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File: 1455387941074.webm (1.02 MB, 720x360, 2:1, 1446274635988.webm)

 No.521066

/tech/ webm thread

 No.521072

File: 1455388403328.webm (5.71 MB, 640x360, 16:9, IBM WatchPad.webm)

>>521066

>LXTerminal

>cmatrix

everytime


 No.521078

File: 1455388811461.webm (3.99 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, apple vs communism.webm)


 No.521081

File: 1455388947043.webm (2.93 MB, 640x360, 16:9, cnn is retards.webm)


 No.521084

File: 1455389039796.webm (3.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, doom on dot matrix.webm)


 No.521085

File: 1455389091568.webm (4.79 MB, 480x360, 4:3, floppy diskette.webm)


 No.521086

File: 1455389114817.webm (2.07 MB, 480x360, 4:3, fork bomb.webm)


 No.521087

File: 1455389137473.webm (1.72 MB, 480x360, 4:3, friction welding.webm)


 No.521088

File: 1455389275535.webm (7.71 MB, 540x360, 3:2, hard disk vs muffin monst….webm)

i want this job


 No.521089

File: 1455389353931.webm (3.73 MB, 480x360, 4:3, hardware porn.webm)


 No.521091

File: 1455389453246.webm (5.66 MB, 640x360, 16:9, haskell.webm)


 No.521092

File: 1455389484265.mp4 (1.01 MB, 480x480, 1:1, hax.mp4)


 No.521093

File: 1455389551978.webm (7.23 MB, 640x352, 20:11, history of pc sound.webm)


 No.521094

File: 1455389629497.webm (7.19 MB, 500x281, 500:281, house of the rising hardw….webm)


 No.521168

>>521086

Sauce?!


 No.522872

>>521168

Here's the music, but I don't know the source of the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvlOtoIX9tU


 No.522877

File: 1455568839620.webm (7.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bleepboop wizard.webm)


 No.522880

File: 1455568985964.webm (7.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, java forever.webm)


 No.522881

File: 1455569008820.webm (294.17 KB, 480x360, 4:3, jpg artifacts lol.webm)


 No.522884

File: 1455569212923.webm (7.42 MB, 640x360, 16:9, leet haxxor.webm)


 No.522885

File: 1455569246252.webm (391.8 KB, 320x240, 4:3, lock the taskbar.webm)


 No.522886

File: 1455569366855.webm (4.77 MB, 640x480, 4:3, box.webm)


 No.522889

File: 1455569538460.webm (7.99 MB, 416x234, 16:9, master electrician.webm)


 No.522891

File: 1455569666677.webm (4.08 MB, 640x360, 16:9, mlg apple.webm)

Am I the only one in this thread?


 No.522893

File: 1455569773086.webm (2.11 MB, 768x480, 8:5, oculus.webm)


 No.522895

File: 1455569947433.webm (5.1 MB, 512x288, 16:9, OOBANTOOOOOOO.webm)


 No.522898

File: 1455570342752.webm (7.64 MB, 640x360, 16:9, preflight.webm)


 No.522899

File: 1455570384321.webm (481.85 KB, 238x134, 119:67, puncture battely.webm)


 No.522902

File: 1455570519018.webm (4.09 MB, 480x360, 4:3, self dosing dumbass.webm)


 No.522905

File: 1455570639787.webm (2.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, shuttle launch.webm)


 No.522906

File: 1455570719074.webm (1.68 MB, 320x240, 4:3, skynet's latest terminato….webm)


 No.522908

File: 1455570915441.webm (6.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sorting algorithms.webm)


 No.522915

>>522872

Thank you based anon


 No.522916

File: 1455571613107.webm (6.7 MB, 1067x600, 1067:600, >using_nonfree_software.webm)


 No.522921

>>522908

That's awesome.

>>522902

Jesus christ, be careful.


 No.522931

>>522889

Please tell me that wasn't acting.


 No.522932

File: 1455572852109.webm (3.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, How to make an Electric G….webm)

>>522889

kek, source for this guy?


