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John Doe 11/18/15 (Wed) 16:57:17 3e51c4 No.12524

What do you guys think about suicide by butt-chugging? It's apparently much more effective than "normal" alcohol poisoning, do you think 2-3 bottles oughta do the trick?

John Doe 11/24/15 (Tue) 12:14:59 192152 No.12646

Do you really want to be the guy who kills himself with a vodka enema? On the bright side, if the alcohol poisoning doesn't kill ya then maybe the shame will.

John Doe 11/25/15 (Wed) 10:43:31 02fa20 No.12651

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>It's apparently much more effective than "normal" alcohol poisoning

Alcohol poisoning is still an awful way to go.

Though the idea of an anon dead, face down, with a bottle of liquor jutting out of his shitter is pretty funny.

Still, you'd have to use a lot of alcohol, and there are limits to how much the rectum can hold and absorb. It's likely that you'd just make yourself really ill and end up in a psych ward for a while.

John Doe 11/26/15 (Thu) 05:29:14 aa2524 No.12656

>there are limits to how much the rectum can hold and absorb

One bottle in his butt, one bottle in his mouth. The mental image gets even funnier.

John Doe 11/26/15 (Thu) 11:03:57 b40882 No.12657

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how come stevo didn't die

John Doe 11/28/15 (Sat) 10:30:41 000000 No.12687

>>12664

What a buzzkill.

I'm going to kill myself extra hard just for you being such a fag.

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