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f75f9b No.11391

Hey guys, I got an idea.

So motorcycles are dangerous. Really dangerous. Anyone who rides regularly is pretty much guaranteed to get in an accident at least once. And if you don't wear a helmet, it's really likely that you'll die. Let's all get one and ride around!

Motorcyclists that die in accidents are prime candidates for organ donation (since they're usually healthy besides what killed them, obviously), so your body can be useful for something even if you're not! Just make sure you mark that organ donor checkbox on your license first.

Another bonus is that since your death will be an accident as far as they know, you also have the added benefit of whatever insurance policy you have being able to take care of postmortem costs (many companies don't insure for suicide unless you're, like, in Japan or something). No one's gotta pay anything to get rid of YOUR dead body.

Plus it's really fun. And we could totally get matching jackets.

c288ff No.11397

>>11391

Fucking hate motorcycles, they're obnoxious. I'll be the car the plows into you guys. >:C

Nah I kid (sort of) but that sounds like you could get yourself mangled but not killed pretty easy.

How much does cleaning up a corpse cost anyway?


000000 No.11400

>>11391

Let's not


f75f9b No.11408

>>11397

>sounds like you could get yourself mangled but not killed pretty easy.

That's why you don't wear a helmet. That way you'll die from head wounds and they can toss your body in an ambulance and drive you off.

>>11400

But it'll be so fun tho.


7dd212 No.11664

>>11408

You won't get insurance if you don't wear a helmet,dumbass.


5b4159 No.11672

>>11664

Source?


f75f9b No.11693

>>11664

>>11672

Get insurance and make sure it doesn't specify that you won't get the money if you don't wear a helmet?


78a4ae No.11715

Is there a way to rig helmets and make them shitty for protection?


f75f9b No.11760

>>11715

Read this (http://www.helmetcheck.org/safetytips.aspx) and do everything wrong.


78a4ae No.11762

>>11760

Holy shit, I've already done more than half the things that they say not to do and I'm not even trying to kill myself yet.




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