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File: 03811c1fa711ac5⋯.jpg (53.04 KB, 550x748, 25:34, 17.jpg)

 No.1039300

How can amazon stop niggers from stealing their drones?

 No.1039321

Why would they fly their drones to high risk areas?


 No.1039323

>>1039321

so their technology is literally useless for 90% of countries and places without white people?


 No.1039327

>>1039323

Currently, Amazon sells in 10 countries:

1. U.S.

2. Canada

3. UK

4. Germany

5. France

6. Italy

7. Spain

8. Japan

9. China

10 India

The company has its fulfillment centers in 13 countries:

1. U.S

2. Canada

3. Mexico

4. UK

5. Germany

6. France

7. Italy

8. Spain

9. Czech Republic

10. Poland

11. Japan

12. China

13. India

The company operates call centers in 5 countries:

1. UK

2. Germany

3. Ireland

4. Italy

5. Morocco


 No.1039329

>>1039300

Attach a GPS receiver to the drone. When a nigger shoots one down, they have to go retrieve it. You send police out to the location to apprehend them. High fidelity accelerometers could be used to detect where the gun that shot it was located, so that even if the nigger tries to run they'll still be caught.


 No.1039330

>>1039300

by not selling things to niggrish area or spread a cult like cargo cult so niggs will worship the drone instead.


 No.1039334

>>1039330

>on occasion, instead of delivering a package, a drone will bring a gift to an unsuspecting recipient.

>niggers on social media get excited at the prospect of getting free shit from above

>every time a drone passes overhead, they get excited and post pictures on social media

>a nigger that shoots down a drone becomes seen as evil

I like it.


 No.1039335


 No.1039338

>>1039334

>>1039330

This is quite easily one of the best ideas /tech/ has ever had.


 No.1039357

>>1039329

>tries

Escaping the consequences of being a nigger is what nigger physiology is optimized for. There is no 'try' about it; the nigger will run.


 No.1039740

File: ec7ced06125b3c6⋯.jpg (18.37 KB, 241x255, 241:255, 1468551105497.jpg)

>>1039334

reality

>niggers learn that drones deliever free shit like nike sneakers or rims

>they shoot them down every chance they get because nigs gonna nig


 No.1039741

>>1039300

Fly a shit ton of drones and load most with paternity test results.


 No.1039754

By deploying Amazon nigger killing drones (ANKD).


 No.1039755

>>1039334

People should make this

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

but instead of glitter put in nerve gas

or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_7oZ-_X7dw

but instead of a blank it's real

and strap them to drones

>steal drone

>get a free active landmine


 No.1039771

>>1039300

By shooting any nigger within a range


 No.1039773

>>1039329

>Police have to go after each deliveries

It's like having a private army paid by public funds, instead of paying an actual delivery person.


 No.1039802

>>1039740

>identify wrong doers

>spread locust swarm around his house

>nigg community believed it as a sign of punishment from God and will snitch out other niggs for free.


 No.1039820

they dont have gps jamming drones that fly up to the other drone and jam it, but us white men can and could set up nets drop. guns are loud and dangerous to people so police will react fast. but one of amazons drones losing signal and falling down doesn't really matter to the common police department that much.


 No.1039834

How do we stop Nazis mutts from blaming all their failures on black people?


 No.1039956

Label 'Work Boots' on the package


 No.1039975

>>1039956

But isn't that what "Timbs" are?


 No.1040057

File: 92bdba119772a6e⋯.png (5.33 KB, 239x90, 239:90, ClipboardImage.png)

>How to stop niggers from stealing

is an age old question, one that the most advanced civilizations have never been able to solve, over thousands of years. It's easier to go to the moon than to make niggers stop stealing.


 No.1040064

The same way we stop people from stealing from other people's mailboxes.


 No.1040068

>>1040064

It's ok anon you can say nigger here


 No.1040075

>>1039300

>How can amazon stop niggers from stealing their drones?

>Suggest ways kikes can continue to steal while stopping others from doing the same?

No.

Although some say culling both would solve the problem.


 No.1040986

Just load up a copy of Google images AI into the drone's camera. If an approaching form registers as 'Gorilla' with better than 95% accuracy, then just charge up the onboard taser. Simple.


 No.1040992

>>1039329

>this fairytale bullshit


 No.1041134

Who is this semen demon?

>How can amazon stop niggers from stealing their drones?

They're a reasonably intelligent company. They keep stats on each area and if a lot of packages start to go missing they simply stop delivering without a signature. It comes down to finding the sweet spot between inconveniencing customers and eating losses from stolen shit. Not hard to find when you're a trillion dollar company.


 No.1041182

coat it with cyanide, golden poison arrow, or xylaria polymorpha.




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