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301d9a No.12111

Killing myself in 3 days. I have my music selected, and not a care in the world. any suggestions on how to go out? If nothing is suggested I'll just do it with a 12 gauge.

dc625a No.12112

Go ahead and do it with a 12 gau–

>wait a minute, someone is willing to be a guinea pig

Could you try the standard exit bag technique? E.g., CPAP+Helium canister? Lay down to rest the fucking myths like:

>muh 20% oxygen mixed in nowadays

>muh unconsciously pull off the CPAP mask

>muh tripping balls feeling like I'm suffocating

bullshit?

If there are no replies after a week, I'll assume the exit bag worked.


301d9a No.12113

>>12112

I could get the helium. But the mask I don't have enough money for.

still open to suggestions though.


dc625a No.12114

File: 1445487561589.png (36.1 KB, 434x692, 217:346, gas-and-bag.png)

>>12113

Switch out the CPAP for a suicide bag? Like in here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

And do it as in pic related.

Also, do not do it in a chair, do it laying down. I've heard stories of people falling off of their chair and the bag coming loose.


301d9a No.12115

>>12114

yea I could do that. I think have a cord like that in one of my windbreakers. Thanks for the advice and suggestion.


301d9a No.12124

2 more days. I came home today and cleaned my shotgun. I looked at prices for a helium tank at my local target. They're pretty cheap. Might pick 2 up tomorrow.


dc625a No.12139

>>12111

Tomorrow is the day, huh?

Any final thoughts?


35a397 No.12142

File: 1445626638849.jpg (48.08 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 12096577_515359878620151_7….jpg)

Not really got a method that's easy to explain that hasn't already been mentioned in various other threads so excuse me but I must go off topic and ask a few questions;

>What's your reason for suicide? (TL:DR version if you don't want to write an essay or whatever)

>Where are you from?

>What song are you going to exit to?

Good luck Anon. May you be blessed with a slow painless death.


fa1039 No.12149

Good luck anon, I hope you find peace. If you're still there can we get a look at your final playlist?

>>12148

Fuck off nigger.


65d9c6 No.12182

…..holy shit. Did the helium method work?


68fd03 No.12216

If he's not dead by now he's in a shitty condition. Hope he's dead. Good job Anon. Good job.


65d9c6 No.12221

File: 1446003338945.gif (17.66 KB, 267x200, 267:200, slowclap.gif)

Came in with trips and fucking did it right.


38839d No.12226

>>12111

I hope the next life is kinder to you. Rest in peace anon


17a0a2 No.12286

He could be in hospital


8221d5 No.12292

>>12286

let's hope he is in the morgue


301d9a No.12479

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SICK PEOPLE ENCOURAGING SUICIDE?!? BECAUSE OF YOU MY SON LOST HIS LIFE! FUCK YOU ALL AND BURN IN HELL DAMN YOU! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT WAS LIKE? HAVING TO WALK IN ON MY SON'S WEEK OLD DEAD BODY? WITH SOME TERRIBLE MUSIC PLAYING ON REPEAT? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE! SUICIDE ISN'T A JOKE! NOW I DON'T HAVE MY SON ANYMORE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! FUCK YOU


a65240 No.12480

>>12479

If youre really his parent: no one views suicide here as a joke. We are just saddened broken people who aren't happy with life and wish to free ourselves of it. That or permavirgins. We supported your son's decision to leave this place. I dont know his reasons but all that matters is that it was his choice.


575cb5 No.12481

>>12479

I just hope you are not joking, but if not:

>We do not encourage suicide. Edgy teenagers encourage suicide. Dumb fucks encourage suicide. Society itself encourages suicide. A hard, hopeless, pointless and intolerable life encourages suicide. This board was made with the sole purpose of finding a way to end the pain. Pain has many forms: smothering parents, bullies, severe depression, irreversible physical or mental damage, you name it. Unlike normal people, we were born unable to take the pain. Why? I don't know, and I don't try to find an answer. It just happens. Just fucking happens. That's nature for you.

>And there's the people we leave behind. Do you think we like them to find our bodies like that? That we don't mind their pain too? Do you think it's easy to write a note explaining our reasons? Do you think it's a fucking game to us? How do we explain our unbearable pain to them? What chances are that when they try to help us end up hurting us even more? It's so fucked up, so fucked up there's no words to describe it. We just only want it to stop. We could do anything to stop it, to have a life worth living. But we can't. We fucking can't, and there's no way to fix it. And it hurts.

>Normal, healthy people's beliefs often clash with our viewpoint of life. They'll never understand what they haven't lived. They have religion, a positive environment to grow up, beliefs and traditions. Damn, we envy normals so much. Things they have for granted are for us like those things you see through a reinforced glass, you can see it, you almost reach it, but you know you'll never have it.

>Suicidal people have an overdose of reality. They understand there's no god, no karma, no hell and even worse, no heaven. They grew up in the worst family or society ever. They have no role models to follow. Or quite the contrary, they have it all… until depression strikes with all its might out of nowhere. We lose our will to live. Sometimes it's our own fault, sometimes not. But once you lose it, there's no way back.

>I repeat, we do not encourage anything, he decided on his own volition as we already have, and if you can't process that, then there's nothing else to do. But don't go blaming something or someone else out of rage because it'll be like pissing against the wind. If you try to ban this place you'll get nothing, because in another corner of the web another site like this will pop out, you can't stop the pain. You can't stop our pain. Just let it flow. And right now I might sound like a hypocrite to you, but sorry for your loss.


e05604 No.12520

>>12479

I'm sorry. Can we see the death certificate? With name hidden of course.


88a090 No.12521

>>12479

Post the goddamm playlist, grandpa.


980b46 No.12522

File: 1447855137991.jpg (144.25 KB, 800x600, 4:3, suicide.jpg)

Do it with style. Pic related.


4522b0 No.12532

>>12479

>terrible music on repeat

Well, assuming this is real.

Fuck you. Your son picked out a playlist of music he wanted to listen to before he died. I don't know how stupid a person has to be to not realize that something like that was very important to him.

Of course it wasn't a joke.

Regardless, I'm sure your son would be glad that you have found this board, and with it is able to use it to have a catalyst for your grief. That you are blaming us instead of yourself.

I wish him peace of mind in the afterlife. And I hope you are able to process your grief.

It may sound weird, but thanks for not blaming yourself.

The last thing I want to happen when I die is for any of my loved ones to find my body and blame themselves for it. I'd rather them listen to my shitty playlist and blame all the shitposters in /suicide/ like OP.


65d9c6 No.12537

>>12480

>>12481

>>12532

These posts are oddly inspirational.


4522b0 No.12543

File: 1447914107656.jpg (1.47 MB, 2299x1787, 2299:1787, the-inferno-canto-32.jpg)

>>12537

>/suicide/

>not finding inspiration from death

While its unfortunate that OP didn't specify if he did blame others for his death or not, its typically the case that suicide is a choice of the individual and they don't wish for others to blame themselves over their choice to die.

The fact that OP's father stumbled across the board, while he was met with shitposting its not really surprising that others with similar mindsets of suicide would react the way they did.


67f8aa No.13943

>>12479

> WEEK OLD BODY

Wait, why did it take that long for you, the parent, to notice? Did anyone else notice before then?

I'm almost tempted to say "No wonder he did it".




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