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Submitted this to tenk's porn tumblr.

>I've decided to prescribe you some medication that will hopefully stop you from being such a weeb.

>>3109

half a fucking meg. :(

watch what happens when I save as jpig.

I sent him that last night, today this is his stream post.

The smoking gun of tsunnery. Yes, he's still secretly in love with us.

Tenk continues to wish he was us.

Continued.

Screencapped these because he'll delete them in a few hours.

Unsurprisingly, doxy seems a little ass aggrieved about it too.

Just curious but to the people managing to find all our ancient forgotten posts, is there a way you'd be able to find all the tenk posts that he's liked/reblogged from us? Especially all shown together in a nice big collage?

It might ruin tenk's life.

>>lowest common denominator

>>focused on shiny coloring over actual structure or quality

pppft

I mean, ok, maybe that's fair? I do recall Doxy exploits a specific audience. After glancing at slugbox, well, I can't say it's for me. However, those illos do look more polished when compared against anything tonl's even done. I'm not too surprised that an audience would want to purchase eye candy that fits their fetish.

The few artists tonk has shit-talked, as he claims, is due to "stylistic" reasons. They also just so happen to be successful, prolific, and better than him in a similar market of weeb/smut. I wonder if there was some kind of coincidence? Does this map of sticky notes point to HOMOTIONAL JEALOUSY?? Probably!!!

At the end of the day tenigg isn't on a higher ground here of business practices, nor in artistic merit. He figured, after a few years, he could just overcharge people for shitty chicken scratch doodles. Plus, his lines aren't as strong (as his ego) even in his "higher quality" pieces, so I don't know how he's trying to bring shade on the figure construction of others. He should also be mindful about calling out others on laziness when his portfolio relies heavily on doodles, oh and there's that whole aborted comic tssssss…

He's a special kind of artist. An envious con-artist 8).

Going to hit tenk with one of these soon and then his asshole will really be hurting, and also he will be upset by this image macro.

He just doesn't even know how to react.

As his asshole rips.

Haha that dumb weeb posted this, probably didn't notice the secret message in the lower right of the image file.

He tries to cover his wound.

Somewhere, deep down inside in a place he's afraid to admit, he knows we were the best thing to ever happen to him.

Tenk didn't get the reference(!!!!!!!!!!), so he responded with a random meme.

Personally I don't think he has the balls to post this but let's find out. ^_^

Tenk's new patreon drawing… which was due in like December.

You will notice its generic aspects and shittiness come through quite clearly!

his latest cry for daddies cummies.

desperately smacks of "I can do better, like swc knows I can (because I suck so much PLZ SPNAK)"

His new rhk page actually isn't bad. Then again, maybe it's just because the animal monster looks better than his usual shit, revealing a secret affinity for fur on tenk's part.

I'd give him credit, but I just got a preview of Forge's cover for the Great American Werewolf Novel, and it blows this out of the water.

>>9

>But even if we lost EVERYTHING and our blog was deleted, I know for sure that one guy will never turn on us.

>one guy will never turn on us.

Though to be fair, it was because I told him that I wasn't going to get any more commissions from him. That and he still secretly is madly truly deeply in love with us, but it's so painful to him that he has to bury it and pretend he never felt that way in the first place.

I was aware that weebs are some of the most shallow people ever, I just wasn't completely aware that tenk was THAT MUCH of a weeb (I knew he was a weeb, but I didn't know he was full blown weeb).

When proven wrong, weebs reply with hostility mixed with random memes and accusations of "shitposting." When a weeb says someone is "shitposting," 99% of the time that means they just got proven wrong about something. When they start to meme, that is when they are hurting inside, because they can't think of anything else to say (because they are wrong).

Tenk hid that behavior well while our blog was around because he wanted to be us, but now that we're gone, it's out and loud and proud.

Tenk only liked One Punch Man because it was Japanese. If it were American, he would've ignored it. I know this for a fact, because there are a few American equivalents which Tenk was not familiar with and was not interested in (some that I would say are better than One Punch Man, but that's just my opinion). This is because Tenk is just an ordinary weeaboo. He had potential to be something more, under the tutelage of Papa SWC. But the spankings were too much for him, and too greatly tortured his boyhole and boysoul.

I like tenk's artstyle. I jerk off to his work more often than I do to doxy's.

BABY YOU'RE A WEEB FAG

BABY YOU'RE A WEEB FAG

BABY YOU'RE A WEEB FAG JEW

I sent another ask informing him that I was referring to the original version of the comic, as I've been reading it and I've gotten past the "regular" arcs, past the alien explosion, and King being a big wacky otaku video game nerd. After that, it drops a lot of the comedy and just turns into "we have bad guys attacking the city, gather the hero association, we will fight back," and then a lot of fights. It's not nearly as funny as the beginning arcs. It's kind of a natural result of a neophyte writer who really digs into their story, it starts off trying to be comedic, with whatever degrees of success at being funny, and then the longer it goes, the less funny it becomes, the more it focuses on its actual story. The exact thing happened to Sluggy Freelance and Sinfest. Not a judgment on any of these comics or in relation to One Punch Man, that's simply the natural tonal shift. But as a result, One Punch Man is not nearly as interesting to read, in any version. The same happened to the anime, but right off the bat, where great deals of episodes are padded with "new content" that is not even remotely comedic or even necessarily interesting.

Naturally Tenk doesn't realize this. He watches anime, what do you want from him, taste? Insight?

I told him that there's only one comic that he was ever introduced to that didn't cease being as funny after continuing on for many years, but because it wasn't Japanese, he wouldn't know what it was. He hasn't posted that ask. I think he might be embarrassed.

He did post it later, but he is a bit upset over my good natured ribbing! Maybe I said something that hit a nerve. He's not very good at taking teasing, it appears.

He doesn't like it when he's made fun of on his very obvious weak points. It's actually what happens to every weeb when you dig too deep into their shit tastes, they get way too defensive and try to engage in the high ground, sometimes. Other times, they'll say "okay so what if it's not good, it's just fun, why do you attack something that brings joy to others?" sometimes in that faggy kind of way, trying to deflect the "legitimate" aspect of legitimate criticism. They are extremely hypersensitive people, these weebs. Aside from watching dumb anime cartoons, it's their other most defining trait.

The sun? That's not really something tenk wants to join us in, no. ^_^

Some proof (not that it's even needed) of what I was saying to gay bitch about One Punch Man, how even the original comic just becomes boring and uninteresting after like chapter 50, unlike a few certain other comics that aren't Japanese. He may be a little weeb, but he is also a big girl, which is why he started to cry when accurately deconstructing his ordinary weeb personality. Weebs don't like their personalities deconstructed, because it always makes them look dumb. Basically, weebs without fail hit the alpha and gamma stages sometimes simultaneously. I'm embarrassed FOR him.

Unfortunately, tenk couldn't because he had to go to the hospital, it appears he came down with a debilitating case of cumgut. A muslim "migrant" pitched a grenade and it landed in tenk's asshole, doctors initially said the damage was catastrophic until they realized that the grenade actually didn't cause most of the damage seen.

Without Papa SWC around to make fun of him for it, he's now free to build his hugbox as he's always wanted.