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a4d12a No.8857

A year and a half ago I told myself that I couldn't kill myself if that meant dying a virgin…. I'm about ready to give up hope on that….

all I ever really wanted was someone that loved me, someone who wanted to be with me… guess that was a stupid idea.

any of you also going to die without having sex?

08b281 No.8869

>>8857

Sounds like a bad case of narcissism.


3e51e5 No.8874

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>>8857

Not sure if it's because I'm not a virgin or I just don't think sex is that fucking big of a deal, but clearly setting some form of 'goal' - if you want to call it that - hasn't worked out yet. I mean if you're that desperate you could get a prostitute? Or just chill..focus…restart and try again? Postpone your demise a little…I mean I've had long periods where porn was all I had to supplement the lack of sex…never bothered me. If it's a bucket-list thing - you should know sex is pretty awesome with an (experienced)prostitute. I've had virgins and it's too vanilla for me, not to mention hard to work at/get. anyway - you have my advice. I was pretty clueless the first time and I wouldn't have minded if she had some experience–don't know about you though, maybe you're a romantic 'saving it for a special one' type. Good luck though, whichever route you choose


484e65 No.8917

>>8857

Go to the philippines or some shithole in africa mate


000000 No.8918

"Want to talk about your feelings? Go away, this board is about killing yourself"


8e6a77 No.8921

>>8857

>tfw no gf

Oh fuck off. If all you care about is the physical aspect to it, hire a prostitute. If you still feel like killing yourself edgy faggots like>>8918 can be told to fuck off.

We all have it pretty fucking bad to be here. But its not about some pissing contest of who has the saddest life. Some of our problems like OP seem like nothing but if they feel so fucking miserable they want to die, they deserve to be here.

To answer your bait question, I will probably die without having sex. I don't believe its a big deal because I would have waited until marriage regardless. I have passed on my genes for the cash though, if only to pay off student loans so the jews don't hound my loved ones from the grave.


560e1b No.8927

>>8921

Hold up, you're saying you sold your sperm? Mind explaining how you've managed to develop a death wish while being a verifiable genetic alpha?


e1c9ab No.8929

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>>8857

23 year old virgin here, I've never had any insecurities about my status as a virgin and at this stage I really don't care much about anything now as I'll hopefully be suicideded soon. So yes, I'm going out without dropping my V card. Does it really matter? Depends on who you're around I guess.


8e6a77 No.8930

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>>8921

>implying I sold sperm

You only get a couple hundred from doing that anyways so my post wouldn't have made any sense nigger.

The genetics industry are such jews they don't give a shit if you fake the psychological profile. The whole eugenics is morally wrong stance is a joke, they are purely after looks.

Its about 6 grand the first time and 8 to 10 grand for repeats. I've done it 6 times now. Do the math on how that would pay off my student loans.

>no outstanding debts when I die

>feels fucking amazing


1f1dac No.8933

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who really fucking cares, you wont remember anything after you die.


f5269c No.8948

This thread will sage now.


e86fe1 No.8950

>>8857

faggot, there are alot of girls out there


74773d No.9981

>>8857

casual sex is extremely overrated. go in the shower, get it nice and hot and use vaseline. almost indistinguishable


260c04 No.11886

>>8933

>Muh euphoria.




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