>>173What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little share cropper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Iowa State, and I've been involved in numerous secret crop rotations on cotton plantations, and I have over 300 legume based inventions. I am trained in gorilla cultivation and I’m the top botanist in the entire Tuskegee Institute. You are nothing to me but just another failed harvest. I will replenish your soils the fuck up with efficiency the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a fucking telegram? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of negro farmers the USA and your boll weevils are being eradicated right now so you better prepare for the harvest, maggot. The harvest that drastically increases the pathetic little thing you call your crop yield. You’re fucking obsolete, share cropper. I can plant anywhere, anytime, and I can create new cash crops in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with legumes. Not only am I extensively trained in mycology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tuskegee Agriculture Department and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plantation off the face of the continent, you little cotton farmer. If only you could have known what unholy reform your little “one off” crop yield was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hoe. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nitrogen all over your plantation and your sweet potatoes will drown in it. You’re fucking obsolete, share cropper.