your momentum. Look up a drop hanging chart to find the distance you should get.

Rule 9 - Should ALL the above fail, then you are in fucking desperate straits, and more likely than not are in a jail or something shittier. You will need to suffocate to die. It will be slow and painful. Wrap something around a doorknob and around your neck, and then let yourself go limp. People have been heard of killing themselves with this method using their clothes, belt, or even toilet paper (though I wouldn't bet the farm on it).

Good luck.

Anyone knows how strong is the impulse to stand-up when trying to partial suspension hang yourself?

>>12990

It get's super strong once you become really dizzy or come back after loosing consciousness for a while

>>12990

I tried partial suspension, but as it shows my will to go through with it wasn't strong enough. I started to go numb in my legs, I could feel my brain going black and my mouth started to make bizarre noises, I scrambled myself back up. It was weird, I got a really strong feeling of not wanting to die and had to go for a walk to relieve the adrenalin rush. At least I now know what to expect next time.

What kind of pain killers are easy to get? I'm gonna try cutting my femoral artery and was wondering what could help to lessen the initial pain a little bit, I've read paracetamol is one, but obviously I have no idea how useful it could or how much would be necessary (oxy, morphine or any other opioid are out of the question)

What's the optimal height to jump from onto water?

>>13120

Everyone, this individual has proven my point.

Don't fuck it up.

>>13136

>There's no way not to fuck up suicide, suicide is the fuck up. To succeed is to fail on all levels.

This isn't an argument. It's just a statement of your belief. Good job, I guess.

>You could try not being a little bitch, but if you weren't a little bitch you wouldn't be trying to kill yourself.

So, are you trying to 'save people,' or just insult them? Make up your mind.

>>13147

So you admit that your argument has no actual substance?

You seem so violently attached to fighting this idea without actually digesting anything of what is being said or providing any proper response of your own that it makes me believe that at your core you yourself have no actual raison d'etre. In other words, the only reason I could see for you to reply without giving actual rationales and relying on insults is because that is what your own life is based on.

And another thing, this is not a place for pity. See the red text at the top of the page.

>>13159

It sounds like you'd prefer armed revolution to suicide.

>>13164

This point of view is actually more appealing than the one you had before. You'll get a lot farther by telling people to stand up for themselves than commanding them to submit or assimilate.

I'm interested. Where did you gain such respect for the will to live?

>>13163

No, because suicide is a voluntary action. Armed revolution is an involuntary one.

>>13170

>Given that the vast majority of people here tend to be here because of 'muh feels' and 'muh I'm bad at shit'

Do you see the top of the page? Do you understand rule 1? People are not here to discuss their feefees, and if you think they are, then report them for rule 1. 90% of the posts in the catalog are discussing actual goddam methods.

In a way, I'm sort of surprised at your anger after reading this. Any other suicide site is actually named a 'euthanasia' board and there is a fuckton of Munchausen syndrome. Whereas here it's about stopping your fucking whining and killing yourself already (minus >>3940 , which I think is a containment thread). What you're saying would probably have much better mileage on one of those Munchausen baby-websites. Why aren't you focusing your efforts there?

>>13170

Well, your main problem is that few to none of the people here believe they have the potential to be a "pussy-shredding badass". You could try to convince them otherwise, but confidence is mostly built on past success, which is rather rare around these parts.

A major point of divergence is you seem to believe everyone has the potential to succeed. Unless your parameters for success are incredibly low, I don't see how that could be right. Hell, think of Hotwheels - he will never be able to lift, he will never pull chicks, he will never be conventionally successful. It isn't something he can change or work on. It's an inborn physical disability. Similarly, it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that many of the people here are physically or mentally so fucked up that they will never be able to achieve success as you define it.

>>13178

Don't you feel like you're betraying your own principles? You're self-admittedly sperging out against losers on 8chan, probably at some ungodly hour, all of whom don't give a fuck about you. You're accomplishing nothing except giving yourself a headache. Shouldn't you be doing something more productive?

Also, this is a long shot, but did you ever go by the name Hash?

