/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>>7442

>Look at the guy what plays video games for a living being critical of me. That's hilarious.

Dude this is a board where everyone wants to kill themselves; get over yourself.

You could be the lead in space exploration, since you can't die (not sure what the limitations are) but you could land on the moon and stuff. That sounds pretty dope

>>7302

This. I'd probably spend all my effort in researching for a way of putting myself into an eternal, deep state of unconsciousness/turning myself into a p-zombie which for all intents and purposes would be as good as death.

Immortality is great and all but doesn't that mean someone can cut you into pieces and place your body parts to the 4 corners of the earth?

Imagine your head in a box, buried deep underground and unable to move.

>>7297

Realistically, I'd be stricken by grief

But if I can imagine, id probably get fucked up

>>7967

But I'm suicidal m8. I never got over myself. I hate myself right down to the very bones.

I'd probably stop worrying about immediate needs like food and etc cause I don't need them

Social stressors would become everything but nonexistent because I'd no longer have a reason to rely on society

Wander off somewhere and escape all of this

Try to find another immortalbro to be immortal pals with 5ever

Basically it'd be better than this but not as good as dying

If I ever got really bored I'd isolate myself somewhere for a really long time until I forgot everything about my life and start over again

Go to college and proceed to learn everything.

Devote my "life" to space exploration.

Once in space, find a way to have myself just "accidentally" flung into space all by myself.

Ponder all of my knowledge forever until I hit a planet or go through a blackhole.

Do a bunch of drugs.

Expend "life"collecting weapons until I'm a man army like Not Important from Hatred and can exterminate humanity,and then ground animals,the harder thing would be to cleanse the sea insects and microorganisms bastards.I would drop all bombs humans kept in secret in hopes the planet goes to hell,and then play around with the large hadron collider hopefully all the nonsense existence would come to an end.

>>7319

>They could build an hyper reinforced steel box to lock you in with top security. Youll go insane and wont be able to die nor escape. What now bad boy?

I think the concept of time for an immortal/invincible being is completely different than that from a normal human being.

What is 200 years in a cage compared to infinity?

I wouldn't seek money or fame or fortune. Id travel the countryside and gain wisdom from fellow travellers. I would help the good travellers and bring misfortune to the evil people I came across. I wouldn't change politics on a global scale but I would be that one guardian angel that might save you at that one point in your life when you were hopeless.

>>7295

Everything. One step at a time.

>>7295

>Study

>Get a good job

>Retire

>Enjoy government-funded drugs until the society collapses

I would learn.

I would teach.

I would make the world a better place.

After a few hundred million years, it might just happen.

>>7295

Depends on the kind of immortality.

If it's "age forever" until you fall ill or become dust, then fuck that.

If it's the "won't age but still vulnerable" type, that's still terrible.

If it's the "doesn't get old, impervious to everything" type, then I don't picture it being that bad:

>don't have to worry about basic necessities

>don't have to worry about having a source of income

>perfect health forever

although

>it would be pointless

>would grow bored of it

>everyone you know will die you can always make new friends tho

>planet will eventually blow up, leaving you adrift in the cold vacuum of space

If we add an on-demand self-terminate mechanism to the deal, then it might be worth considering.

Plot twist:

According to buddhist philosophy your soul is immortal and trapped in a cycle of rebirth unless you learn to escape it.

that would be ok

i could literally do anything i want, using my immortal skills i could make money, fight in any war on any side, hop off of buildings for the lols

sounds fun

find a way to put myself to sleep for a couple years

if i woke up and i still didn't like the world i'd just do that over again if / until i did

>never die

As in medical death ie no heartbeat? No problem, I find a way to put myself in an induced coma.

>>11717

This.

People think that the quantity of life is unrelated to its quality. I wouldn't mind immortality if it came with some guarantees of health, durability, healing, and freedom from degenerative shit.

Right now, this working constantly, and suffering pain all the time, WITHOUT BEING A FAT HAMBEAST EVEN, is getting really fucking old.

I'd fly around the planet, killing /suicide/ posters who aren't capable of killing themselves because they have no means to do so. They'd post their email or something and we'd set up a time and place and in exchange for flying over there with a shotgun I would take timestamped pics of the before and after scene as proof.

Hookers and blow

When you are immortal, you can and have to fuck up everything.

Tbh this is what I would do:

>explore world

>fuck all forms of life

>get shot after having sex with great whale

>haha bidchussss

>walk up to them whilst being blown to pieces and automatically healing.

>take their gun and shoot ground to fly to space.

>but wait I forgot… I only fucked all life on Earth.

>searches space in a quest to find life normal humanity never could with intent only to fuck it