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85d6da No.6285

Do females come here?

Any suicidal qts that can have sex with me before offing yourself? Help a virgin out with your last action in life!

9daf7e No.6286

>failed normie

85d6da No.6289

>>6286
If you say so bud. I bet you went to college :^)

5a21b1 No.6351

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>>6289
I'm not an expert except the for the fact that I am and I have to say that the majority of females I get with suicidal thoughts absolutely hate the idea of being desired sexually.

It's a sort of self loathing thing where they feel worthless and only feel desired because of their sex. That said though it's entirely possible to find a female who has no issues with sexuality but the chance of finding one willing to meet anyway is low. I suggest seeing if there's any meetups in your area.

da0684 No.6353

>>6285

>Do females come here?


Yes.

>qts


No.

f6a42f No.6355

Girl here. Decently cute if I try, but why try.

Id rather sit alone in my house and think about how I want to die. I should stop procrastinating for once and just buy me an exit bag.

Fuck I keep putting even this off.

65c289 No.6357

>>6285
Eh, what's your location?

85d6da No.6360

>>6357
LONDON

9a1ce8 No.6392

This is sad even for this place…
Can't we stick to the tips and tricks?

37ffea No.6393

id rather kill myself than have sex with some kind of an autist

08e68d No.6398

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>>6285
Hire a whore man, it's legal in the UK due to Cameron.

8d2627 No.6440

trust me on this one anon, casual sex is extremely overrated. go in the shower, get it nice and hot and use vaseline. almost indistinguishable.

85d6da No.6462

>>6398
I'm getting there man, but right now not desperate enough to want to ruin it with a condom.

Back to trying to pay amateur whores on halfchan I guess.

9a1ce8 No.6520

I can only imagine sex with a suicidal chick being extremely unsatisfying. Zest for life probably has a lot to do with good sex.

f24187 No.9838

>>6285

This comes to mind. And the several related strips afterward.

http://sexylosers.com/007.html


4d8e17 No.9841

The drug-related thread is locked, but this shit is tolerated? The mod is unabashedly bitchmade.


f3bb8b No.9843

>>9841

Okay, that was a bit dumb. Better?


4d8e17 No.9844

>>9843

Thanks m8


ec9d37 No.9846

>>6285

Fuck off faggot. Kill yourself.


9b2304 No.9847

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>>6285

I wouldn't care about dropping my V card before I slip away personally. I'd just like to chat to a female from here and maybe send some nudes back and forth but I doubt even that would happen here


2dfbfb No.9856

Not sure if joking or an autist but I might as well weigh in. Am female, have been seriously considering suicide for years and recently decided to go through with it. Anon, if you are truly depressed to the point of wanting to die, sex will do nothing for you. It's another feeling. For a while now, every time I am intimate with someone it feels like I'm dead inside. I don't feel anything but the feeling of how pointless this all is. Love is different, but that fact that you're posting here means you probably aren't in love. Both ways, it fucking sucks the same way that life sucks. Just rub one out yourself.


b142f3 No.9859

Sex is their currency. This is like asking a jew for some money


963394 No.9861

i've beein in group therapy sessions for anxious pussies and there is always a surprising number of attractive young women there

i'm thinking the whole time, "how the fuck can you have a hard time in life looking like that?"

if i was good looking i'd be king of earth by now


95a324 No.9863

>>9861

Easy. You get treated like shit because everyone thinks you're going to use them if you can't act like a perfect normalfag.

Normalfags will reject you because you can't act like them, and everyone else rejects you because they think you're just using them for something because why would you talk to them for anything else if you're attractive?


7af479 No.9866

>>9863

Still don't understand. I don't see why normalfags would expect perfection from anybody, but especially not from a hot woman. Society will let anything slide from a hot girl.

I can see the other point though, regarding why inferior people would stay away from a good looking woman. I'd stay away too, I didn't think it would be offensive to them though.


45ad8a No.9868

>>9866

"Perfect" here just means fitting in and not setting off crazy/asshole-person warning bells. Contrary to popular belief, it's universal thing.

It's not just about being offended. It's about being stuck in between a rock and a hard place.

The reason "hot chicks can get away with everything" is because the hot chicks that do are actually good with words and subtlety. They can easily put on an image that gets them what they want. Guys can do this too; it's just that physical appearance isn't as big of a factor in social acceptableness.

But what about when you DON'T have a silver tongue? You can't just point at your boobs and say "Look. Titties. Now do what I say." That's not how it works in the real world.

Instead, you get treated like a threat by other hot women (what, you think THEY'RE gonna be wooed by your attractiveness? HA.) playing a dumbass game of Clique of Thrones since you're shit at manipulation or they manipulate you themselves. The ugly women are gonna think you want them to be your "fat friend" and nothing else. The others will think you fake everything and want nothing to do with you.

The guys who approach you want only sex without any kind of meaningful relationship. The other guys are too beta to do anything. But no one wants to just be friends. You think you find someone who's a friend, but then they throw a hissyfit because you won't be their gf even though that's not what you signed up for in the first place.

So what are you supposed to do? "Find decent people that mesh well with you" is the obvious answer, but they're hard to weed out among the bullshit and false appearances and if it was really that easy, us lonely scrubs on the internet wouldn't exist in the first place.


7af479 No.9880

>>9868

>But what about when you DON'T have a silver tongue?

Learn how to be like everybody else. Nobody is born with a silver tongue, it's a skill. You can pretend to start with but then through practice and exposure to different situations and people you get more comfortable.

My point is ugly people don't even get that opportunity to practice, they're automatically excluded.

I've seen plenty of people improve their personalities including my brother and my cousin. They were decent to good looking people to start with though and just needed to get out more.


45ad8a No.9882

>>9880

>Learn how to be like everybody else

Again:

>if it was really that easy, us lonely scrubs on the internet wouldn't exist in the first place.

And the reason "ugly people" are excluded is because the kinds of people that care so little about their appearance also have a tendency to be retarded socially, which makes people think they're creepy (and it's not gender specific either). If you can actually talk to people, appearance matters a lot less than you think it does (though there's a limit, especially when hygiene's concerned).

Buuuut if you're so concerned with appearances, 99% of what makes you 'ugly' is simple to fix (though not necessarily easy). You're fat? Go on a diet and exercise. You dress like a slob? Get some better clothes, You smell? HYGIENE. Your face is hideous? Get a haircut, glasses, makeup, a beard, or whatever will suit it and make it look better. The only thing you can't fix are deformities, and even then, people will pity you if you're nice enough.


7af479 No.9884

>>9882

i never said it was easy, i just said it was possible to learn to act like that

try some Cognitive Behavioral Therapy if you haven't already, challenging your thoughts and how you act


946229 No.9964

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>>9856

It can be completely different than masturbation or prostitutes, an orgasm is amazing when it's with someone you love.

>tfw no qt who just wants to cuddle and hang around and talk all day while depressed and/or moody and it's ok

>>9859

Women want certain things, there's definitely room for improvement in the relations between the sexes.

>>9861

There's more to anxiety to fitting in. Case in point, being intelligent means you get to see people repeat the same stupid shit every day, and groups like right wingers all look hateful and identical, life can be a nightmare based on perceptions.

Here's a big secret. All of you have been programmed to think you will fail. But look at Obama's wife who was given a property selling business (her dream) and it collapsed immediately. Perception is everything. Start a business and you can lose money and not be indebted with the losses. The system is rigged for the rich. we will take it back




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