Life has been pathetic since 2014 when I failed out of college. Been living with my parents trying to re-do uni despite how futile I know it is.Just read all of the successful stories from my old friends, and right after this my mom called me in to cle

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John Doe 03/06/16 (Sun) 19:26:47 575d16 No.14030

Life has been pathetic since 2014 when I failed out of college. Been living with my parents trying to re-do uni despite how futile I know it is.

Just read all of the successful stories from my old friends, and right after this my mom called me in to clean her counter, not even saying happy birthday, because I forgot to pick up her dry cleaning last month.

I can't live like this, and I want to thank you guys for all of the tips you've given me and everyone here.

I decided to build an apparatus that will slink my nose into a tub of water to drown if the gunshot to the brain stem doesnt work.

John Doe 03/07/16 (Mon) 04:29:38 8c19c9 No.14036

Noice good luck bro. Would you mind posting pics of the apparatus and how to make one before you do it?

John Doe 03/07/16 (Mon) 16:06:52 575d16 No.14047

>>14042

I can barely "scrape together" $40

John Doe 03/07/16 (Mon) 17:08:14 000000 No.14048

>>14037

>>14042

...

Time to make /suicide2/.

John Doe 03/08/16 (Tue) 21:57:49 1d3575 No.14065

>>14030

Good luck on the other side OP. I was in a very similar situation, but even when things got better worse shit happened. If you know for fact that waiting for money or a better situation won't help you, go for it.

Any thoughts for your location? Give yourself time to sit and think in a scenic and secluded location so no one stops you. You should have full control over it.

John Doe 03/08/16 (Tue) 23:36:59 8c19c9 No.14068

>>14037

>>14042

>>14065

Are we being raided or something?

>>14048

This guy is so fucking right.

John Doe 03/09/16 (Wed) 01:13:53 000000 No.14069

Hey OP, why go through the trouble of building some crazy machine to drown your unconscious body?

Just go find a body of water that you can stand in, fill your pockets with something heavy (rocks) and blast away. You might even be a meal for some critters after you're gone, wouldn't that be a nice thought?

>>14042

Why not scrape together $500 for guitar lessons while you're at it? Or $2000 for a cooking class? Or find a job that pays 75k+ and get yourself a wife, kids, etc...

John Doe 03/09/16 (Wed) 06:34:55 dc7499 No.14071

>>14042

>a programming boot camp might scam you out of a few $k, and if you're insanely lucky get you a low-paying ("yeah company stocks are ok right :^)") codemonkey job making candy crush clones with no future career advancement options until you get replaced by pajeet from india who works for a few bowls of curry a day.

fixed

who the hell actually recommends those, kill yourself

John Doe 03/09/16 (Wed) 06:35:03 000000 No.14072

>>14068

Mod took out enforcement of rule 1, and it immediately descends into Munchausen central. :|