/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

Just make sure the rope ends up above your adam's apple and you won't choke yourself to death. Your goal is strangulation of the carotid artery.

Also there is no one here that can accurately answer that last question, and you'll never get an answer unless you die.

The best way to commit suicide is with helium. You can get a tank of it at a party supply store, they sell it for balloons. Look it up, helium is the best way. You die peacefully and no suffocating panic or gag reflex. And if you change your mind, you can take the mask off and recover with no hospitalization.

>>13406

From what I've heard from people who survived trying to kill themselves by hanging, it's incredibly painful. I think the helium idea might be best for painless.

>>13434

I heard something different. Really it not hurts.

>>13406

Been thinking about this for a fair while, and the best way to ensure painless death is to ensure absolute destruction of the brain.

Literally, no brain, no pain.

A bulley in the right place will do it, but mosy of the the time you'll have a minute or two of realizing what you have done and feel the life ebbing out of you. This is not for everuone, though some certain people will like this feeling.

Want a sure way? Pipe bomb. Gun powder can be bought by the pound without any sort of license or check by anyone off the street. Also, a short length of pipe and two end caps, and a Piezo electric igniter can be had for literally one dollar from any dollar store out of a barbeque lighter.

Make pipe bomb. Fashion fuse with Piezo igniter. Bury pipe bomb in a very shallow depression, enough for a bit of it to stick out. Lay down with head on pipe bomb.

Hit igniter

Instant and immediate death- head is blown apart, brain destroyed in milliseconds- no brain, no pain.

It would cost less than $40.

12 gauge in the mouth. You can make a four winds shotgun to do the job, if you need to. There won't be enough left to even think "ouch".

>>13433

What the fuck happened? Did his body get inflated with helium or some shit?

>>13466

Yeah. It's suicide by helium poisoning.

>>13466

When a body starts decomposing gasses build up. After a few days thats what it will look like. Decomposition is not pretty to say the least.

>>13480

Who cares if you are dead? Morticians and police are used to that and worse.

Rest of the world don't give a shit about 70% people here.

>>13406

If you really want a quick painless death you need to learn how to bitcoin and buy from silkroad markets.

I tried morphine and methadone to see if I like the general idea. I did 150 millligrammes of morphine sulphate which is not an option since you need way more than that to overdose.

Methadone on the other hand can kill you with only 300 mg if you are not a morphine or heroin addict. I tried with 40 mg methadone and I hardly could get out of my bed let alone that I was sick for trowing up, plus i had to work hard for not passing out. However if you take 300 mg with a medicine that prevents throwing up you will enter a coma without feeling the horrible side effect. a bag over your head is not even needed, but recommended even though I believe you probably end up tearing the bag apart when you are unconscious.

I would recommend 400 mg of methadone if you are a non user which you can buy for 300 dollars on the black market. plus Dramamine for preventing to throw up. Buy a lot of orange juice to mix the pills with and drink it orally. Not sure if alcohol is a good idea since it might increase the chance that you will throw it all up and believe me you don't want to wake up from a 400mg methadone overdose somewhere innawoods or wherever you plan to off yourself.

Or you can just move to the Netherlands and Belgium to ask for euthanasia.

>>13439

How do you know if the explosion will completely destroy a person's head? Might it not just blow off a chunk and lead to survival? Seems to me there is no way of knowing just how much damage the bomb will do to one's head. Any thoughts?

Just came across this. Some decent evidence in support of the idea.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/16/evanston-pipe-bomb-explos_2_n_719934.html