/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

I have an idea.

You mix formic acid with another acid like sulfuric acid and you release copious amounts of carbon monoxide.

Do this in an enclosed place and you pass out and quickly die. Sounds really effective and painless but I would leave behind a note to make sure other people know there is carbon monoxide

What are your guys opinion on this.

I have a shower with glass walls that I could seal off to kill myself in?

>>7771

>Requires a car and rope

Just rope isn't a con, strong rope is very easy to get.

If you have a drivers license you can always hire a car for cheap.

Alternatively if you don't have a drivers license you can buy an automatic car second hand.

>>8368

Leave signs to indicate that it's carbon monoxide. Also, I'm curious as to where you can buy formic acid and sulfuric acid without drawing suspicion.

>>8423

formic acid: http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/sial/f0507?lang=en&region=US

sulfuric acid:

http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/sial/320501?lang=en&region=US

I do play to leave a note. I wouldn't want to harm any one else

>>8429

Alright, so I'm basically retarded when it comes to chemistry. You just prepare a glass beaker and pour both of them into it together, right?

>>8438

pretty much.

Formic acid is CH2O2. In the presence of another acid, the molecule will decompose into CO and H2O.

You will probably want a system that steadily drips the formic acid into sulfuric acid creating a steady release of CO over time.

The problem is as more formic acid is decomposed the water dilutes the sulfuric acid and the reaction slows down .

Testing should be done to make sure you achieve lethal concentration. I think anything above 1% is lethal although you should do your own research to double check that number.

doing this in a smaller area will make this easier.

Insulin overdosing

-highly reliable

-with sleeping pills utterly painless

-easy to acquire insulin

-slightly expensive 30~100$

-dose take 50-70 minutes hence the sleeping pills

For the formic/sulfuric acid, best to do a trial run.

Get yourself a CO monitor. Do a test run (of course without you in the room) to make sure you produce enough CO and that the room can contain the CO for an extended amount of time.

1% (1000ppm) is enough but takes longer to kill

12% (12,000ppm) is the optimum for quick death

note: most CO monitors can measure only up to 1%

>tfw want to die by walking out onto frozen lake michigan and die of hypothermia

At least no one would know I'd be dead

Tie a piano wire to your neck, superglue both hands to your head, have someone to secure the other end of the piano wire to a bridge and jump off. Piano wire will chop your head off and the result would be a headless body holding a head on its hands.

>>9204

haha. You can secure the piano wire yourself before you glue both hands. Longer piano wire would generate more velocity.

Anything that doesn't destroy your brain in a hurry is far, far away from an "instant" death. Even jumping in goddamn lava, you have a few miserable seconds where your brain in literally being boiled in your skull.

High explosives near the head, hunting caliber rifle, 12 gauge hollowpoint slug, in order of declining cost. You can get a new 12 gauge shotgun for under $200, but really, what does the cost matter?

>>9213

You do realise that when you're on the 'other side' you get bonus points for the manner in which you died?

Gun in the mouth is easy, git gud skrub. Self-decapitation or self-immolation will rack up those bonus points real quick.

>>9215

Spoken like a fuck who doesn't know shit. If life is a miserable march through hell, you don't amplify that shit at the last damn moment.

>rent a convertible sports car and a parachute

>get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station

>high speed chase ensues

>lead the police into a desert and wait for media choppers

>itstime.jpg

>tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas

>deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaneously dragging your lifeless body into air behind the car

>parasail across the desert until your car dies

Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008

Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

>>9204

http://bash.org/?488793

Break into house of someone you hate. Pop a metric fuckton of Oxy. Sneak into attic. Position self above bedroom. Wait til they get home and go to sleep. Pop more oxy, and slit your throat. Laugh as they wake up to blood of their enemies dripping down onto them.

Trauma for life.

Get bigass crate. Line inside with watertight material. Poke one hole in top, and thread ribbon through hole with slack. Cover outside in wrapping paper. Put on doorstep of enemies. Climb inside, pull ribbon through hole and secure so it looks like a giant present from outside. Kill self using knife to throat and oxy.

Trauma for life.

Leave scavenger hunt list for someone, leading to a trail of clues to your body.

Trauma for life. Lol.

One more. Pocket a bunch of tannerite, and go to to doctors office complaining about horrible headaches. Say they're getting worse. When you're alone put tannerite in mouth and set it off, causing them to find your head exploded.

>>8440

I know this is a bit off-the-wall, but could you recommend a good carbon monoxide meter? I need something that can read really high concentrations, up to 2,000 ppm or even higher. I've looked at Bacharach's Monoxor but $500 seems pretty steep for something you only need to use once…

>>11998

Afterlife isn't cheap son.