>>13186

Hmm. I remember "Cripplekike" wrote an article where he wishes he had never been born. So I guess we're in the same boat, more or less.

>>13188

No, he's in a way shittier boat and it's going to sink whether he likes it or not. Even he chooses to stick around despite that, at least to the best of his ability. He did advocate for eugenics against people with his condition before they were born, as well, but that's a good thing as it then prevents people like him from being forced to choose shit odds. After birth, though, when there's no alternative beyond not choosing shit odds - Crip's still choosing shit odds and living to the best of his ability. That's what everyone ought to do or be forced to do, as I've been saying.

>>13189

Why?

>>13190

Because allowing them to submit to their desire for an alternative will only invite in weakness and make our lives harder for having associations with these people. In the interest of the community, they need to be made examples of. It is entirely in their best interest, as it also prevents them from regressing backward as well. Whether to a point of being shittier people or outright not being people. They will be given opportunity to contribute to the greater whole and be a part of society in exchange for their submission to that society, whether they utilize it or not.

>>13191

Oh, and in addition, as I've also been saying. Because I would rather see them pull out of their suicide bullshit than stay in it, and them not doing so infuriates me.

>>13192

>>13191

I understand your ideology but I reject it on its face. If anything, I've become more entrenched in my position. I will definitely be remaining here and contributing to this community for months to come. Your posts will be deleted in a few hours and other posters will not even know you were here. There is nothing you can do to stop me or any of us.

>>13196

>Your posts will be deleted in a few hours and other posters will not even know you were here. There is nothing you can do to stop me or any of us.

everyday is the same. only clouds change.

yesterday was dream because woke up today.

life is a memory. keep it until it fades away or forget it by force.

Why is everyone so resistant to the shotgun method and trying out all these different methods? Are there really that many britbongs and ausfags and "Can't pass the background check" people here? Sell the remainder of your belongings, go crazy on a credit card, get a double-barreled buckshot, and not only will it be near instantaneous, but the chance of you fucking it up is minimal.

Why are people so intent on hanging or helium or etc.? There's no need to get exotic. Just blast your fucking brains out.

What's all this "beyond event horizon" shit?

>>13258

>>>/next/

What's the minimal speed train should go to decapitate me?

>>13286

The terminal velocity of a human being is 56 mph. So, that should form a reasonable upper bound on the required speed to kill you.

Beyond that, however, I do not know.

If you were going with the rail decapitation method; however, it wouldn't need to be going fast at all due to the incredible mass of a train.

>>11567

don't do that anon, I was in a train that hit a suicide jumper and it fucking sucks when you have to wait 2 hours to travel the last 5 minutes of your travel also the hit sound is pretty fucking morbid

I understand you don't probably give a fuck, but there are better methods that also don't fuck up other people at the same time

>>13301

>The terminal velocity of a human being is 56 mph.

>terminal velocity

That word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity

I'm not sure where you got that number, anyway. People have survived various impacts at 56 mph. Depends on what you hit, at what angle, and with what part of the body.

>>13286

My mother worked for the railroads until a coworker killed himself. That guy lay in wait under the first train in the morning until it departed and killed him. To get decapitated by a train it need only go walking speed, or maybe even less. The mass of the train will guaranty a full decapitation.

>>13325

First train in the morning sounds like the sun wasn't even up yet.

It might have been a different type of train but I'm guessing the weight wouldn't make much of a difference and just flatten you.

I macgyvered a gallows using a ladder and a cable. Well, not a gallows, really, since it works by simple strangulation and not by dropping. Anyone have any input? could struggling while unconscious be a problem? (knocking the ladder over, etc)

>>13308

Suicide by train is one of the most certain methods to succeed though. Since most people outside the US don't easily have access to guns, it seems like a decent alternative.

i have bisoprolol 5 1A here. how many, so i can be sure?

>>13350

I'm not suicidal, but you can always camouflage yourself so the conductor can't see you. Then while the rain is passing over you, just stick your neck on the rail, cleaving your head off.

The red text is gone.

What rope is best for hanging that causes as little rope burn as possible?

