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9fb4a6 No.11383

Hey all. I just bought a lethal dose of caffeine pills, ready to go. From what I've read, its a rather unpleasant way to go, but has a pretty high success rate (also it's super cheap). I tried ligature, but I couldn't get it to keep tension. Helium can't be trusted due to shitty tank control. Anyone know anything a little less uncomfortable yet easily executed?

002e93 No.11387

>>11383

It is extremely unpleasant. You will puke up this hellish black shit and pray for release until it ends. It doesn't end for a looong time.

I tried this method last year when I was in the Navy. I was projectile vomiting and groaning like I was the main character in a reboot of "The Exorcist." If you choose this method, you will fail. And when you fail, you will wish that you hadn't.

I just found out that Trazodone + Alcohol might be lethal enough, which works out nicely because I'm prescribed the former. Best of luck, always read up, and be smart about your chosen methods, anon. Wish you luck.


000000 No.11402

>>11383

>Anyone know anything a little less uncomfortable yet easily executed?

Heroin/Morphine overdosing

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Jumping of lethal height

Gunshot to head (through mouth?)

Ligature strangulation (though it can be hard to perform)


65f922 No.11419

Reposting what i posted in /r9k/.

This is from the Death Dealer's Manual rewired for self instead of others…aka very powerful.

Nicotine Sulfate,Nicotine,Sodium Flouride,Arsenic,Antifreeze, & Prussic Acid works effectively as a hitman's poisons,so it should be more effective and faster if used on self.

For Nicotine,you extract them from cigarette butts.Take the butts and soak them in water for 3-4 hours.Drain it then you've got a liquid additive that will kill. A few drops can kill,but if you want to be sure & Overkill then drain and empty an entire case. Put the remaining liquid additive to your favorite last drink for a nice goodbye.

Snuff(smokeless Tobacco) works too.Dump in a glass of water and fill it with enough water to cover the snuff.Let it soak for 1 day. Later,add a second glass same size.Dump the contents of your first glass into a handkerchief and fold the corners of the cloth shut,forming a ball of the soggy stuff in the glass.Squeeze contents of the handkerchief into the second glass by twisting the cloth. When all the liquid is extracted,you have a very powerful & serviceable poison.

The DDM recomends you place the liquid in a drink that the target will chug down quickly,since your killing yourself then just place it on your favorite soda for a nice goodbye.

And yes..i just gave you a way how to kill yourself quickly via poisoning.

Its supposed to be for killing others but…this works too i guess.

I'm in the mood to type today,so i'll add how to make Nicotine Sufate.

I won't add in others because the tldr advice is: Get your agency to get it for you.

This other poison& Nicotine is something you can get by yourself.

Nicotine Sulfate.

A lethal insect killing poison is Black Leaf 40 for Nicotine Sulfate.A KILLER & needs an autopsy to determine cause of death,blood forensics test to be exact.The Black Leaf 40 that gardening shops sell is 40% nicotine sulfate. You just need to do a simple process called Evaporation.During evaporation,it'll become a syrup like substance.Something a medicine dropper can easily get.Its absorved via the skin & is fatal within minutes,AS LONG AS IT ISN'T WASHED OFF.DDM recomends that you administer this to your target by "accidentally" spilling it on your target. Your going to kill yourself,so just spill it on yourself after locking the doors to any water source so you die in minutes.Note that any attempt to rub it off the skin will only make it assimilate FASTER in the body.

No need to bother with the likes of Risin which just makes death seem like a natural death & not a murder,your just going to kill yourself afterall & the places to get the Castor Beans would be on the lookout for people who would use it for killing purposes.(self/others included)

Last post,hopefully you don't pussy out & actualy go through with killing yourself.

Its a murderer's techniques,so once you do it on yourself,you won't expect it to fail.

GLHF!


3aa036 No.11420

Failed at this before. It's not pretty whether or not you succeed.


652cf7 No.11525

>>11419

Is this a joke or will cigarette water actually kill me?

I've drank old sodas used to put out cigs so I'm going to call bullshit


002e93 No.11532

>>11525

It's probably a troll.


b95931 No.11540

>>11525

It's not a troll. If you do it as he said it will most definitely kill you.


5295d1 No.11562

How many cigarettes would you need anyway? Wiki says lethal dose might be 60mg but you probably will survive 1000mg too, and quick google say each cig has 9-12mg of nicotine, so quick calculation would give you about at least 100 cigarettes you need to soak and drink the water to kill yourself/anyone?? That's probably 2-3 glasses of water at least. Even if you reduce/thicken it I doubt a few drops would be enough.


b95931 No.11565

>>11562

The best way would be chewing tobacco method. They're cheaper and more nicotine, also less liquid in the end.


922181 No.11774

>>11565

so my spitcans in the trash that have my watery backwash are poison




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