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I was expecting it to be bad, and it was even worse than that.

unfortunately, /co/ucks are gonna take the wrong lesson from this, and think marvel just makes better comics.

>>4358

Or that the problem with the movie was that it strayed too far from the (insipid, childish) source material.

If they don't just outright like the movie (or say it was "okay I guess").

>but then he starts to float, and he actually floats all the way out of the cave he fell in by bats surrounding him

gahaha this some homotional artistic vision.

>or even Amazing Spiderman 2

I'd rather plod though 3 Dev Adam with Spiderman driving a boat propeller into a bitch's face.

You know the film is bad if Tenk says it was good (which he did, that faggot).

Redlettermedia tore the movie apart of course, as it should be, although they said the movie's better than Man of Steel, but that might just be from the expectation. That might also be why I thought Man of Steel wasn't as bad as people said (I was expecting it to be a 0 or a 1, and instead it was more like a 3).

I wonder if tonk would even feel embarrassment over this, but I doubt it. He's the guy who said that Pixels was funny and Terminator Genisys was a good movie.

I don't like picking on tenk like making a big deal about his dumb gay opinions because ultimately they're meaningless and typical of any anime fan (worst taste in movies, music, everything).

But I did have to send him an ask telling him that he's a big fat girl for liking the COSTUMES in the movie.

I ended it with "now say a meme." Which he will absolutely do, if he even posts the ask, which I doubt he has the balls to.

>>4380

Specifically when I say I doubt he has the balls to post the ask, I really mean that I doubt he has the balls to humiliate himself on his own turf like that.

But then that would be underestimating the lack of foresight of weebs, who don't really know what they're doing, what they're thinking, why they think it, etc. They're just spending their lives stumbling dumb into pie.

"You're fucked either way […] it's a mess. It's-it's a big mess" – Mike Stoklasa, 2016

The trailer it basically shows off the beats of the movie, so I have no interest in actually sitting through this one. I know I'm better off catching up on Daredevil's second season.

>>4397

yea zack snyder sure did botch that dark knight rises script.

what?

>>4407

why?

who the fuck cares about dc films

>>4407

if you want some good dc films, you should check out nolan's dark knight trilogy.

they're expertly made, with deep themes, and they are nothing like hack snyder's trainwrecks.

>>4407

Never really cared for any of Zack Snyder's films. His early ones were watchable but nothing I was dying to see again. They were just pretty adaptions of other people's work. Sucker Punch was his jump to full on hackdom.

>>4407

>Christopher Nolan wrote DKR

David S. Goyer wrote it.

>>4407

>it's shocking just how bad DKR was in comparison.

That's because of your expectations. Dark Knight is considered a great movie because Heath Ledger died just before it came out, his performance was good, but the movie has just as many flaws as Dark Knight Rises, the same amount of awkward dialogue (if not MORE), the same amount of plot holes or inconsistencies. So when Dark Knight Rises was coming out, everyone expected it to be better. Instead it was the same, but didn't have that stunt casting/tragic death hype. Because it was the same, people who actually give a shit about cape shit were like "oh this is terrible!" The same people will say that Iron Man 3 was bad because MUH MANDARIN.

>I just want the DC films to be good for once in this decade.

You know what would be a better goal, to start with? Have DC comics be good for once in this century. THEN maybe we can worry about DC films being good, not that it matters. Dark Knight Rises at its worst and most cheesy and incompetent is still better than any superhero comic book ever released. Hollywood is currently taking pure garbage (comics source material) and turning it into diamonds, and they're not even trying that hard. If comic book writers were any good at writing, they wouldn't be writing comic books. The closest they get was when Joss Whedon, in his lesser years, wrote some X Men comics, and he was really phoning them in, probably just trying to keep the lights on until he could get another TV show or screenplay bought.

Speaking of the mandarin, god damn he is the dumbest villain ever. Dumbest powers, dumbest idea. 10 magic rings, really? Is this the hill that capefags want to die on? Having an Iron Man villain who has the same powers as Gob Bluth? Shit's fuckin embarrassingly retarded, and Iron Man 3 showed incredibly mercy by throwing that shit in the garbage where it belonged. Not even a legendary screenwriter like Shane Black could've made 10 magic rings work.

Have anyone else noticed how every film ends with a fight where you can't see shit because it's all fast-paced cgi shit with little cinematic sense? It's all just "oh, this looks cool" instead of "oh, this could be a clear shot for the spectators to see".

the new dc movies are way darker and more depressing than all of the nolan batman movies. it's fucking insane.

they didn't learn their lesson from the nolan movies.

Of course you are correct when it comes to some of Joker's schemes. Like why would a prison boat sail right next to a civilian boat? What would Joker do if one of the boats showed up late?

The point is: I wasn't smacking my head and going "Whaaaaat?" every 5 minutes, unlike Rises.

>>4452

The real interesting part: they're real covers.

That means this is what Superman always was.

This means that Superman has loads of undeserved respect from the comics community. He's not a great hero. He's merely an invincible character who can fly. He's a cunt to people, for real, in the real comics. But it's far worse than that. Superman himself is a bad character and a bad person, but the people who own Superman are even worse people, and far worse than that, they are actual real life human people, not fictional characters.

He was STOLEN FROM HIS CREATORS who had to beg for continued work, working for peanuts, receiving no royalties. The comics company that owns Superman ripped off the creators and kept them from any amount of the money that made their company rich and world renown. There is not a single hint of morality in any part of Superman, not his character and not his existence as a corporate property.

And yet people still talk about Superman as if he was a hero worth paying attention to or respecting. A hero that was stolen, ripped off, derivative, they ripped off Superman so much in their own comics that they even lost the rights to their own ripoffs, they were so concerned with marketing and shilling the shit out of anything Superman that they could get. They made millions off of cheap dumb toys, movies, TV shows, cartoons.

And people SERIOUSLY think that Superman is a character that deserves even a shred of respect? It's like respecting a stolen car that's been driven into a wall, and respecting the thieves who did it. No one should respect Superman. Superman's creators died hating Superman because of how DC ripped them off, and they had the right idea. People who still read Superman comics and talk about Superman are empty and soulless, worse than spergers, though all of them are spergers anyway.

>>4355

There are two parts I liked about the movie:

1. Judge Bat

2. The Comedian gets killed on the sidewalk, during a night scene.

Reading the comments for the Prerec discussion of Batman v Superman (even though I knew I shouldn't) something really pops up.

Sperger retard capefags with shit taste REALLY REALLY REALLY hate Iron Man 3.

It's like the dumber a person is, the more they'll hate Iron Man 3. And it's not a coincidence that they will probably like Batman v Superman also. In fact, after all this dies down, I fully expect /co/ucks to say "you know, Batman v Superman wasn't really bad! What was so bad about it?" followed by tons of people replying saying "now that I think about it, nothing, it had all the things I want in a superhero movie!" which is exactly how Marvel and DC can just hire people like kate leth and etc and these stupid stereotypical comic book geeks will never be able to do anything about it except whine meekly but keep buying or at least reading this fanfic level dogshit. They're reading drawn fanfics, that's really all any comic books are, ESPECIALLY superhero comics. They're not even "good" fanfics (no such thing), they're Sonichu.

He punches Zod so hard it blows the building in half and it falls on top of children.

And the kill counter says "wubba lubba dub dub." Which if I remember correctly translates to "I am in great pain, please help me."