Will 1-2 points of decent heroin IV no tolerance be enough if I drink a fifth beforehand (no tolerance to either)?

I know how to IV, so that's not an issue

Thx :^)

ps: scoring more dope isn't really an option

Will 60mg of hcl fentanyl, 20mg of xanax and some alcohol kill me? I'm 161cm and weigh 50kg, no tolerance. Also what is the best anti emetic?

How affective is insulin?

Its easy to buy?

Does this place need another janitor/mod?

>>13350

>Since most people outside the US don't easily have access to guns

Varies from country to country. You don't need a license to get a shotgun in Austria, for example. In the UK, you need people to vouch for you, need to buy a gun cabinet, the police have to check it's all secure, your mental health history is checked and then the gun itself is expensive as fuck. Looking up train lines on google maps and going there is just so much easier.

There are easier ones like drugs and hanging yourself but you're less probable to succeed. Plus some people don't like to be the guy that made the trains late for a day.

Hey guys, glad I found this place. I'm completely at peace with killing myself at this point. My only hesitation left is that I don't want to become a vegetable or a retard. I have a 9mm handgun that I'm planning to shoot myself in the head with, but where is the best angle? I've seen a lot of conflicting information on this throughout the web. In addition, will a 9mm be sufficient? I know buckshot shotgun is the best method, but I live with my family and it would be too conspicuous to come home with a shotgun.

I've set the date for 2/2. I'm just gonna dick around and blow tons of credit card money on alcohol and food (and cash on drugs) for the next week. Gonna be a fun time. Thanks for the help anyone who replies.

>>13590

>it would be too conspicuous to come home with a shotgun

Got a car? Hide it in there until it's night or try and figure out a route when nobody's home.

In your mouth or from the side seem to be the best ones. Just don't go front of the forehead or under your chin. Back of the head, right in the cerebellum, disconnects your brain from your spine.

I don't know what would be the best sort of ammo or have you sorted that yet?

Doing it in the bathroom?

>>13593

No car. That's an even bigger problem than someone being in the damn living room all the time.

Yeah, I know chin is retarded (seen way too many gore videos.) I'll probably do side since it seems a lot easier than literally giving my gun a BJ.

I'm not sure about ammo. I know literally nothing about guns, I bought this thing solely to become an hero. This is the ammo I have, hopefully someone who's good with firearms can let me know if it's sufficient. http://www.bonefroggunclub.com/products/9mm-124gr-p-federal-premium-tactical-hst-jhp-50rds-p9hst3

And nah, I'll probably be doing it in the woods. Don't want anyone to have to wipe my brain matter off the walls. The animals will take care of it.

How effective is throat slitting? Is it easy to miss the artery? How painful would it be? How long could one survive with only one carotide?

>>13630

>How long could one survive with only one carotide?

Not sure but you'd be unconscious in a couple of minutes at most.

>>13673

I used an exacto knife to try and cut the vein so I could just bleed out without choking on blood. It was very difficult to find even though I could feel my pulse. Also you can heard your muscle tearing as it pushes in and it's a sound like none other and it just goes straight into your ear since it's an internal sound.

Also don't use an exacto knife the blade is too small and the holes just close up.

>>13823

Wouldn't even need to swan dive.

>>13823

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Can you kill yourself with any of the following: lamotrigine, xanex, lithium, or.pristiq?

what about a garbage bag filled with nitrous oxide securely affixed over my head? seems like i'd pass out from the anesthesia and asphyxiate.

Would about 2 months of Isotretnoin taken all at once work?

Does anyone know good, reliable methods for dying while sleeping?

>>14009

seconding

I'm still deciding on a method but I really want a some way post death that requires no or very little cleanup.

>go into the woods

anyway to get the wildlife more interested in eating my body? maybe coat myself in bbq sauce?

>fire

can't really think of a way of doing this that isn't going to end up spreading.

>chemicals

don't know anywhere near enough about them but if there was a mixture that could dissolve my flesh (bones would be great too) that would be awesome.

I basically want to "disappear".

I have 2000 mg of Morphine in slow release pills. Will it work for suicide if I just take it all with some alcohol?

