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dc69a6 No.7372

If you're feeling hesitant about killin yourself read up.

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love

b3cdf6 No.7373

As much as I want to tell you to fuck off, as a social autist, this is great inspiration. Thanks anon

282451 No.7381

I read this on this board before. But now its a thread? I guess that counts as a repost. Still depressing as ever though.

326ffb No.7393

As an outcast who gives almost zero fucks about society but who has fully given up on women I have to say try harder nigga

dc69a6 No.7402

>>7393
ayy lmao nigga u know it burns you up on the inside as much as it does me square up

dc69a6 No.7403

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19b46d No.7404

Are there seriously people who are killing themselves because lack of a girl?
Maybe suicide is really a good solution for you.

dc69a6 No.7406

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>>7404
THis just adds fuel to the fire

0f7abd No.7419

>>7404
>Are there seriously people who are killing themselves because lack of a girl?

Are there seriously people trolling a suicide board?

dc69a6 No.7474

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dc69a6 No.7538

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youll never get this

its too late

e2ff6a No.7539

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>>7403
>>7406
>>7474
>>7538
Fuck off with your whores,if people who commit suicide were looking for such trash they would just hire a hooker,but society and the world itself are sick 3D's connections are all fucked up superficial crap,spiritualism is lost,trust is lost,care is lost…and people bully for not following such sick traits fuck you.

5af089 No.7557

Really don't care about literally any of that
The one thing that's really dying arounde that bums me out is the golden age of piracy/the internet (or at least I perceive it to be)
Something else might come along though

5af089 No.7558

>>7557
*around me
Sorry on fone

dc69a6 No.7563

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>>7557
You don't care about not fucking the hottest bitches? I think the reason you are here is because your hormones are messed up if you don't care about that my nigger.

dc69a6 No.7570

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dc69a6 No.7588

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dc69a6 No.7589

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dc69a6 No.7590

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dc69a6 No.7591

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dc69a6 No.7592

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dc69a6 No.7593

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dc69a6 No.7594

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dc69a6 No.7595

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dc69a6 No.7596

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dc69a6 No.7597

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dc69a6 No.7598

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dc69a6 No.7599

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dc69a6 No.7600

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dc69a6 No.7601

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e33c26 No.7604

stop posting pictures of dick sucking faggots

are you a fag op'

go kill urseefl

dc69a6 No.7605

>>7604
thank man, you too haha

0051ad No.7743

fifteen by Goldroom can really put you in a depressive state if this is what you truly wanted out of life. i on the other hand enjoy it, but its still depresing knowing i too wil never get that moment. good song though

dc69a6 No.7757

>>7743
ehhh im too old and worn out for girls anyways… if a cute jb comes to me and wants it i wont back off but its just something its too late for/not worth etc…

least i got my rich relatives my money 8 feet tall two midgets

747f6e No.7794

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>mfw im fifteen now
>mfw i have a chance at all that shit

13f833 No.7795

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>>7372
>implying teenage love isn't just a bag of spaghetti bullshit

e2ff6a No.7799

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3dworshipping faggot should get banned forever what a fucking cuck and normie scum you are.

ba1f73 No.7800

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58477a No.7801

>TFW brain damage and numb genitals and my orgasmer organ is broke

Be happy you can at least fap, fellow suicidals.

e5cc94 No.7808

>>7372
God you're pathetic OP.

dc69a6 No.7810

>>7794
but you wont do shit

0051ad No.7811

>>7799
go away r9k/reddit. Anyone can feel. Your 2D obseession is less justified for suicide than an obsession with REAL LIFE scenerioes. so go away untill you experince a real reason to commit suicide. Or at least more real than your "muh anime waifu is nothing but paper and ideas, ill never have her." I hate your kind

dc69a6 No.7815

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You know what hurts me most about that?

Where I live AOC is 14. I've been all around the world and the most beautiful and most amount of hot/cute girls I've seen is where I live. They are also said to be the easiest and friendly/nice (I wouldn't know). The city is beautiful and has ancient architecture too. Haven't even touched a girl and my best years are already behind me.

