/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

I doubt it'd even hurt if you were to land head first. You'd be dead before you could even feel pain

>>12257

I'm down then, I'm just gonna read three of my favorite books and I'm gonna do it this Sunday.

Thanks anon

>>12258

No problem brah, I've been thinking about killing myself from jumping too, just need to find a good spot to do it from. Its hard when you live in the middle of fucking nowhere in the midwest.

>>12258

Good luck Anon. Hope you don't become a retard from it. Make sure you land on your neck and make sure the building is pretty high. Always remember that making yourself more streamlined will reduce drag and therefore increase your overall speed to you impact the ground a lot faster.

I think it's time

Just make sure the building is high enough. Jumping from a really high bridge onto water would also work because of the surface tension of the water.. The initial hit will be like landing on concrete if it's high enoughand you're going fast enough.

Other then that my only advice would be to do it somewhere remote. It's kind of a dick move splatting your brain on the sidewalk infront of some 12 year old.

>>12256

>tfw replying to a dead anon

A lot of you guys are underestimating the force of impact.

Anything over 2 stories up, land on your head. Your brain will be splattered across a large area, there wont be any almost about it. Just be aware of how quickly it happens, you don't have any time in midfall to correct yourself (its nothing like the movies), so you need to make sure you're launching in a way that'll give you the landing you want. Imagine it like diving off a diving board or the edge into a swimming pool, except you don't put your hands out. You might want to even practice at a swimming pool first.

Excelsior, anons. I'm sorry for your pain. May whatever is next be gentler on your spirits.

>>12396

>The victim, in his 50s

Nah.

>>12396

That man killed himself on the 2nd, anon said he would do it on the 1st twice.