a50576 No.5825
I'm planning to commit suicide by train and I would like some info on how to make it as quick and painless as possible.
Is there any way to make sure that I don't feel anything? Should I take some kind of numbing medicine beforehand?
Also, should I put my neck on the tracks? If so, how? Does anyone have a picture of the right way to do it?
4fab4e No.5827
>>5825Yes, you should put your neck on the tracks with the rest of your body resting off of the tracks, to the side. Make sure that the train doesn't have a barrier around its front to prevent suicides.
I don't think you'll need any numbing or pain medications. If you do it right it should be over almost immediately.
a068ff No.5831
>>5827What does a barrier look like?
What would happen if it ran me over with a barrier?
4fab4e No.5844
>>5831Barrier isn't exactly the right word. What I mean is you have to be sure that your head will go under the train and won't get knocked aside or something. Don't worry about it too much. It's really easy to tell when you see it.
784683 No.5863
>>5825You should try riding illegally on the outside of it first, it is exhilarating, if you fall off and die well thats just a bonus.
a068ff No.5878
>>5844I'm not really sure what you're talking about. Do you have a picture of one?
4bb9b2 No.5881
>>5878I think he means the guard or barrier. Sorry, english isnt my first language and I cant find the word for it.
Pic related, I guess he's referring to this. Supposedly at impact you'd get violently pushed away by it instead of having the wheels run over you.
3cf0f7 No.5884
Kill yourself but not by train. it's a dick move to the driver
607499 No.5887
>>5825If you fuck up OP you can still survive this with missing limbs.
Not worth it because you traumatize the driver.
4fab4e No.5903
>>5881Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Thanks for the picture.
e1ff0e No.5944
>>5825I work on the railway. It is a dick move. We get no end of stories about people killing themselves by train. There are even places that are used so often that there's a phone and poster for a helpline.
A train that hits you head on will more than likely kill you, even if its going at 5mph. A guy got clipped by a train doing 20 and he lost his arm.
b60e41 No.6080
>>5825fuck you OP
do something else
1cff83 No.6095
>>5881All my local trains have something like that, but they are not that close to the track. dont know.
But if that hits >100km/h its still instant death, even if it wont cut my head off.
dfcc0d No.6127
>>5825No OP pls don't do train.
5b43f4 No.6879
>>5827>Make sure that the train doesn't have a barrier around its front to prevent suicides.That is kinda funny, you will still get fucked up by a train, barrier or not
969563 No.6883
>>6878
If people jumped in front of trains more often, we'd all be desensitized to it and it would be no big deal. People should jump in front of trains more frequently so that it's a day to day thing and you get used to it. Then nobody would be traumatized. Witnesses would just casually sip their Starbucks coffee and be on with their day, let the birds clean it up.
8b2b9d No.6929
>>6883The guy running the train doesn't give a fuck, I can assure you.
Those fuckers run someone over about ever three months. Usually those deaths get thrown into the 'accident' category because the fucker got drunk and passed out on the tracks, as if he were walking home and stumbled and said fuck it, this is a good spot to rest.
Yeah, it already is normalized, at least in the states. So much so that it hardly hits the news.
8b2b9d No.6930
>>5863also this guy knows whats up.
58a8b2 No.7048
>>6929I've heard a lot of stories of train/subway drivers being traumatized for years due to suicides, dunno about accidents but I would assume the same happens to some of them. Just because it happens often doesn't necessarily mean that a person will become desensitized to it.
6c52fb No.7052
>>7048they probably fake it to get their social security money. I know I would if i was in their position.
58a8b2 No.7053
>>7052Not everyone is as terrible a person as you, dude. Trauma related to suicide is a well-documented phenomenon, and attributing it all to greed is conspiracy-theory-level bullshit.
6c52fb No.7054
>>7053at least i'm honest.
27ea68 No.7224
>>6929>So much so that it hardly hits the news.News don't cover suicide stories because it would decrease wage slave morale and encourage the others to do the same. Homicide on the other hand, is perfect material. The idea is to instill fear and keep everyone trapped in their boxes.
e15a2a No.7240
I've always wondered why people would jump in front of a train rather than guillotine themselves with its wheels. I'd rather go with one clean chop than getting train-punched, which might not even be fatal.
5fc853 No.7278
This you OP?
If this guy can't make it might as well kill myself right now. Not right now because I'm high as hell and actually feel GOOD, still can't believe how great drugs are, it's like a cheat code for those FUCKED UP ANALLY WITHOUT LUBE BY LIFE GENETICS etc….. anyways yeah im getting older shits gonna get tougher thinking of lying to parents that im moving and dont want to see them and off myself wat u think brahs? (srs)
4ea81d No.7306
I too am planning to kill myself via train. I don't really know if the speed would be optimal though, it's not really a speed line but isn't exactly slow either. However I'm not sure I could stay with my head on the tracks. I'm too much of a weakling to endure the train horn and the horrible noise.
Should I just take some sleeping pills?
Should I just man up for the first and last time in my life and run full force against the train?
I bet if the first contact was with my head the suicide would be quickest, like, massive head trauma.
e17fb9 No.7307
>>5884not only to the driver, but also people who will have to clean up that mess
0bc6c4 No.7308
>>7306Oh for fucks sake. Do you know how much of a dick move that is? Huge fucking mess m8.
d5b784 No.7310
>>7308>>7307>muh dick move>dont do eet bruh,think of the people that will have to clean the messto hell with both of you,fuck the driver,fuck the clean up crew,fuck the bystanders.
