/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

If you're female, a few too many Tylenol and 2 sleeping pills should do the trick if you want people to panic and try to help.

If male, may not get the attention you desire and something more drastic will be necessary

Maybe shoot yourself in the forehead from the side? This method has its downsides but it is the most convincing thing I could come up with.

Or maybe post a public suicide note if you're sure someone will come to your house after reading it and just tie noose to the ceiling, stand on the stool and practice your acting skills until they come.

>>12509

>Waits for a reason still as it seems op is a phaggot and wants to be an attention whore instead of doing the right thing and offing themselves.

OP here, reason is i need professional help and have bad health insurance, getting a shrink the ordinary way is near-impossible. Also would help me a lot with the problems with the law i have. I don't want to kill myself, i just want it to look that way.

>>12529

Just lightly slit your wrist. Enough to make the epidermis bleed. Then have someone find you. Or call the police and threaten suicide. But be careful because a lot of people actually die threatening suicide to the police.

OD. Never ever works.

Paracetamol and shit will fuck your liver a little bit but nothing else.

>>12529

Go to bridge / high building - threaten to jump - police will come and forcibly get you committed to a hospital.

>>12529

holy fuck

literally walk into an ER and say you attempted suicide and they'll help you