/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

By "loved ones" you mean…what exactly? That you don't want to hurt your loved ones feefees by killing yourself?

The best way to deal with this I've come up with is that your plan will have to involve disappearing yourself, and you'll have to make being a hermit a common thing about you. That way when you disappear no one will think twice since no one is actively checking up on you, and you'll eventually be forgotten. Family will eventually get worried and they'll forever wonder where you are, but at least they don't know you're worm shit in the middle of the woods.

I really got hit in the feels when my mom cried in front of me after my first attempt. That's the only thing keeping me chained to this world right now is hurting her and making her think it was somehow her fault. I just pray I start coughing up blood one morning or get shot by a mugger, that way it will at least make it seem like I wasn't already prepared to die.

>>13040

Why would you give a shit how other people would feel if you died?

It's not like they gave a shit how you felt while you were alive.

>>13059

iktf.

>can only be killed by something/one other than meself because willpower

>>13092

life is a memory. keep it until it fades or forget it by force.

>>13059

For me it was the thought of my mother during the act that really tore me inside. I felt completely ready to go, but the idea of leaving her alone made me stop and go to the emergency room.

>>13098

Sounds like me, Anon (except I'm 23). I come out and make almost all of our food though, and talk to her. Outside of that, I don't really exist.

>>13110

Get out

>>13124

Just report him for Rule 2.

>>13040

Staying in this world just to make others happy is a shitty way to live.

If you really care send them a goodbye letter explaining your action, apologizing and stating that everything will be fine. :)

There won't be any infinite sorrow and they'll get over your death just like people get over breakups of relationships.

>>13138

>Hotpocketing against all dissent to make this place less of a hugbox by disallowing people to be told they shouldn't kill themselves. The board owner should be reported for outright narrative shaping so people end up dead. It's basically manslaughter.

Tell me one other place anywhere where opinions like this about suicide can be expressed. It's outright banned in Australia and New Zealand. Boards like this have been attempted to be made in Voat but end up getting deleted. Everywhere else it's attempted turns into a "comfort me pls" Munchausen-fest. Everywhere people like you slide out messages like this out of your dissent. You want to talk about censorship? How about you look in a fucking mirror?

Also

>If you really care, don't kill yourself. Dying is a shittier way to live than living, anyway. In fact, it's no way to live at all. So how about you stop dying and start living, you tremendous fagabond?

Could you give some actual arguments?

>>13148

There isn't a single coherent argument here. There is no attempt at rational thought (beyond simply making a claim that your thought is rational and the others is not). There is no attempt at understand the history of thought, no attempt at discussion or pointing to Camus' "The only philosophical problem, is that of suicide." It's just one ad hominem after another. You say it is unacceptable, but give no further thought to the matter. You admit that yours is an indignant crusade of persecution of might makes right and forcing people to live against their will.

The only things worthwhile that I have seen in what you said is that you at least agree that it is a revolutionary act, and that what you are actually interested in is a preservation of the status quo. And that you are afraid of this position and your inability to defend your own to such an extent that you require it to be violently repressed.

I still await a proper response.

>>13153

You gotta stop responding to him, dude. At this point there's two possibilities:

1. He's fucking trolling

2. He's fucking crazy, in which case you will NEVER convince him that he's wrong or reach any sort of compromise

Either way, any attempt at continuing a dialogue is just egging him on and shitting up the board. Report his posts and move along.

>>13154

I guess you're right. I kept attempting to egg him on to see if there was a worthwhile point in there, but I see that it's just shitting up the whole board now.

>>13179

Although, I have to admit:

>>13178

>I am motherfucking furious about anyone killing themselves anywhere to the point where I am almost forgetting to breathe on occasion and my head hurts. No matter why you're here or there or anywhere, and no matter what you say along the way about what's allowed on whichever board you're doing it on. I'm full fucking rustled, full rustled.

This really makes me want to continue.

>itt faggots hijacking this thread

>rule - everyone shut the fuck up, report, and stay on topic this one is important.

>>13098

Sounds like getting out of that house is priority number one, no matter what your end-game. Looking for a reason to make a shit life bearable? Gotta get out of that house. Want to deal with the OP problem? Gotta get out of that house and lessen contact. Either way finding a new place to live is priority number one.

>>13193

rule 2*

>>13193

>rules

>mattering

What's BO going to do? Kill himself over it?

>>13198

Yeah, and just posting it again is standard chan practice.

>>13202

ty fella

My family pretty much complain about my entire existence, and yet it would be "selfish" if I were to kill myself and suddenly upset them all. It would be lose/lose for me either way, sadly.

Here's a better question; why (or how even) will you care once you're dead?

>>13193

i just told them to let me do what i have been doing until i get on a waitinglist then i can build up some skills - as in housewife-tier skills.

>used to oven/microwave

>went shopping and picked out my own stuff at food store but parents were there watching me

>folding clothes and did me own wash

i even found the clicker…then lost it again.

am looking at places in the city to move into just have to get on a waitinglist for anything to happen

it is similar to job-hunting

>>13248

once ye dead, ye can go ANYWHERE but you died knowing those who were around you so that is why someone might keep watch after death because that is the only place they knew where to go.

>>13255

used the*

>>13255

What kind of waiting list, anon?

>>13259

waiting list to get a tour of the place then move into it because it is not ready yet but there is a line for it.

There shouldn't be a problem. If they loved you they'll know you weren't happy and this is the only solution that made any sense to you and to deny you of that solution would only cause you pain.