/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

if i had access to a 100% guaranteed method right this moment, i'd absolutely do it. but i'm fucking paranoid of failing somehow - like getting caught, being scammed when ordering a drug (ie they send the wrong shit), being a dumbass and not setting things up perfectly, or god forbid somehow surviving despite doing everything right (except, you know, croaking).

I always hoped somebody would try to rob the store I used to work at with a gun. Never happened.

I'm going to do it in the next few months - the date is the only thing I haven't organised. There's something I want to do next Tuesday and that's about it. I might as well enjoy what I can for now since the future is the reason I want to off myself. The moment I do it is the only thing I'm really excited for and I can't remember the last time I was this excited for anything.

>>13746

>being scammed when ordering a drug (ie they send the wrong shit)

Depending on what you plan on getting, there must be a way to test it.

>>13743

Calm down, Johnny. There's no need to rush.

I got shit to do. I can't do that shit after I'm dead. Might as well use suicide as the carrot to get it all done as soon as possible.

>>13743

What happened in that webm? Did he think the guy didn't have the balls to pull the trigger and ended up giving him the gun?

>>13877

>the guy

It was his son as you can tell from their reactions. Serves him right.

>>13852

>working for free

>but wants to kill himself

T-thanks mods.

>>13852

>Trolling a board for suicide.

You're an evil bastard.

I don't get it. 1) are those asians?

2) why are they falling to the ground?

3) how much of an uneducated redneck do you have to be in order to headslap a person who just shot itself in the head?

>>13852

irongirl and pone would be disappointed

>>13918

1. Probably asians.

2. They are devastated. That's their son. He was just bluffing, didn't think his son would actually do it. It's true, it was a stupid move, but everyone makes mistakes when they're mad.

3. Seeing your own son shooting himself in the head will do things to you regardless of how many books you've read in highschool.

Maybe someone else is the uneducated here.

>>14012

>2. They are devastated. That's their son. He was just bluffing, didn't think his son would actually do it. It's true, it was a stupid move, but everyone makes mistakes when they're mad.

Not that anon, but what kind of reaction is that? And how they both seem to fall to the ground? I'm legitimately confused

>>14014

>>14014

I'm not one to talk about this much but I can totally understand it. You know how some people just fall on their knees, bursting out crying when they find out that something horrible happened, or something very very sad and devastating for them?

Multiply that with 10 for seeing your own son that you struggled to raise, and he was basically your future, shoot himself in the head and just stop existing in that one split second.

I haven't experienced a traumatizing thing like that yet, but I do have a mood switch once a month (I'm not a girl), that makes me feel like shit and cry uncontrollably. In that moment I can't control my body, because of the psychological pain which eventually turns physical - so I can also relate a bit.

Iv watched it many times already, and it makes sense.

The stupid father wanted to play with his guns (shop owners in poor parts of Asia must have many guns) and leave it at the balcony, and goes away. The mother was relaxing at the chair.

The son get the gun and shoots himself. Both reactions, from the parents, are very natural.

The father didnt see it imediately, so he hits his son as if he made a bad joke (he only heard the noise), only to realize seconds later the truth, making him colapse.

The mother got the full blow instantly. If u have ever been in a really bad situation, u have already experienced your lags falling you, and uncontrolable movements in dispair.

She recovers from the blow while his husband is receiving it, and go for the gun.

>>14022

And update: the mother movement makes even more sense than I tought.

When she sees it, her first reaction is to go to her son. But as you can see, when she tries to stand, her legs fail (which is very normal). In the ground she gets desperate as she cant move, making any movement she can. Any person would do the same movments.

So, as soon as her legs started working again, she runs for her first goal: her son.

>>14022

Most likely the son said something about wanting to kill himself.

The father, convinced that his son was a failure, put his gun on the counter and said "If you want to kill yourself, fine, do it, but you can't, it'll wind up being just another shamefur dispray."

The son accepts the challenge and liberates a portion of his grey matter with the provided firearm.

Angry at his son for actually firing the gun indoors, which would likely result in a visit from the police (at minimum), the father chastises his son.

Soon, however, what has actually happened dawns on the parents, and, overwhelmed by emotion, the parents fall to the ground as they realize that their son actually demonstrated follow-through and was successful at something.

Asian parents ftw.

>>14019

>I do have a mood switch once a month

Is this what they call a man period?

I don't want to use some shit method and become a fucking potato in a hospital unable to move anything or say anything but just stare blankly.