/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

Number one question I'm going to ask:

- Are you sure you can't get a shotgun?

Because keep in mind, that you're probably suffering from a cognitive bias (I saw this one person use this method, therefore it's the best!). And the fatality rates for shotgun suicides are astronomically high as well as goddam instantaneous.

Also, you might want to consider bumping this thread:

>>4108

I'm thinking of charcoal tonight, now you have me worried. Can you tell us more about the room you attempted it in?

I am going to use a small tent with a thick tarp covering it with 15lb charcoal.

>>11779

Considering that it's the fucking 7th and you posted this on the 5th, also thanks for the SAGE mother fucker. Yeah I'll tell you, provided you're not dead already. I rented a hotel room and duct taped the small bathroom door after putting up three grills, one large and two small on cinder blocks. Also duct taped the ceiling vent. I layed in that bathtub for hours with all three grills lit, burned the shit out of my eyes and throat. In the bathtub I have two large bags of ice. It got so fucking hot in there that even when I layed out the ice all over my body, I couldn't feel the cold. I took shit tons of sleeping pills, but those faggots wouldn't work. Eventually I slipped past the point of conscious "definitely going to kill myself" or any thoughts at all. I was downright retarded at the point I got up and clawed off that duct tape from the door. I slept in the hotel bed the couple hours I had until dawn, then told the receptionist "I think somebody was barbequeing in that room." She didn't give a shit.

That was the first time.

Second time went like this: a tent with seethrough mesh vented bullshit at the top. Fucking assholes, what do they want the whole world to see people FUCK? I didn't have a tarp, still tons of duct tape. It's a tent for 8 people, had enough room for two grills. No mother fucking bathtub or ice this time. Layed in there for hours sweating my balls off, fucking unbearable heat. And then I come here to bitch about it, and faggots reply that some weak chinks did themselves in this way. FUCK THEM.

What am I, fucking immortal? DAMNIT.

>>11778

I saw the woman I love layed out cold in a coffin, clearly dead. I watched her husband bump knuckles with his mates at the funeral. Do you really think a shotgun in hands like mine is a good idea? I wouldn't blow my brains out, I'd head right over to that fucker's house that I've seen before so many times, and blow his useless fucking brains out all over their carpet right infront of their children and laugh until the cops came, then raise the shotgun in their direction. Still think I'm a good choice for possessing firearms?

>>11812

>I saw the woman I love layed out cold in a coffin, clearly dead. I watched her husband bump knuckles with his mates at the funeral. Do you really think a shotgun in hands like mine is a good idea? I wouldn't blow my brains out, I'd head right over to that fucker's house that I've seen before so many times, and blow his useless fucking brains out all over their carpet right infront of their children and laugh until the cops came, then raise the shotgun in their direction. Still think I'm a good choice for possessing firearms?

I'm not taking responsibility for what you may or may not do.

Regardless, pills have one of the lowest effective fatality rates and guns have the highest. Those are the rather unfortunate facts. That doesn't mean you can't give pills a shot, just pointing out the fuckup risks.

>>11779

>I'm thinking of charcoal tonight, now you have me worried.

Just because OP here failed to kill himself with charcoal doesn't mean it doesn't work.

Just make sure you've well isolated your room, because only then Carbon Monoxide will be generated.

Also, light the BBQ outside, let the coal burn until they're are white/grey.

Take it inside, wait ~70 minutes for enough Carbon Monoxide to have been built up.

And _then_ enter the room. You should be dead within less than 15 minutes, if not, you've done something wrong.

>>11779

Here's some more info on Carbon Monoxide generation in a shipping container

https://img.bi/#/WPFr7g9!OHxYAsyQ_KXs8Ruzzo3oawxd6chk1K0ebmcA2zK4

>A link because I can't even attach an image.

>>11812

>I'd head right over to that fucker's house that I've seen before so many times, and blow his useless fucking brains out all over their carpet right infront of their children and laugh until the cops came, then raise the shotgun in their direction

If I was suicidal because a dickhead like that all but destroyed my life and didn't give a fuck about what he did this would be my number 1 objective. But that's your call, when you're in the eternal void you don't have to give a fuck about your life decisions whatever they may be.

>>11771

why not helium?

