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8dcfaf No.13206

There's a high chance that I'll be found out and going to prison. It's nothing dramatic, but it will ruine my future plans, and my anxiety and depressions will fuck me up in there for sure.

How would you go about an heroing in prison?

8dcfaf No.13207

"Found out" = there has already been a report made against me for fraud.

There's no way I will not land in prison, and there's no way I'll not kill myself in there.


f953c1 No.13209

Shout at niggers and get into a huge fight with them

You'll get shanked. Enjoy


1e3889 No.13212

>>13206

There's a 99% chance you will get raped and die of aids. Might wanna commit suicide before going to prison.


f17106 No.13247

I'm seconding suicide before prison. It becomes a lot less comfortable and a lot more difficult once in prison


f7cc54 No.13250

Become a snitch.


f7275e No.13275

When I worked as a jail nurse, anyone who mentioned thoughts of hurting themselves were stripped down and given a see-thru paper gown to wear. Then they were locked inside a tiny concrete cell with bulletproof glass windows so that anyone walking by could see them. These suicide watches took place in the booking area where every inmate is taken after their arrest. I’m not sure if the people on suicide watch were supposed to be a deterrent or not, but I’m pretty sure that the smarter inmates quickly understood that “crying for help” would only make things worse. It’s funny because I never really thought about just how inhuman it was to lock an emotionally unstable person up half naked and humiliated. It’s funny how sometimes we block things out or justify them so we can make money. Two people died while I was working at that jail. One of those deaths could have been prevented if the doctor had given a fuck. When we called to report the inmates symptoms, the doctor’s words were, “So what do you want me to do about it!?” In the end, we were ordered to give a dying man 2 ibuprofins. He was a corpse the next night. He died slowly poisoned by his own shit. I was fired a couple of months later for reasons that are still unclear to me and as far as I know that doctor still works there to this day. I can only assume I was fired because I told the jail’s lawyer the truth about what happened, but I can’t prove it. That’s why I haven’t taken any legal action.

Taken from /r/sanctionedsuicide


c430df No.13292

>>13206

hanging yourself would be the best option I'm afraid.

If you have time I would suggest to buy morphine and run away take the morphine if you get caught. 200mg will do the trick. make sure you take something that doesn't make you throw up and pray to god that you won't wake up.


78942c No.13317

>>13275

>He died slowly poisoned by his own shit

What?


7a89b2 No.13324

>>13317

Shit isn't like piss, shit has a fuck tonne of deadly bacteria in it.

So eating it or just stewing in it can fuck you up REALLY bad.


2fec74 No.13547

I went to prison for a year and a half. It's really not that bad once you get past the first initial shock of it and the first week. After a couple months, it turns in to a routine and you make a few friends. Basically, you sit around and read a lot of books and watch TV. Don't believe all the nonsense you see on TV. I was there. Arizona state prison. Depending on what race you are, it's best that you go to your own race right away, stick with them. Belonging to your racial group and sticking with them will protect you. And you'll be fine. This may sound strange to some but I look back at some of the memories there as fun. My prison job was in a warehouse and when the guards weren't there, we had forklift races. Fun times…




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