/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

A successful suicide board is a dead board.

About 85% of the lost traffic was edgy normies who eventually tired or got over their shitty little "depressive" (oh no my third girlfriend this year left me guys im in such a bad place right now) episodes but the other 15% is probably dead yeah

I stopped coming around for a while, but I'm not sure why. Waiting for work to implode, which then cuts the strings of everything else.

While I havent killed myself yet this board was indeed helpful for me, now I know how many options for killing myself I have, their success rates, pain rates, and all that. It should be quite easy when youre serious about it. My life has also gotten worse and worse so I imagine its only a matter of time for me to kill myself, I'll announce it here for opinions on final details when im truly ready.

Are there /suicide/ oldfags still around?

>>13441

Yeah, but its not something to be proud about.

The real oldfags are still bitching about muh helium tanks. Anyone who was serious in the beginning has already hanged themselves or jumped.

>>13441

Most of them have moved on or ctb.

I'm in my mid-twenties and have tried a few times during my life since I was about 14/15. First few were uneducated attempts based on hearsay methods, which subsequently failed because bullshit information and I didn't know what I was doing. Last attempt in June '15 was well-planned and should have killed me, but when the time finally came I was so desperate to get it done that I rushed it and failed. I did come extremely close though and am probably quite lucky not to have brain damage from it.

Anyway - after a suicide attempt, I feel…'okay'? I guess. It's hard to explain but the urge to die goes away for a couple of years, like I've blown off steam and relieved the pressure or something. But I can still relate to the desire of others to end it all, so I figure that while I'm still alive for the timebeing, I may as well be useful and stay here to offer advice and make sure others don't fuck up like I did. I read about the plans of others, research their methods, find any potential holes or flaws, advise them what to do instead.

So tl;dr I've been here for a long while and will continue to be here until the black shadow catches up with me again. Next time I intend to be successful, just a question of when next time is. Could be several years, could be several months.

I have no way of knowing if any of my advice has ever been useful to anyone but I like to think that there were a few people out there who've shuffled off this mortal coil a bit quicker and more peacefully thanks to things I've told them.

We'll all get there one day, /suicide/.

>>13454

The true question is never when, but where and how

>>13458

How? Bottle of vodka, fistful of benzos topped off with several milligrams of fentanyl via IV. I can get fentanyl within 24 hours, so it's not much of a problem, and my various drug habits mean I always have a few syringes lying around.

Where? I don't know yet. I guess I'll see where the current of life takes me and where I end up finding myself next time the urge gets to me. I have a car, so going somewhere remote that I can't be found (if necessary) isn't particularly difficult.

So no, in my case the true question really is 'when'. When it happens it happens, for now it's just a matter of sitting back and enjoying life while I can before it all falls down again.

>>13454

>Anyway - after a suicide attempt, I feel…'okay'? I guess. It's hard to explain but the urge to die goes away

I understand what you're saying. I'd repeatedly try to hang myself and every time about a minute in I'd just feel relieved and stop.

>>13461

damn, you must have a pretty crazy tolerance then

>>13454

What method did you use in June 2015?

I gave up on suicide temporally for reasons.(probably gonna hold out for a few more years or more) so i stopped coming here all the time. I pop in out of morbid curiosity every once in awhile but yes i figure most of the userbase killed themselves or realized they didn't have the guts to do it