 No.522937

>>521072

the fuck?


 No.522938

>>522937

Wait, ^ this was meant for >>522902


 No.522940


 No.522952

File: 1455574946461.webm (3.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, sorting algorithms 2.webm)

>>522921

Just got back from the store, here's another.


 No.522955

File: 1455575246386.png (213.06 KB, 500x300, 5:3, Nigga you fo real.png)

>>521081

I can't believe this was actually real. I always thought it was a joke. I haven't seen it until now.


 No.522957

File: 1455575263415.webm (7.37 MB, 640x360, 16:9, the javatar.webm)


 No.522961

File: 1455575445639.webm (7.74 MB, 322x240, 161:120, trash grinder.webm)


 No.522963

File: 1455575460942.png (1.05 MB, 1110x1018, 555:509, sad shaggy.png)

>>521088

>all those wasted hard disks


 No.522964

>>522902

whats happening here?


 No.522966

File: 1455575518169.webm (7.39 MB, 322x240, 161:120, trash grinder 2.webm)


 No.522967

>>522964

>>522938

It seems that he built an x-ray emitter out of a CRT and is testing it with a dosimeter


 No.522968

>>522902

>>522938

>>522964

A retard giving himself radiation poisoning


 No.522970

File: 1455575670606.webm (6.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tank! floppy.webm)


 No.522972

File: 1455575725563.webm (2.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, thermal paste.webm)

sorry for nosound


 No.522973

File: 1455575755019.webm (2.84 MB, 852x480, 71:40, watch gears.webm)


 No.522975

>>522908

I loved this, thank you anon


 No.522976

File: 1455575879044.webm (2.32 MB, 360x640, 9:16, windows phone.webm)


 No.522977

File: 1455575878555.webm (3.68 MB, 480x272, 30:17, win10 force update.webm)


 No.522978


 No.522979

File: 1455575956929.webm (4.03 MB, 640x360, 16:9, winzip.webm)

>>522975

no problem brah


 No.522980

File: 1455576083877.webm (217.5 KB, 360x360, 1:1, windows security.webm)

and i'm spent.


 No.522983

>>522963

don't worry they're worthless


 No.522985

File: 1455576483783.webm (4.32 MB, 640x360, 16:9, welcome to life.webm)


 No.522986

File: 1455576557004.webm (279.45 KB, 640x480, 4:3, What the fuck are you doi….webm)


 No.522990

>>522985

This is a world without free software


 No.522995

File: 1455576983257.webm (3.2 MB, 426x240, 71:40, mgs2 ending.webm)


 No.522999

File: 1455577143433.webm (729.04 KB, 640x360, 16:9, open your eyes.webm)


 No.523028

File: 1455579187305.webm (341.17 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1446678281752.webm)


 No.523030

File: 1455579258131.webm (4.89 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1446448543096.webm)


 No.523036

File: 1455579388363.mp4 (7.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1446891674138.mp4)


 No.523044

File: 1455579980307.webm (1.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1435853598385.webm)


 No.523049

>>522968

Hes russian, hes already poisoned in some manner or another.


 No.523054

File: 1455580493093.webm (7.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1444415028423.webm)


 No.523059

File: 1455580665461.webm (7.55 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1444601448431.webm)


 No.523063

File: 1455580781803.webm (3.5 MB, 608x256, 19:8, 1445689992679.webm)


 No.523068

File: 1455581232133.webm (5.92 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1435206766104.webm)


 No.523075

File: 1455581496752.webm (7.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, using windows in a nutshe….webm)


 No.523076

File: 1455581644061.webm (7.95 MB, 720x480, 3:2, computer skills.webm)

>>522902

Wish I could read the story behind this.

>>522908

>>522952

Fucking awesome. How did you find out about this website, and are there many others like it? There are so many cool as fuck websites online that interested parties just don't know about.


 No.523077

File: 1455581684802.webm (1.1 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1445779650852.webm)


 No.523079

>>523063

what movie is this


 No.523082

>>523079

I believe it's taken from a shitty movie called "The Core". The only reason the scene exists is to show that the guy is a haxxor, and he never does anything like that again in the film.


