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Kojima put a horse in the game because it was in Assassin's Creed which had the balls to take MGS's stealth and add actual innovation to the gameplay instead of adding wacky doodads like frogs and shit and other shit that had little to no effect on the overall game (killing and eating animals is fun in MGS3 sure but is it necessary? NOPE and anyone who tries to claim otherwise will be so verbally destroyed that they will be permanently embarrassed off the board, or they will go insane).

>>993

I think you mean they would feel ashamed of their words and deeds, actually.

>>991

Really, the silliness had been a part of the game since the very beginning, with the shifty jap-to-engrish translations of the character names, etc in Metal Gear. All that was lampshaded in Metal Gear Solid with the sometimes super-serious/sometimes "lol you've got a faggot animu weeb nerd who pisses himself for a sidekick". The plot for all of the MGS games has always been full on hardcore anime ridiculousness juxtaposed with gorey tactical espionage murder simulator juxtaposed with strong anti-war, nuclear disarmament message.

The games are constantly lampshading themselves. A good example is how the cardboard box just falls out of the sky onto the player when you equip it in MGS5, rather than having the implicitly infinite hammerspace inventory of the previous games.

I forgot the last thing I was gonna say. Oh yeah, about the "every mission is a movie with credits and Kojima's name and shit". I want to think that is Kojima/the production team making a joke about how short Ground Zeroes was, with how it rolled credits right when complete the main mission. Or how each of the previous James had become more and more cinematic, with extremely long cutscenes (although MGS5 has at least avoided the super long cutscenes as far as I've played it yet).

But that's just, like, my opinion, maaaan.

The alert music in Ground Zeroes is literally just the Dark Knight theme ripped off.

Huge spoilers in this video.

Shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, certainly wasn't to us, but Quiet's whole character is every bit as edgelord twiggy "feminist" heroine kicking behemoths through brick walls ridiculous horseshit from hollywood movies, also adding a lot of that exploitation movie brutality but taking it way too seriously which is a mistake Kojima always makes, like he sees a movie like From Dusk Till Dawn and takes it completely seriously, because the entire nation of Japan has asperger's. Added to which a lot of the over the top ridiculous directing flourishes and editing you'd see in the worst Zack Snyder films, or an average Michael Bay movie. So you get completely silly shit like this that you'd see in a PG13 movie but with massive brutality and rape and that kind of shit, but also of course a heavy dose of cunt flashes and objectification, so as the girl's getting raped you can see her tits bouncing or you can see the perfect outline of her cunt flaps, so you can still get some sexy tits and ass and pussy from this supposedly horrific rape scene.

It reminds me of Mike's description of the "strong female" character in hollywood movies where she's jumping through explosions and shit. They said that as a joke. Kojima did it in seriousness.

>>1030

wow… even the tranny chico rumor would have been better than that drek.

>>1030

>Absorbs nutrients through her skin

Oh, that's just a bukake joke waiting to happen

Quiet is The Chinless Wonder.

Clinical lack of chin.

There's a fight with teleporting supersoldiers later and they actually use the "bionic man" sound effect when they teleport. This is in a game where there's rapes and people coping with their dismembered limbs and being coated in blood. It's tonally equivalent to Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.

SE just got an S rank on a mission for going full combat and killing enemies super hard.

This was so needed and necessary to the mission ranking system and the game overall that I'm sure Kojima didn't come up with it, and in fact actively fought against it being in the game.

You don't know the awesomeness of a puppy's paw pads?

>>1081

To be fair, he should have see-through tights and a mankini too if they really want it to be equal.

>>1742

that's not what makes men attractive to women tho.

I was just thinking about how the early tomb raider games got no attention from women or feminists at first. it was entirely male desire for the female form and femininity in general that caused lara croft to become a world wide sex symbol. women just can't comprehend the very idea of sexual desire to begin with.

>>2318

it's like the old "joke" about the man store.