Do it
>>7306,but you MUST lay your neck on the tracks,its the best way to do it,it will be worth it.Dont forget to watch out for the barrier.
cfc6a7 No.7311
>>5884Im a driver myself, and I love jumpers. It may be the psychopath in me but I do actually hope for them. Just my take on it though
c4c0be No.7312
>>7306What's wrong with you people? Shooting yourselves with a bullet but no gun? Wanting to be hit by a train? Starvation or dehydration? What are you, sadists that cut yourselves every day and get off on the pain? I hate pain, that's why I want out. I can't stand the pain in my chest after she died. Carbon monoxide is so simple. You burn charcoal and it happens. Close yourself in a room with plenty of burning charcoal. You go to sleep and don't wake up. Survivors say they never felt pain. What's simpler then that?
fc8714 No.7322
>>7306Ear guards or hearing protectors to bring the noise to acceptable levels.
They can be as cheap as 5$.
fc8714 No.7323
>>7312Sometimes physical pain helps to suppress the mental pain.
9d3897 No.7336
>>7312Train death is fast, effortless and certain if done correctly.
583668 No.7352
>>7312 The mods here are shit, absolutely nothing of value will be lost if they ban all these special-snowflake method discussions.
bf5ca1 No.7356
>>7352So, more hot pocketing?
How would you define a >special-snowflake method?
37d614 No.7375
>>6095No, you'll die of blunt head trauma. Hrm, I'm not a suicidal person but I know a lot of people here are at, well, the end of their rope for whatever reason. It's not my place to judge, I guess.
Well, when I was a little girl, probably 3 I think, my dad was gonna go out to throw away the trash. I chased after him to "help" and tripped on my shoe laces, and my chin hit the metal on the sliding glass door entrance. Knocked out cold, from such a little fall. So, if the train is going fast enough the chances of you feeling anything is nil, it'll just explode like an old tomato.
2a3c72 No.7384
>>6878
Fuck you you normalfag piece of shit
1818e1 No.7392
Too painful. And also way too messy.
f2f926 No.7437
Take LSD first before walking on the train tracks
21b500 No.7446
If you're going to kill yourself, do it in a way that doesn't impede on the hundreds of passengers, the driver, and the poor bastards who'll have to clean you up.
e04ac1 No.7449
>>5825that's stupid man, think of your friends and family, suicide is bad enough but doing it in such a way that you completely destroy your body would really fuck them up. Chose a method that will leave you relatively intact so that they can at least burry you with an open coffin
b285ba No.7489
>>7449Fuck that. I wanna be cremated.
But I wouldn't advise death by train because it wrecks your internal organs too. Might as well leave them usable so someone else can take them when you're dead.
fc8714 No.7491
Only lay your neck across the tracks. Perfectly harvest-able organs left intact. Also do it close to a road so they can reach your corpse fast enough to have them within the usable time window.
6f33f9 No.7745
Quick question: Why shouldn't I put my head directly on the tracks rather than my neck? It would crush my head to mush and with the neck, wouldn't I be alive for a few seconds post-decapitation?
b32a4f No.7746
>>7491>Perfectly harvest-able organs left intactThis only happens in movies, they only harvest your organs if you're brain dead but alive or dying in the emergency room. Your organs are useless if there's a significant gap between the moment you're dead and the time you could be in a hospital. The most they could get from you is skin (for skin grafts), maybe parts of your eyeballs if they're left intact and maybe your heart valve.
e20ec4 No.7999
Fucking subways here have those stupid barriers on them now (on the front) cuz so many people have killed themselves by jumping in front as it's approaching a station. (One in particular would have been perfect as it's a straight run for like a mile and the driver only slows down as he's getting close.)
Fuck
838ccd No.9457
>>7446
Sometimes you don't have any other choice. No other resources available.
000000 No.9487
>>7352
Understood. But there are worse threads on here. This is still about suicide methods.
48d213 No.9565
Any tips on jumping in front of a subway/metro train? How do I get the timing right?
000000 No.9566
>>9565
Just watch videos of people that killed themselves by metro / subway.
Anyway, this method is pretty "selfish", try to use a method that involves only you directly (indirectly people are always involved), do it in isolation from others.
48d213 No.9568
>>9566
I know, but don't have much in terms of other options right now. Will wait some more and see if I can get access to anything else.
If I do jump, I'll avoid rush hour and try to do it when no kids are around (not too easy unfortunately in summer, when they're all on vacation). Hopefully that will make things slightly better for everyone. Fuck I don't know.
b44325 No.9700
Could always try and see if any transport trains go through your local station and don't stop. They always seemed like they'd have a bigger impact than passenger trains.
Places in the country have plenty of locations for unguarded tracks. Might have to trespass through a field but whatever.
1f1056 No.9703
>>9565
>Any tips on jumping in front of a subway/metro train?
Yeah, don't.
>How do I get the timing right?
Well, I figure you'll end up in an involuntary psych ward in at least a few hours.
2e1425 No.10006
Literally the most selfish and asshole way of killing yourself aside from jumping in front of a car. Do you really want that poor train conducter to have to deal with the guilt of killing someone?
2e1425 No.10007
>>7310
Whoa there edgelord
668aa4 No.10028
>>9568
If you want to make things better for everyone, choose another method or jump in front of a freight train.