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How to with a gun for retards John Doe 10/16/15 (Fri) 13:20:52 ae3fff No.12036

How to with a gun for retards

featuring stupid questions that might be googleable but don't seem to be:

1) do i need to practice at a firing range first?

2) how do i not trigger suspicion if my first purchase is a shotgun? or is it just super easy in america?

and the MOST IMPORTANT question of the day:

3) what gun would be easiest to use and 100% successful, as I don't want to blow my face off and live to tell the tale.

i know a shotgun, blah blah blah, but specifically, is there a gun nut here who can give me 100% confidence in success if i buy xyz gun.

lastly:

4) where do i am said gun that should produce 100% success?

thank you for your cooperation in ridding the world of one less retard.

John Doe 10/16/15 (Fri) 13:23:20 ae3fff No.12037

I should add to #3 - what ammo as well?

and #4 typo might be obvious but should say AIM

Seriously thanks to anyone here if you can help.

John Doe 10/16/15 (Fri) 13:52:55 2c45fa No.12038

Barrel in mouth aimed at a 45 degree angle. Anything else is not guaranteed instant death and there's a chance of feeling pain and/or becoming a potato.

Basically you want to destroy the brainstem so you'll instantly die.

The problem with shotguns is that while they are reliable, people usually flinch right when the pull the trigger, fucking up their aim.

I'd use a .44 magnum as it's much easier to aim with.

John Doe 10/18/15 (Sun) 06:36:48 0d278e No.12055

Is aiming for the brain stem REALLY the best?

I mean, if you shoot across the temples you will not miss. But instead you have to aim at a precise angle (good luck with that trigger recoil!).

I mean, if you wanted to pull off the brain stem shot, wouldn't a better method be to bring it behind your head and fire it off with your thumb maybe? (But that's only if you have a pistol)

Another option would be to build a mount so that there would be no aim necessary. By using a model, you could ensure a buckshot to the brain stem.

Although, at the very least, we are in agreement on buck gauge shotgun-

John Doe 10/18/15 (Sun) 08:00:09 cf33a2 No.12057

1: No

2: Smile and make eye contact. As long as you don't look like some alternatwink, no one will care.

3: H&R Pardner Pump, $200 12 gauge pump action, available at fucking Gander Mountain. Ammo can be buckshot or slugs. Buy a few boxes to allay suspicion.

4: In the mouth, to the point between your ears

Pretty much everything above your lower jaw will be confetti. It's not so much the pellets or slugs that do the most damage, but the barrel gasses from the detonation of the primer and powder that throw the munitions down the barrel.

I'm not telling you not to do it, but once you have the means of killing yourself proper, it tends to take a lot of the edge off of the distress that is your every fucking day.

Not all of it, of course.