Well, mates, I'm in a bit of a pickle. I planned on hanging myself last night but I'm a pussy and couldn't get myself to because I'm scared of not passing out and just struggling there for like 10 minutes. I'm going to try again soon, only I'm going to buy

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John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 19:22:21 5a4ad9 No.14152

Well, mates, I'm in a bit of a pickle. I planned on hanging myself last night but I'm a pussy and couldn't get myself to because I'm scared of not passing out and just struggling there for like 10 minutes. I'm going to try again soon, only I'm going to buy a bunch of alcohol. Now, I don't drink liquor, like ever, and I've never passed out from it before. But if I buy a bunch of liquor, can I just chug it with the noose around my neck, then wait to pass out so I can begin the choking/struggling like that? How much liquor would it take for me to pass out if I don't have alcohol tolerance? Fuck, I don't know why I didn't think of this before. I guess this is why I should kill myself.

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 20:21:41 3298ee No.14153

Just do partial hanging by standing on the ground and slightly putting pressure on the neck. You won't even feel like you're passing out.

Woke up on the floor last night after about 30 minutes. My fucking belt buckle broke.

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 21:38:29 6164a8 No.14154

>>14153

(Not OP) I've tried this a bunch of times with paracord to no avail. How long would you say you applied pressure before passing out? Or is it hard to say

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:11:53 3298ee No.14158

>>14154

I start applying pressure and then count to ten. If it hasn't worked by the time I counted to ten I readjust the belt. Worked after about 10 readjustments. I don't think I even got the count to 3 then. Literally just woke up on the floor after the fact.

I wouldn't even be here right now if the fucking belt buckle didn't break and it's pissing me off to no end. Gonna try again with different materials.

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:15:47 b69833 No.14159

>>14154

Well my problem is that I cant get myself to "kick the chair"(only the chair in my case is kind of this stool thingy on the side of the area where I'll hang myself). I'm wondering if I can overcome this by setting up the noose and tying it on my neck, standing up on the stool/platform thing, chug alcohol until I pass out, then when I lose consciousness my body will fall off the stooland begin suspension. Sorry if this is confusing

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:20:02 3298ee No.14160

>>14159

You don't need to do it like that though. You can just kneel down with your hands on the stool and put pressure on your neck till you pass out. Physics will take care of the rest (or your shitty belt will break).

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 22:26:56 b69833 No.14161

>>14160

Hmm, I guess I'll gove this a shot. I'm going to get home in just under an hour, then I'll set it up and post a pic. If I live, I'll report back and say what went wrong, and if I die then y'all will know that the setup I used worked. Stay tuned

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:34:27 123792 No.14163

Alrighty folks, here is my current setup. Any comments/suggestions?

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:36:15 d85eac No.14164

Forgot image

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:36:31 3298ee No.14165

>>14163

Yeah, I suggest you upload the pic.

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:37:42 123792 No.14166

Fucjing A, wont let me post images on mobile? Whatever. Ill let you know of this works, if ai dont respond im dead

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:38:44 3298ee No.14167

>>14166

See you on the other side, fam.

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:44:15 d85eac No.14170

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Holdon, went on my laptop so I can post the pic. Don't want to have to do this twice. As the saying goes, measure twice, hang yourself once. Wait, is that right? Whatever. Here's the setup. Can I basically just lay down with the noose around my neck and die as long as gravity exists?

John Doe 03/13/16 (Sun) 23:47:48 3298ee No.14172

>>14170

Should work, but your unconcious body might grab the metal bar since it's pretty low down. Maybe immobilize your hands in some manner before you do it.

Also if you're feeling like you're face is on fire or starting to pop just raise your head again and readjust. It should be literally painless once you hit the right position on the neck, but it might take a dozen tries or so.

John Doe 03/14/16 (Mon) 11:55:35 6164a8 No.14179

>>14170

You still alive?

John Doe 03/15/16 (Tue) 03:25:08 d85eac No.14191

>>14179

Yeah, sorry it took forever for a reply.

Couldn't get myself to pass out, I'm aiming for partial suspension but I can only seem to constrict my jugular and my trachea. I've tried for almost 2 minute of strangulation of the jugular and I STILL didn't pass out. Going to continue trying to get my carotid, according to that ligature thread it should only happen in seconds. I'll be sure to update quicker unless I'm dead>>14179

John Doe 03/17/16 (Thu) 04:16:06 32cfc0 No.14219

Press you carotid arteries firmly with your fingers to find them.

It should be this easy (this is a little sped up)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d23_1376366963