This feels 100x worse because it's supposed to be the easiest level… and there were so much more opportunities and potential and god or fucking nature decided to make my life a comedy show and mockery and not give me the gift of good facial aesthetics (im not ugly as fuck though). Seriously fuck my father for mixing his great genetics with my mother. I hope they both die so I can kill myself in peace. Fuck this FUCKKKK HURTS

05b76b No.7818

>>7815
Where is this magical place?

dc69a6 No.7820

>>7818
magical?

its fucking hell do you know how much it hurts to go to the beautiful city centre or park with my friends and see its full of hot as fuck girls everywhere FUCKKK

c2835a No.7822

>>7815
Facial aethetics literally don't mean shit. I don't know how old you are, but I'm up there man. And I've never seen a solid 10 (works out at the gym, friendly personality, beautiful eyes and tight body) with a handsome guy other than Hollywood bullshit and richies on TV. There are three things women are into: Arms, Abs, and Personality. They don't give a shit about an ugly face. Beef up your arms lifting, get abs with simple AF plank exercise. Learn to joke and form an outrageous personality. Girls are into the silly guys.

I have the arms and the abs but the personality of a fucking toaster. I'm out as soon as I can find a nice isolated spot where I can die in my car.

Also, name your city's park for those who have doubts and might want to visit. Me, I don't care.

e2ff6a No.7825

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>>7811
>less justified for suicide
You are just being a chad bully.
>Implying 2D not existing isn't one of the saddest facts of existence in this shit planet

e2ff6a No.7826

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>Never

e2ff6a No.7827

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Never

e2ff6a No.7828

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e2ff6a No.7829

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Why are we even alive in such world

e2ff6a No.7830

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e2ff6a No.7831

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2D will never exist in our lifetime

0051ad No.7832

>>7825
>>7825
Some people cant help beimg short, ugly, stupid etc you know, REAL problems. You on the other hand CHOOSE to delude yourself into beiliving this world sucks because anime is not real. You CHOOSE to keep watching anime. your problem can be solved. I get "3d" chicks can suck, but at least you can actually feel with them, physically and mentally. at least your emotions would be normal. its not in the norm to have feelings for paper. did you know "3d" chicks are the ones doing the voices for your waifus? behind it all, its stil humans. i mean, why dont you just date somoen who deludes themselves into beilivng their an anime character? thats the closest youl get to your unrealistic desires. your problem is solved once again.

dc69a6 No.7837

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>>7822
lol personality without looks = friendzone

but let us not talk about this because its been discussed over and over to death and well just go around in circles

0f7abd No.7838

>>7820
At least what continent are you? Fffuuuuuck

dc69a6 No.7846

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>>7838
europe my nigger

7c23bb No.7848

>>7372
I lived a miserable teenage life; on top of having my bowels being infested by a form of yeast that caused me to have to fucking live on the toilet for five hours of the day, I had really bad mercury poisoning that contributed to the problem and more. I was oblivious to these causes, and thought that I was just fucked up, and weak for being in so much pain if I wasn't constantly using the bathroom. I experienced mind-numbing headaches all the time, and eventually could barely move without being in pain because I was so stiff. I also had horrific breathing—but thankfully, that was only a result of a deviated septum.
By the time grade 12 came around, I couldn't concentrate on my schoolwork let alone find any way to feel pleasure because I was so depressed by how every time I tried to do something, my head felt like there was a hammer growing inside of it and I felt like my ass was going to explode, even when I found I couldn't use the bathroom if I tried as hard as I could. During the tiny fractions of time that I had when I felt slightly okay, I made artwork that I found I was sure nobody admired.
My family thought that I was a lazy, uninspired drug addict that didn't want to do anything but sit on the toilet all day. They made fun of me for it. Dad yelled at me for it all the time, and whenever I tried to tell him that I saw big mucous-coated strands of white crap come out of me, he told me that it was all in my head. I swear to ungodly fuck, I couldn't have been more put off and OUTRAGED AND PUT DOWN TO NO END by his unhelpful crap, and the rest of my family's ignorance in a time where I couldn't take myself to a doctor, and I was being irreparably harmed by mercury poisoning by the goddamned day. When he did take me to doctors, they didn't do anything. One had done so much as to take blood tests, but he—and every other doctor that I had visited—had failed to even attempt to mobilize the mercury stored in my body tissues prior to taking a blood test, and so the results came up without showing anything. Dad waved that in front of my face at every opportunity—even when we weren't discussing the problem. It was as if he had nothing better to do.