 No.523088

File: 1455582654795.webm (3.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1452129811705.webm)

Contribooten


 No.523100

>>523076

Regarding the sorting algos, I'm not the original encoder. I don't remember where I found them but they ARE awesome so I saved them. Regarding the dude who probably definitely gave himself a dose way greater than common safety standards suggest, I'm at a loss too. I'd love to find the source for that as well. Fun fact: when the dosimeter starts talking (and my Russian is VERY bad), it says something ..."dozeh"... (dose?), "vosyem dyesyat dva" (82), "apasna" (DANGER). So this device is basically saying STOP YOU ARE GOING TO GET CANCER.


 No.523121

>>522995

Sounds fucked on that one, Too quiet.


 No.523172

>>522972

NO

STOP

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT


 No.523177

>>522902

Cool clock, Ahmed


 No.523181

>>522877

Is there more? This was fantastic.


 No.523512

>>523063

Does anyone have the unedited version of this?


 No.523519

>>522902

We should put shitposters in a room with this thing on nonstop and give them a taste of their own medicine


 No.523535

>>522957

Do Java fags actually think society will collapse without their garbage infecting every system?


 No.523677

>>521081

>the hacker known as 4 Chan

everytime


 No.523756

>>521078

What a waste..

That was perfectly good vodka.


 No.523783

>>522902

>>522921

>>522937

>>522938

>>522968

>>523076

>>523177

>>523519

I think he's actually spoofing some sort of emergency radio frequency. I doubt he's emitting radiation, unless Russian power supplies are drastically different for whatever reason.


 No.524132

>>523181

Video was made by Deadmau5 I think.


 No.524174

>>522880

amazing


 No.524178

>>522895

papa bless


 No.524190

>>523068

Anyone got sauce on music?


 No.524197

File: 1455712585941.webm (678.25 KB, 480x304, 30:19, rms_1427513116967.webm)


 No.524201

>>523783

>beta particles are just free electrons

>high voltage shit going on with that valve

>know that ionizers pop off electrons through high voltage

It's possible.


 No.524221

File: 1455714670129.webm (7.56 MB, 862x646, 431:323, 1440811680389.webm)


 No.524223

>>521084

HNNNNG

just missing the bass otherwise that is fucking awesome


 No.524227

File: 1455715383032.webm (216.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1445094794036.webm)


 No.524230

File: 1455715687774.webm (5.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1445792259463.webm)


 No.524238

File: 1455716600391.webm (5.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, uhbonntoo.webm)


 No.524240

File: 1455716635258.mp4 (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1443317212215.mp4)


 No.524241


 No.524256

File: 1455718821823.webm (3.29 MB, 550x309, 550:309, LimitlessHacking_550k_550….webm)


 No.524260

File: 1455718942041.webm (1.22 MB, 888x500, 222:125, CodeWarriorLQ.webm)


 No.524261

>>522884

Is that the fucking song that was cut from Hotline Miami 2?


 No.524262

File: 1455719048798.webm (1.81 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, SPthanksComputer_950k_128….webm)


 No.524263

>>524260

Man, season 2 was so shit that I didn't even watch the finale. Aside from Cameron being a bitch all the time, season 1 was pretty good.


 No.524265

File: 1455719106731.webm (2.63 MB, 640x352, 20:11, infinitetechwizard.webm)


 No.524266

File: 1455719256746.webm (1.73 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, HaltAndCatchFireS2intro.webm)

>>524263

it seems the only guy that is making progress, is the manager guy who burned all those computers...

do agree, Cameron was pretty bad that season - even had her company saved by a true beta


 No.524543

>>524238

>problems with laptop

>calls local news station


 No.524584

>>524265

The storm is the TPP


 No.524587

>>524256

source on this?


