/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

im sorry but it wont do, you may want to call an ambulance to skip the agony awaiting you…

have any alcohol?

>>12709

>I didn't do much resurch on this, it was kind of a "of the moment" thing

That's the number one "DO NOT DO" for people seriously considering suicide

When OP is retard. Kek

Kind of feel bad for this guy.

Impromptu suicide can fuck you up. If he didn't phone 911 or someone didn't find him I wonder if he's suffering inside his own body now.

It has been just over two days now since the OP failed his suicide.

Assuming he isn't a gibbering vegetable with tubes up his ass, dick and mouth

Assuming he isn't fucked up on a dialysis machine praying for death that won't come until 40+ years into the future by which point his soul will basically be fucking gone

Assuming he didn't fail his psychiatric evaluation and isn't locked up in a ward somewhere, doomed to a fate worse than death for the rest of his years on this hellish Earth

Then he will now be forced to undergo constant degrading therapy sessions while his family has him under constant surveillance so that he can't escape, basically a prisoner in his own home.

MORAL OF THE STORY, NEVER, EVER FUCK UP SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, IT'S VERY RARE YOU'LL GET A SECOND CHANCE AND A THIRD CHANCE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION

R.I.P. OP - IF ONLY, YOUR RIDE IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING

>>12752

REAL NIGGA HOURS FAM

>>12749

Song related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyD5os2OfcY

>Welcome my son, welcome to the Machine

Have a nice life, OP.. It's going to be a long one

>>12749

…Dear god I better not fuck up my suicide

>>12749

Kek this post is so vivid should be deleted for discouraging suicide

>>12749

This is a good fucking post.

It's banner material or should be it's own post or something.

>>12795

I believe this is worth it. I'll try and make OC about this (banner) what are the dimensions for a useable banner, also what image types (png,jpg,gif) I'm not very tech savvy so forgive me.

>>12912

See >>1 thread for sample banners and their dimensions.

>>12749 here, might have the opportunity to put my necks on the track this weekend. I'm glad you guys liked my post

Please take my advice to heart because even though nothing really makes me feel happy or sad anymore, the thought of someone who desperately wishes to die failing their suicide attempt and never have another chance makes me literally want to vomit.

Please think, and plan, and calculate. Death is forever, better to wait a little longer to make sure of it rather than spontaneously attempt it in a way that people know you tried, and end up locked in this life forever.

Best of luck everyone. If my business trip doesn't go as planned I'll post back here after the weekend to berate myself and open myself up to criticism over how much of a pussy I am for not going through with it.

See you soon, either way.

>>12938

Good luck man. I wish it was as easy for me to do it right now.

>>12938

I hope to see you on the other side if there is one.

God speed.