Anyhow—you may be wondering what this has to do with the post that you'd made. It has to do with the fact that the less you have to begin with, the more you have to gain. Hell! Depending on the situation, you can gain a lot just by doing very little—which should put in perspective just how fucked up you were to begin with.
I used to think about suicide. I used to dream of some romanticized suicide fantasy, where I would insert myself into the body of some creature that can withstand much more pain that I can, and take eviscerating my guts out onto a filthy carpet and letting a bunch of small carnivores have a live meal—but I'm not as submissive as I once was. I'd long ago reached a point where I decided to be aware that there must be other people who are suffering at such a CRITICAL, PIVOTAL FUCKING TIME IN THEIR LIVES with the same problems that I have, all caused by the same shit—and they're probably getting the same help I got. I'd like to think that I now have some sort of useful purpose.
Amongst this, I must admit that I look forward to confronting my family about all this. I don't care if it's shallow. I couldn't care less whether or not they meant any harm. I used to be a grade-A student who always got his work in on time, and worked on projects outside of school. I can't do any of that right now, and for all I know, I really have been rendered far less capable than I was. I've experienced more spiraling, ventless internal energy and rage that I wanted to throw at whatever seemed like I had reason to but never have all this time, and I've had so many thoughts about all of this going through my head over the years, that I'm burnt to fuck. I can't think straight anymore. I haven't had any lasting period of happiness in seven years. I've never cared about having friends. I don't expect admiration or recognition for any artwork that I make. I don't even have any sexual drive at all these days—and believe me, I've developed and lost almost any fetish you could care to name over the past five years.
I'm going to do everything that I can in my power to show them that if they were trying to help me, they fucked up.

Again—the point? I'm going to have to live and regain my health to do it. I really don't care about much else anymore.

e2ff6a No.7850

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>>7832
You think depression and despair is a competition?so why don't you be yourself and be a man go date some hooker? this world is shit and humankind is all but kind.

e2ff6a No.7851

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>You will never have a yandere loli gf that will love you and protect you no matter how ugly loser you are and how pro macho society is.

ec5bbc No.7854

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>
Sounds like you should kill yourself, OP.

dc69a6 No.7862

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>>7854
I really should man

dc69a6 No.7890

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dc69a6 No.7959

Daaamn shit was bad today had to go to a place and car is fucked so used the bus man it was depressing the bus was full of 8+/10 jailbaits and I'm not even slightly exaggerating here. Fuck my life


06316b No.7962

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I've got something even better for you stupid fucks who idealize something as inauthentic as teenage love:

>love will never solve your problems

>you will never care about love

>you will never be able to love

>you just want to be alone

>you will never live for yourself or anyone else

>you will never live

>you want nothing more than to lay down and wait for death


dc69a6 No.7968

>>7962

shittt nigga fuck that shit I dont wanna wait for anything if its death then let it fucking come instantly fuck waiting


c8ffdc No.7983

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>>7372

>british

>age of consent is 16

>can be 40 and still fuck 16 and 17 year-old girls all i want

>can get teenage love till the day i die

feels pretty fantastic tbh


56d11a No.7989

>>7372

Nice try. I don't even desire romance and se .


dc69a6 No.7992

>>7983

lol no just no its not nearly the same

no 16 year old is going to want to fuck a 40 year old, i mean no hot tight sweet nice 16 year old worth a damn

you wont get teenage love by the time youre 40 your brains emotions are going to be heavily worn you, everything will be less intense and way faster, it would be some chitty crumbs and remains of what it used to be


06316b No.7993

>>7968

I don't understand how you could get the drive to actively seek to end your own life unless you've adopted a utilitarian/hedonistic position and believe that all you need to do is attain the greatest net pleasure/pain ratio.

In such a case, one could argue that death is the ultimate end for a utilitarian - especially one who suffers from depression - since life's pains will always inevitably and without question outweigh its pleasures.

However, if you take such a position, you're a self-important, self-absorbed faggot whose ethical position allows for one to kill indiscriminately so long as no pain is being inflicted on the victims.

Your life isn't worth the effort it takes to end it.


c8ffdc No.8000

>>7992

yea i suppose that's a good point

getting a bmw at 17 as your first car and riding it around must feel better than getting any porsche at age 40

getting your paycheck at the end of the month as a teen and wondering what alcohol to spend it on, and getting your paycheck at 30 and wondering what to save it for is nowhere near as fun

shit gets shittier when you're older, no doubt about that. but i'm not gonna whine that i never got a bmw as a kid so i don't see the point in whining about never getting a young babe as a kid

some people just have luckier lives.


