/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

>>9693

This.

>>9693

>quick google of "people surviving getting hit by a train"

>whycantIholdalloftheseresults.jpg

Just a few:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-survives-hit-train-110-mph-article-1.1430672

nymag.com/news/intelligencer/subway-falls-2013-3/

etc.

OP:

Lay your head on the rail, and go for a decapitation. HOWEVER, do it in an isolated spot. Do not do it in a Subway or a freight yard (those are places where rails split into like 12 lines for shipping and receiving). A subway will encourage people to try and "save" you at the last minute. A freight yard will just encourage gung-ho railroad police.

>>9701

Also, obviously, jump onto the rail a few seconds before the train actually crosses. The less time you're suspicious, the less time someone has to 501 you.

It's the way of the asshole. You're gonna cause trouble for hundreds of people.

>>9693

This entire thread started by the OP is fucking stupid. Decapitation? What are we, in the dark ages? There are painless methods. You trolls are idiots.

>>9802

>There are painless methods

name a few

>inb4 shit like muh suicide bag muh carbon monoxide which aren't even instant and have a high chance of turning you into a potato

>>9816

You're a damned idiot. You'll still feel pain, and suffer an agonizingly slow death of suffocation.

>>9801

This, it also really fucks with the engineer who is a regular bloke and has to live with killing someone.

That having been said, I used to consider putting my neck down on the tracks and going for the decapitation as a cheap and expedient method.

Welp… There's a barrier in front of the train in my area. A clean decapitation won't work because the barrier will just push me away. Oh well…

Also I know most people don't like this method. I'm fully aware of the consequences if I do this. But at this point, I just want to die. I don't really care how painful it will be. I've been in pain for the past 3 years and I'm literally at the edge of the cliff.

Don't worry though. I'll probably choose another method.

>>9818

>suicde bag…high chance of turning you into a potato

That's the common warning around these parts, but I'm not convinced. Hundreds of people, maybe thousands, have ended their lives with inert gas, usually helium, since that became a known method about 15 years ago, but I haven't seen anything supporting the claim. A number of anecdotal cases of people claiming it didn't work for them, sure, plus a case in the news of a woman being found in a coma and dying later in hospital (she had released nitrogen into an untied garbage bag and texted a relative, IIRC, which isn't the general recommendation).

I wouldn't presume to deny the possibility of brain damage, but it doesn't appear to be epidemic among would-be inert-gas self-asphyxiators. If the risk of it going badly wrong were so high, you'd figure there'd be a few case studies in medical journals, or some long clickbaity web piece featuring survivors and their families making the rounds.

>>9934

>the past 3 years

There could still be time.

I wouldn't want to traumatize people, but a train is probably one of the most accessible way for me to do it at the moment.

>>10036

*ways