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Playing in traffic John Doe 03/16/16 (Wed) 03:23:37 1d7350 No.14206

Call me selfish but it doesn't matter if I scar someone I'm far past that. But how should I do it? How fast does the car need to be to kill me? Is there a certain position to lay or stand in? How can I make sure he doesn't steer pass me or hit the breaks either missing me or just hurting me?

John Doe 03/16/16 (Wed) 06:33:29 8270ce No.14207

>>14206

meh people who call on selfish suicideare greater selfish people if not we were already fucking extinct.

John Doe 03/16/16 (Wed) 07:08:56 8fa24d No.14208

This really isn't a good way to go simply because there's no real way to control whether or not you get hit. Also, there's not a huge chance of death, you'll probably just break a whole bunch of bones. What you can do is lay your neck on some train tracks. That's a great, near-instantaneous way to die.

John Doe 03/16/16 (Wed) 11:05:25 3ad8f6 No.14210

>>14208

I'll second this. Even a cliff, bridge or overpass would be better.

>>14206

Search up suicide by truck. Happens a lot apparently.

John Doe 03/17/16 (Thu) 04:00:33 68269b No.14218

Youll get relatively quick medical intervention, which is never desirable.

The outcome is too uncertain. Tons of people fail at suicide every year, even using guns. Do you really want to take the chance of being a vegetable?

John Doe 03/17/16 (Thu) 16:55:31 33ef16 No.14222

If you really want to die this way a semi truck is the way to go, cars are too agile and may just leave you with a bunch of broken bones. How fast? 100km/h or 60mph should do the trick. If I were you id stand behind a highway overpass, take a look behing with a mirror and jump out of nowhere when a truck comes.

Alternatively you can simply put your head under a standing semi trailer tires, lay down with the rest of your body under the center of the trailer otherwise they might notice you. This is guaranteed to kill you relatively fast, less than a second if he takes off quickly

John Doe 03/24/16 (Thu) 02:19:43 f08afe No.14302

>>14206

I'm assuming there is no option for you to obtain a vehicle, as I would think 2 cars or a car and a truck both traveling towards each other fast is a good chance at death, and would come as a surprise to whoever participates. It's not everyday that an oncoming car swerves into your lane. Just remember to not wear a seat belt

If that isn't possible, aim for trucks and big rigs on a highway or similar. On top of being more force, they also can't swerve or stop as fast. You might even kill others in the process as well. Death isn't guaranteed, but it's more likely than aiming for an SUV. But if you do survive, you're going to wish you were dead… Even more