/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>get realistic looking toy gun
>paint black
>if you can drive: break traffic law, pull pained gun out…..
>can't drive: do something stupid, pull pained gun out…..

this isn't a great method though if the cop doesn't shoot at all, mag dump properly, or if you are close to a hospital you could survive.

Anywhere outside the good old USA the police aint so triggerhappy. Be convincing.

I'm just here for interest and to spread advice. It's very easy to self-SWAT, then just attack the police when they come in or something, those guys are trained for shoot-to-kill situations, whereas a standard armed officer tends to be trained to kneecap you or something then take you to hospital. If you're in the US and black up before, though, you'll probably be fine.
To self SWAT, all you need to do is call in a scare at your home address, again, if you're in the US, this is easy, you can just black up and tell the cops you're growing weed, but in Europe or whatever it's harder.
I live in the UK and I nearly self-SWATted by posting a picture of an AK47 on a Facebook trade page, so it's possible, even in a country with barely any armed police. It'll probably be a very painful way to go, though, so you might as well do something fun first.

>>6832
I'm in the UK as well and this is interesting. I've never heard of anyone being shot down by police in the uk. What ccircumstances would one be under to be shot here? I didn't even know police here had carries

Lol reading this thread reminds me why I love living in the U.S. so much.

Please dont miss my sarcasm, this has to be the worst of the first world nations.

>>6899
Actually came in to say this.

To expand on it further, don't fuck over other people when you off yourself. That includes jumping into oncoming traffic and such.

You might be fine with dying but a lot of people aren't fine with living knowing they took a life, even accidentally.

A lot of cops end up more traumatized if you surprise them and then shoot yourself.

They end up with a," He could've killed me." thought that is difficult to shake.

But by and large they don't mind murdering 'percieved threats'.

>>6899
>Go to the Ghetto and scream "Niggers" and let some scumbag shoot you.
This will result in one or two shots at random points on your body leading to you bleeding out for minutes and/or getting the shit kicked out of you by some thug while you're already dying. If you're in America and you present enough of a threat to the police you can at least be sure they'll shoot to kill.

>>6899
Cops are the enemies of the working class and servants of the corrupt establishment. There are a precious few who join the force because they want to change it for the better from the inside, but you're much more likely to get one of the high school bullies who took the job in order to legally assault people (some of whom deserve it, to be sure, but that doesn't make taking delight in it better).

Black people really aren't that violent compared to (American) cops, even the poor ones who live in the ghetto. Most likely you'd only get the shit beaten out of you. Pissing off a Jihadist would work, though.

>>7057
You can disapprove of tyranny without being directly affected by it, you know. For example, I very much condemn North Korea despite never having lived there. It's not my fault that you choose to be willfully ignorant when it comes to tyranny more close by.

>>7058
what the fuck

>>7058
Well said

>>7058
>>7049
Fuck off faggot. I lived in a getto for several years and you bet your ass you'll be happy when you see some cops driving down the streets chasing away groups of nigs who are standing on a street corner bothering anybody who walks past them. Cops are only your enemy if you're breaking the law.

>For example, I very much condemn North Korea despite never having lived there.
See, this is your problem. You live a sheltered life and at the same time you're a judgmental self-righteous piece of shit. You should learn not to speak about things you don't know anything about.

>"but.. but… muh liberal media told me that…"
You're a puppet and you're letting them pull your strings. Learn to think for yourself and be more critical of what you see on TV.

>>6833
they don't care when on patrol, but they have access to gun for when they need to attack a crack house of something

>>7133
>being this racist
>actually fucking defending North Korea
I live in a ghetto too, and I have no problem with the blacks and Somalis who occasionally break the law. I have much more of a problem with the cops whose punishment is almost always severely disproportionate. Believe me, if you're not white, cops are your enemy even if you obey every law you can. I'm lucky enough to be white and not really have to worry about that, but I'm not blind to what consistently happens to my neighbors.

I don't know where you got the idea that North Korea is only opposed by the "liberal media," considering Fox fucking News hates it just as much as the rest of them. Pretty much every eyewitness account I've read from outsiders (and people who've escaped) agrees that it's a fucking tragic place to live. When the only people supporting a country are edgy teenagers who hate their own governments and will accept literally any alternative, that's a pretty good sign that it's legitimately awful.