Guarantee and painless method

>>11832

and in case you dont know this

>get a tank of helium (can be obtained from RC store, used to fill balloons, flying sharks etc…)

>get a mask that covers your mouth/nose completly (from hardware store)

>get a tube

>connect the tube to the mask and the helium bottle

>duck tape the shit out of it so that no air will escape anywhere

>use it

Your brain doesn't know the difference between oxygen and helium, you think you are breathing normally, while slowly loosing consciousness and dying without any pain (but don't open the helium too much, you want it to leak slowly)

I wish you a good luck and hope you will suceed without any issue

>>11832

People now distrust this method because party baloon canisters are 80% helium 20% oxygen. Normal air is 21% oxygen so its basically the same shit. What these people don't know is you can get pure nitrogen, argon or helium quite easily, it's a little more work yes but how fucking retarded and lazy you are to not be able to get it? These are the same kind of people that don't bother getting a flow regulator and other meassures, of course they'll fuck up.

>>11833

I hope I'm time of you not becoming a vegetal because helium tanks aren't pure anymore and you will go for a endless vegetal ride.

>>11771

>pills

but which ones?

>>11828

It doesn't work. Failed? I succeeded past the point of conscious intellect into retardation. When that happens, you won't even know or remember when you claw your way out. It does not take 15 minutes. Stop spreading bullshit information. I was in an enclosed small bathroom with the vent and door duct taped for several hours, three barbeque grills filled to capacity from two 24lb bags. Two small grills and one large. I felt the effects of CO poisoning immediately after I woke up. Muscles ache, slight headache, but it did something to my mind for a few weeks. It was positively amazing. My thoughts weren't erratic, my mind was calmer than it ever was in my entire life. I felt stoic, unflinching, unaffected by anything. Then eventually that wore off. After I tried again, same effect, same wearing off.

>>11834

>pure Nitrogen

>how fucking retarded and lazy you are to not be able to get it?

How about you shut the fuck up with the lazy offhanded "there's a mysterious way but I'm not going to tell you" bullshit and dispense with some actual fucking advice? I would love to get my hands on pure nitrogen. I'd close myself in a fucking box with warning labels all over it and just let it do it's thing. Death within a few minutes while only feeling drunk, no suffocation, only loss of oxygen to the brain until you're too gone to feel your own death? FUCK YES, give me some of that.

>>11837

That's what I don't know. It's not like I can give the family the third degree, especially the asshole she was married to. He'd be the only one who would know, and the coroner. It's impossible to get information from either of them. Unless I went all Hollywood and tracked them down, torturing them until they confess, not going to happen. I just want out. End of the conscious state.

>>11839

Holy fuck. /suicide/, this guy is one of the most dedicated people who has wanted to commit suicide since the beginning of this board.

Gtf in here and get this guy something to kill himself!

You could try eating some 30 or more grams of cherry pits which will contain the legal amount of cyanide.

>>11847

>legal amount of cyanide

I didn't know cyanide had a legal amount.

>>11846

Or come over and shoot me in the fuckin head. I just don't trust myself around firearms. Whatever the afterlife is like, if there is any, many say bad karma or consequences of sin, shit like that. I would immediately go out and shoot some assholes that deserve it, unlike those faggots that just kill randomly.

>>11847

Nice. Cyanide does produce the effects of hypoxia, the same as pure Nitrogen gas. Allegedly, that's the best way to die. But no-one can give an eyewitness report on that shit. Oh well. So about 30 grams of pits is equal to what, nearly an ounce? How many grams are in a single pit? Would be good to know just how many cherries I'd need to pluck the pits out of, and then make a delicious death milkshake.

>>11839

Calm down autist, if you were really that desperete you´d have found out by yourself, it only takes a single search. Look up for gas suppliers in your area, shouldnt cost more than 120$ for a tank. They shouldnt ask for any documents or make too many questions but if they do say its for welding, dont sperg and you´ll be fine.

Would you be interested in trying an alternative? I notice a lot of people struggle with the mask, it always falls off or they instinctively tear it after losing consciousness, or they fuck up and build co2 which triggers Hypercapnia. A common recommendation i´ve seen for carbon monoxide poisoning is getting a sealed tent and burn charcoal in it. So you could try getting a couple of tanks in a tent, open them and adjust the flow so they displace all oxygen, like a bigger mask to prevent it from becoming loose halfway and ending up like veggie.

>>11954

Fuck you, "if I was really that desperete". I made it obvious the things I have tried. Read the damn thread. I have called gas suppliers. They want to know what business I run, and provide documents as evidence. I don't own a business. I burned the charcoal in a tent the second time. So your "gettings tanks is easy" bullshit just isn't going to work.

>>12013

>They want to know

Jesus where do you live? Australia or the UK?