dc69a6 No.8001

>>7993

> all you need to do is attain the greatest net pleasure/pain ratio

thats exactly how i feel

im middle class with below average/average genetics fuck living like that its pathetic thats not life thats some pathetic shit most peoples lifes arent worth to be lived


dc69a6 No.8002

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>>8000

absolutely disgusting and pathetic coping mechanism at the last line

how do you lie to yourself like that and have the guts to look your own eyes in the mirror faggot


c8ffdc No.8005

>>8002

umg ur rite life suxz

y was i not born as an attractive guy with a rich family who could get tons of young pusey :^((

brb slitting my wrists tbh


dc69a6 No.8019

>>8005

that is just a small part of why it does apart from my totally fucked up brain and the current situation i am regarding my future prospects


dc69a6 No.8077

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e1519d No.8082

In highschool, I had some really awful dating experiences. Not to mention back then, almost no one would even look at me like that. Highschool and teenage love can go fuck off. I prefer friends with benefits now. None of that monogamous stress bullshit anyways.


1cd6a6 No.8084

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>>8077

>suiciding yourself for women

>for fucking women

Hey OP, stop posting pics of stupid people from facebook, you are making me laugh and not depressed anymore.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Is your existence so shit that you live for some stupid bitches who are inane and over emotional (most of them)? Holy shit just fucking masturbate, all this teenage feelings bullshit reeks of normal faggotory and I would not feel any pity for someone like that.

I would understand killing yourself because you don't have any money to live your life how you want too, or because your body is fucked up in such a way that you can't live properly, or because all your life you only had bad luck with everything and you just want to end it.

But seriously? Suiciding for some teenagers? HAHAHAHAHA, that's some really facebook tier shit.


1cd6a6 No.8085

>>8077

duckface stupid bitches, damn you are such a fucking idiot OP, for actually being depressed for those people


0b22b3 No.8089

>>7419

BTFO ;-))


0b22b3 No.8090

>>7372

mfw this actually aplies to me


dc69a6 No.8455

This feels 10 times as worse right now because the weather cleared up and its jailbait heaven where i am now it feels so fucking bad id rather have my city be filled with fat ugly weird looking people than perfect teen girls everywhere I go


37286e No.8466

these feelings are useless

i was incapable of feeling them when the events happened and i am incapable of caring about them now


dc69a6 No.8476

>>8466

well it hurts me real bad i dont want to feel like that it feels worse than any physicall pain ive felt and i have felt lots of it


0ae64e No.10477

I fucked a slut who had sex with several different people at 14, I was 15. (true story)

It was kinda lame, didn't cum because I was on antidepressants. Still am.


f5263b No.10478

>>10477

I'm in love with someone who's 14 (I'm 18). She left me though and told me she fucked 6-7 people in the past couple of months and is continuing to do so. If you think our age difference is too high, she fucked someone who's 23. I'm probably killing myself due to this, already was suicidal.


c2e46c No.10486

>>10478

Spend the next 5 years fucking 14yos then kill yourself imo.


847fdf No.10489

If this is the only shit bothering you, you haven't lived life enough to kill yourself, you have never been alive in the first place.


1f11e4 No.10492

>>10486

>implying I'll be able to

I'm becoming very isolated and disinterested in doing things


705288 No.10507

>>10492

Same, though all I hope for is for ebola to hit California. Those dirty fucks…

But yeah, nothing really interests me. It's like as soon as I start feeling some excitement, some FUCK EVERYTHING chemical flush happens and meh, fuck it all.


10bdd6 No.10543

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late af but like most things teenage love is dumb and temporary and that was one of the most pathetic op's i've ever seen

if you think awkward fucking as a teenager is the prime of existence you should probably try harder to get laid as an adult before you go out


752c8d No.10545

>be 15

>none of that stuff happens to me

Just do it now?


83e149 No.10546

>>10543

Holy shit you're back. Come to IRC sometime.

Please don't tripfag though, because others are not allowed to, either.


0f7abd No.10548

>>7846

Where in yurp you nignog?


30a369 No.10959

>>10543

its not about getting laid its about being wanted validated and loved by a girl in her prime all i want is love i just want to hold hands with a young girl that i love deeply and she loves me deeply too

no one should miss out on young love

if you are unattractive you should kill yourself because youre already dead but you feel the pain


eeba8b No.11658

>>7372

>tfw I'm only 18

>tfw two months ago I got a qt 17yo virgin gf

>tfw she really likes me despite everything wrong with me

>tfw we've spent a dozen happy nights together

>tfw this hasn't alleviated my desire for death at all

I really need to just pick a method and do it.


323733 No.14128

>>7795

>>8084

>>8085

>>10489

>>10543

These.

>>7825

>>7831

I know that 2D feel, bro. She's waiting for you in the afterlife, I bet.




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