I am pretty much unused to opiates. Tried to do the same thing, but only had two slow release pills then and despite alcohol, I woke up after several hours, I guess it was cos I did not bite the pills (stupid me). Now having more of these - will i succeed?

i need advice on what kind of rope to use to hang myself

I currently bought 550lb strength paracord,

will that work for suspension hanging?

Where do you position the ligature strap at the back of the neck?

I mean where do you position the ratchet strap at the back of the neck

Is it better to use padding when using a ratchet strap?

I´m gonna try the cyanide via appleseed method.

I´ll smash seeds of 30 apples and eat them at once. I will keep you updated

Holy shit, partial hanging is actually painless. Didn't even feel that I was losing conciousness. One second I was standing suspended and the next I woke up on the floor with half my face in pain because the belt noose gave out. Didn't have the balls to try again tonight, but with one attempt per night I'll get it one of these days.

>>14132

did he dead?

Quick question, what is wrong with the following methods

>Driving a light car into a wall at 70-80mph with no seatbelt (during rush hour in a suburban area to delay ambulance)

>Plastic bag on head, hold breath and empty a can or two of deodorant, then tape bag around neck and lie down (with some method that restrains hands)

Not too miffed about pain, don't want to trick/force another to be responsible, would rather not do it in my own house (so my family doesn't have to live in the building their son killed himself in)

These just seem to have a very risky success rate and inert gasses/suicide chemicals seem way too hard to get a hand on.

>>14144

Also, what do I tell online friends?

Make up a lie and say goodbyes?

Do this when they are offline/online?

Just stop coming online whatsoever?

>>14132

You need hundreds of seeds to die. I don't think your plan will work.

>>14144

well if you are worried about an ambulance why not just drive off a cliff or off a mountain road?

>less people have to see your remains.

>even less of a survival chance.

>even harder to get to you.

>>11254

>-If you are done, you know you are done. If you doubt, you're not done. Find the answer to what there is to do before you are truly done.

I actually came to this board to look into killing myself, and left with a new way to look at things.

What's the best way to keep myself from chocking on vomit if I die by alcohol poisoning?

>>14203

Fuck, I can't do nothing right. I meant choking.

What do you guys think of shooting yourself in the chest? I'm too afraid to shoot myself in the head. I'm too worried I'll fuck it up. I also don't want to fuck up my face. I know that wanting to "leave a pretty corpse" is usually a female thing, but I have it too.

I'm very afraid of the pain, though. I'd like to know ways to mitigate it if possible. Should I get really upset and angry (which wouldn't be hard) and hope the adrenaline helps? I've heard that a lot of people who get shot in intense situations often don't realize it until right before they die. Don't bother recommending weed or something, though - I have no idea where I could get drugs even if I wanted them.

If you have any particular gun/ammo recommendations, that would be good as well. I don't know anything about guns. I also have another gun-related question: Will it cause me problems if I try to pay for a gun with cash? I think I once heard that's some kind of red flag that might cause issues.

>>14267

Shooting yourself in the chest with a shotgun or handgun of a proper caliber will ensure death assuming you hit your heart, but you might not lose consciousness as fast as if you shot yourself in the head. Even with a handgun, shooting yourself in the head really is the better way to go. The chances of you surviving head trauma from a bullet are still far lower than surviving a chest wound. But if you insist on the chest, you'll probably still die. I recommend using a shotgun

>>14268

I don't think a shotgun will work for me. It seems like it would be very hard to aim a shotgun at my chest.

>handgun of a proper caliber

What caliber would that be?

>>14270

I'm not well-versed in guns, but I wouldn't go lower than 9mm. Maybe even a bit higher.

>>14271

Any ideas how I can ask for that without arousing suspicion? Also, is there anything you can tell me about revolvers vs. automatics? Or does it not really make a difference?

>>14283

Well as far as revolvers vs other type of handguns, it doesn't really matter if you're only going to have to fire the gun once. I don't really know how you can ask about guns without arousing suspicion. Maybe head to /k/ and ask. Are you American?