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000000 No.12381

I attempted suicide last week, but for whatever reason (not ready, I guess?) I stopped partway through. That, combined with my interest in attempting to become a hitman (hasn't worked so far, go figure) made me think about assisted suicide. It's really a win-win if both people are serious, right? There is no risk of failure, or brain damage or anything like that, because the person doing the work is going to make sure… unless they pussy out, I guess, but you're no worse off than you were in that case.

I thought about this quite a bit, and it would be excellent for both people - think about it: You gather all your identification, drive to a secluded spot, pre-dig a grave, do the work, hude the body, sell the completely valid identification. The person doing the work gets paid even if the person dying has no money, and the person dying can't chicken out, and has no risk of accidental retardation.

1ac118 No.12384

Selling the id of the person you just killed is a fast way to getting caught. No wonder you can't find work as a hitman. Please let me kill you. While you dig the grave I'll explain what a retard you are. You do the hard work because you can rest when you are death.


000000 No.12385

>>12384

Not sure if you're trolling, or just really dumb. If selling IDs was an easy way of getting caught, why are there hundreds of IDs for sale on the DNMs? How do you expect to get caught in the first place… you going to drop off the ID in person? How did you even find your way to this website? Do you know what anonymity is?

I think the only way you would get caught is if you were bad at shipping, and mailed it from your own home/name, or if the person whose suicide you were assisting was a cop. Even if they were, they would have trouble proving your guilt, unless you met them with "Hey! I'm here to kill you…?"




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