/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

I might wipe my hard drive first.

>>8216

I already have a gun, but Id want to do it in a place that wouldn't leave anyone traumatized. I really just want to fade from existence and be what I was before I was born… nonexistent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc2hjkMmtv4

I used to worry about what would happen after I'm gone. Like people finding my body or causing my family trauma. But lately I realized, why do we care? It's gonna sound selfish but like, why does it matter? As soon as we pull that trigger, we are gone. Done. Yeah sure seona might find us and be shocked. But as far as we individually are concerned it is irellevant. We won't exist so we won't witness the trauma we caused, nor will it even happen from our point of view. It is silly to make plans or worry about after death unless you follow religion, but as far as biology suggest, once we die we are done. Literally gone, same as before birth, we seize to exist. So why does it matter if people find our HDD or if people suffer trauma or whatever?

>>8218

This. I would roll in my grave untill the end of time if people found my porn folders.

>>8216

Immediately, if I ever have access to a gun. It doesn't even matter if people are around. I will grab it and blow my brains out infront of everyone. Already wrote the note. I tried a method that didn't work.

>>8218

>>8223

I did that too. Went through many folders of pictures and movies I collected over the years, and only left the pictures that were not naked and/or sex.

>>8221

>It is silly to make plans or worry about after death unless you follow religion

The problem with those who do that, is they're not following religion enough. Christianity, anyway. No matter how many times it says in the bible that the dead sleep, they have no thoughts or emotions, many insist that you go immediately to heaven or hell upon death. Even with the fact that the bible says you will stay asleep in death until the second coming of Jesus, they still believe the happy illusion perpetuated by men of the church rather than the bible.

immediately after reaching a safe,secluded location,fuck everything else.

>>8221

Just in case you survive.

>Imagine recovering in a hospital after a failed suicide with all your family and friends visiting you only to try to understand what they did wrong to create such a filthy degenerate loser as you, shaming you as much as they can or deciding your life from now on, directly or indirectly. They saw your HDD with who knows what kind of content they would find disgusting, even enraging enough to disown you or send you straight to prison or bury you alive forever in a mental institution.

That's why in this board we learn and study the way to commit suicide in the cleanest, quickest, painless and most effective way. We don't want mistakes or failure.We don't want survival instinct fucking up at the last second, but a way to lessen it, control it or nullify it. We want to have a solid plan: places to carry it out, diversions for possible rescuers, elaborated lies to evade interruptions. We want to irreversibly die and stay that way.

>>8221

I dont really care about the trauma I cause to my family or acquaintances, like the fuckers cared anyway, but I kinda dont want my parents and 'friends' blaming the media I consume, this being chinese cartoons and movies for visuals, funeral doom and black metal and of fucking course imageboards and places like this. I dont want to cause troubles to chan admins if somehow I fuck up big time and gather media attention or bring unwanted people attention to lone corners of the internet that people will think drove me to suicide while ironically being one of the last things I enjoyed and kept me alive, the closest I found in life to a home and a friend. A dban takes only some hours anyway.

Write a note, call psychiatrist, tell her I can't make it, walk the field by my house, call an ambulance, and pull thevtrigger

>>8236

The internet is not waiting for your death. Nothing will collapse, it will remain the same.

The only difference is that there will be one less poster.

>>8216

that is one sexy gun, just saying

>>8260

would be damn nice if lohan herself was too

>>8261

do you remember those years where lindsay lohan was sexy as fuark… right around Mean Girls and a little after for her model shoots she was so sexy. Man just being a teenager with internet and experiencing all those faps I did, it was worth it. My mind is fucked up from internet porn but I really experienced so many faps never experienced in history lmao. I really am living the dream in one way. But at the same time it gives me severe depression now and Im soon to end my life, but I had a great time.

Wait.

I'm actually considering purchasing one as a last resort. If, for instance, suddenly I find myself in danger of going to prison. *pop* can't take a dead body anywhere but the morgue. CPAP mask is my actual preferred method of time isn't of the essence.

I'm tired.

Yes.

>>8216

Bump

>>8216

I have one but it's my backup method.

Also it isn't instaneous and painless unless you do it correctly and destroy the brainstem. A lot of people fuck it up and end up in pain before dying or a potato.

If you want a reliably painless method, exit bags are better.

>>8219

Thanks for the music.

I already have my note written. I would probably add "ps. sorry for the mess" at the bottom.

Then, boomsplash.

I have many guns, right now. Shit, five of them within arms' reach, and I don't even have to lean over to get to three of them.

If I leave anything, it would probably be all of my passwords and shit.

Finish up a few final obligations such as ensuring that there's someone to carry the torch with regards to a certain online persona of mine, wipe my hard drive, write up a note, and then kill myself.

Stick that thing right to my head and pull the trigger.

I don't give a shit about anything else I just want to die.

Seriously, you have no idea how much I've fantasized about this scenario.

>>8246

>call an ambulance

???

>>12933

>What is organ donation.

You're guaranteed to be dead instantly in this scenario. Your body'll still be warm when they get to it, and your organs can be given to people who really need it.

Fuck yes

I'd do these things first:

>make one last backup of my data

>overwrite the headers of my encrypted drives except for one backup drive

>hide that backup drive

>factory reset my phone

>write a succinct note to my mom

>pack gun, some food and a drink or 2 into a bag and head to a secluded area

>once there, eat, drink, and relax a little

Then I'll kill myself with the gun.