/suicide/ - Suicide Tips & Tricks

Impeccable execution.

Fuck, she didn't even try to hide it or blend in or act cool or trick a man until they'd fucked. She was just straight up batshit in your face 24/7 crazyness, opening up about her shit life to anybody who listened.

RIP lady, I hope God is fingering you in heaven.

>>9936

The problem is that when you are that lonely and have been alone your entire life then you dont even know how to blend in or act cool or trick somebody. You have no fucking idea how to talk to anybody cause you never got the chance to learn.

I have the same issue as her and I have always viewed her as my idol. I have made the same pact too. I will kill myself on my 30th birthday if i'm still loveless by then.

People think its so simple to solve "hurr just date somebody" but people like me and her have no fucking conception of what that even means or how to date somebody or how to even start that. Like people tell me "dude just go to a bar and pick up chicks" and im like WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? my brain literally shuts down at the concept because there is zero conception of what that is

>>9936

>>9946

In fact I think I will kill myself on the same date as her.

that means I will kill myself on 7/15/2018.

I've got a date set now……………i'm happy :)

>>9936

>>9946

>>9947

I think that Christine and I are soulmates…….she has killed herself and I will kill myself as well. for the same reasons as her.

We will burn together in the fiery pits of hell. But we will be together. That is the way that things should be.

>>9925

after some googling it appears she has a little cult following

i havent seen the footage though, like bud dwyer's

>>9946

no you misunderstand me

i'm just as crazy as her and you, but i don't fucking come out to my fucking co-workers about how lonely i am and how much of a virgin i am

jesus

i'm saying shut your face hole and hide your problems and nobody will even notice you

from what i read she spoke way too openly, then got defensive and 'brusque' (cool word) whenever anybody tried to help her

it is the want and expectation of a normal life which killed her, "i must have kids soon and if i don't i may as well be dead"

>>9955

yes and that is what will kill me too

>>9969

why though?

not everybody gets to breed, that's a good thing

our hero in this thread would have been a terrible mother, mental illness runs in families and her children would have suffered a lot being raised by her and then had their own problems

plus there's stats to say that when you compare adults who had kids with those who didn't, it's actually parents who are more likely to regret their decision than the non-parents (that is not something they can talk openly about though so you never hear about it)

imagine that, having a wife and kid because you want to be normal, and then hating every second of it, what are you going to do about that?

>>10004

Well the fact that she would be a terrible mother is what drove her to do it. She didn't want to live if she could never fulfill her biological role. Of course mental illness played a part as well, probably the main factor.

Holy shit, I'm in Sarasota right now for university.

what a coincidence

RIP legit witch legendary virgin female

>>10132

It's probably not true. I bet she had a few lackluster experiences that she didn't see as meaningful enough, so she wrote them off.

It's also important to remember that there were plenty of guys that she could have had that she didn't even consider.

>>9947

>July 15

That's my birthday.

Make me happy anon.

Movie coming out about her this year. Don't have any more details than that.

>>13384

I dont think thats a good ideia at all. Only will encourage copycats.

>>13384

Actually two, one biopic and a faux documentary

>>9919

My heart has always gone out to this lady, but damn. Reading that felt just like a knife in my chest.

It's just endlessly depressing how some people can feel such deep pain that they are unreachable. Same with Robin Williams.

I know how she feels though. I've given up on 3D men, but at least I have my waifu. He's my reason for living, but at the worst of times, I feel the urge to kill myself in the hopes that I may be with him.

>>14248

Thanks, definitely gonna watch that.