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b5519a No.6865

The only firearm I have is 410 ga db shotgun
It's weak af, but it's short and has little recoil so I could probably hold it to my head with my hands.
My only concern is it not being powerful enough. Does anyone know if this could get the job done?

8c6c0d No.6875

Do you know what type of pellets are in the shells?
It could vey wel be enough to kill you depending on the type of shot in the shells.
You could use wax to make birdshot into sluggs for more power in your shot.
Always stick it in your mouth.

b5519a No.6902

>>6875
does it matter what part of my mouth the barrel if touching? the back? the top?

b5519a No.6903

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>>6875 not sure, I don't know shit about shotguns tbh. but these are the shells I have

b5519a No.6904

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>>6903
i think this is the other kind I have, not sure. The shotgun and ammo is locked up atm, but I can get at them when I absolutely need to

170b1e No.6910

>>6904

Google is your friend 7 1/2 is bird shot and that is not generally recommended.

Just hang yourself, it will produce reliable results if you arent found.

8c6c0d No.6915

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The slugs are the best choice for you. You best point it at the back of your mouth. Handling the gun wil probably already point it slightly up. Try and point it to the brainstem.

ef2a0a No.6918

You are most likely just going to end up blowing off a large chunk of your face and survive it.

You should definately hang yourself or exit bag.

b5519a No.6949

>>6910
I can't hang, I tried to hang myself when I was 11. If I hang myself everyone will laugh their ass off. I know it's retarded, but that's another sign I gotta go right? How's suffocation?

8c6c0d No.6950

Suffocation is tricky with a gun in your mouth. You could combine things. Take pills till you want to puke. Put your neck in a noose. Then blow your brains out. If you put in enough effort they won't have a laugh, because you'll have the last laugh.

7e1924 No.6954

Shoot yourself before hanging. You'll die from any of both.

48742b No.8334

>>6903

I would go with these.


e252c1 No.8337

>>6950

Oh! Have a note that says "Look who's laughing NOW assholes"

Just have everyone feel guilty. May as well have a final bit of humor.


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341072 No.12323

trying to get sniped again?


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6210f4 No.12325

>>12323

No, but it's gonna happen anyway.

Better than spending the better part of a month not making any attempts.


341072 No.12326

>>12325

You're lucky everyone else is watching football


6210f4 No.12327

>>12326

Eh, you're probably gonna snipe me anyway.

Also, I thought they were on the meme magic thread.


341072 No.12328

>>12327

It's NFL Sunday today


341072 No.12329

>>12327

I only have one cannon

Someone else might show up but I am not going to try that hard for this one.


6210f4 No.12330

>>12328

Is it? Well, all right. There's also some big divegrass game going on here in monkeyland, but I don't really care.

>>12329

My internet's really slow, which is the source of half my problems with GETting.


341072 No.12331

>>12330

Every other post I make comes up with

>The database returned an error while processing your request. Please try again later.


341072 No.12332

And the usual 502/503s too


6210f4 No.12333

>>12331

Th… Thanks Jim.

Seriously, it's been hell. Even if we're moving to Infinity Next eventually, you'd think they'd try to do something regarding these errors.


6210f4 No.12334

>>12333

Flood Detected; Post discarded


341072 No.12335

>>12333

Have you tried out the Infinity Next dev yet?

It's an infinity of errors


6210f4 No.12336

>>12335

Nope. It's too ugly to even look at, so I never posted.


341072 No.12337

>>12336

captcha every post

its maddening


341072 No.12338

testing


6210f4 No.12339

>>12337

Ah. I saw that. I think Josh said it'll be removed and that it'll be something like what we have in place right now (which isn't much better).


33a16e No.12340

test


6210f4 No.12341

>>12340

Sage.


341072 No.12342

Watch some random faggot snipe it from both of us now


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3


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>>12342

Good God, no.


202c84 No.12345

File: 1446411529132.jpg (1.04 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, Satan.jpg)

PERFECT SATAN (stan)

Get fucked

/imperfectsatan/ HYPE!


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File: 1446411538709.gif (48.39 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1444920761717.gif)

/bane/ get


6210f4 No.12348

>>12345

Dammit Stan.


33a16e No.12349

>>12345

fug off mane


341072 No.12350

120 character OP limit

got fucked out of this one


6210f4 No.12351

>>12350

>not using the Gorilla Warfare copypasta


341072 No.12352

>>12345

wow rude




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