I'm 28 now, and when I get to 50 and still haven't bettered myself, I think I'll kill myself if I haven't accomplished much and feel like a failure.
Reasons to kill myself:
Nobody close to me. Nobody to share my personal feelings and trust. Everybody I knew was a scumbag.
Idiocracy in real life. I can't stand watching the human race getting more retarded.
Humans are getting more selfish and insensitive. The human race is scum.
I am a loser who just likes to smoke weed and be lazy and do nothing with my life.
I am bored everyday and don't have money to go out and enjoy other things outside my home.
My parents, aunts, uncles, and older families will be gone, so when I die, nobody will come to my funeral, so I won't feel guilty of suicide.