 No.524597

>>523100

literally "sorting algorithms youtube"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg


 No.524878

File: 1455773615750.webm (1001.7 KB, 500x280, 25:14, 1445193831695.webm)


 No.524881

File: 1455773734668.webm (3.75 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1444496236562.webm)


 No.524882

File: 1455773884887.webm (6.99 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1444244131109.webm)


 No.524961

>>521072

>Smart watch.

Nope it and all of it;s kind can go fuck off.


 No.524996

File: 1455787547277.webm (1.45 MB, 1080x606, 180:101, 1449605580862-tech.webm)


 No.524998

File: 1455787673325.webm (7.95 MB, 696x470, 348:235, 1440810463304-tech.webm)


 No.525003

File: 1455787982365.webm (6.26 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1440809653599-tech.webm)


 No.525004

File: 1455788031862-0.webm (2.78 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1440809513558-tech.webm)

File: 1455788031863-1.webm (460.59 KB, 720x404, 180:101, 1440866158627-tech.webm)


 No.525006

File: 1455788323801-0.webm (6.73 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1440814615057-tech.webm)

File: 1455788323802-1.webm (216.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1440866327657-tech.webm)


 No.525011

File: 1455788729458.webm (6.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1440818680927-tech.webm)

>>524882

Post more please.


 No.525012

File: 1455788753198-0.webm (1.4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1441222439180-tech.webm)

File: 1455788753198-1.webm (1.86 MB, 654x480, 109:80, 1441457734830-tech.webm)


 No.525017

File: 1455789185484-0.png (226.33 KB, 1599x1329, 533:443, 2016-02-18-224949_2560x144….png)

File: 1455789185485-1.png (224.3 KB, 1609x1327, 1609:1327, 2016-02-18-225004_2560x144….png)

I've got more that I can upload.


 No.525018

File: 1455789259730.webm (4.33 MB, 610x360, 61:36, sFTP server setup-qgk39oB….webm)

One more.

mabye


 No.525033

File: 1455793309287-0.webm (2.47 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Motorised strandbeest wit….webm)

File: 1455793309288-1.webm (4.44 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Ken Thompson and Dennis R….webm)


 No.525112

>>524221

That meme loving fuck.


 No.525162

>>524881

Why must Ballmer use his power for evil?


 No.525178

>>523076

>actual 90's A E S T H E T I C rice

Golden Boy is going to be like Chaucer for the 2100 crowd.


 No.525328

>>523075

>LibreOffice

>crack


 No.525457

File: 1455825290218-0.webm (1.59 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_1.webm)

File: 1455825290218-1.webm (1.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_2.webm)

File: 1455825290218-2.webm (1.8 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_3.webm)

gonna dump some leet haxers

might post something that's already in the thread maybe, so sorry if I do.


 No.525458

File: 1455825357453-0.webm (593.94 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1337_h4x0r_4.webm)

File: 1455825357453-1.webm (1.42 MB, 480x272, 30:17, 1337_h4x0r_5.webm)

>>525457

my full collection


 No.525459

File: 1455825562253.mp4 (7.65 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_6.mp4)

>>525458

HW plz why is it so hard to upload tens of megabytes of films at once?


 No.525461

File: 1455825638106.mp4 (3.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_7.mp4)

>>525459

alright I'll do them one per post, but only because you insist, vichan...


 No.525463

File: 1455825777434.webm (2.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1337_h4x0r_9_india-editio….webm)

>>525461

>when the size of number 8 is slightly bigger than the max size


 No.525467

File: 1455825950505.png (125.34 KB, 800x1049, 800:1049, 1337_h4x0r_pic_hacking_dat….png)

>>525463

https://a.cocaine.ninja/ojojso.mp4

okay here is the slightly too big one ^^

and after this pic, it's all i've got.


 No.525500

>>523076

>>524221

Sauce for these?


 No.525514

File: 1455828811895.webm (530.93 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Visual_Basic.webm)

>1337 haxxing

>Not using Visual Basic to track an IP address


 No.525523

File: 1455829152850.webm (6.65 MB, 854x480, 427:240, IRC.webm)

More from the world of TV. Hotwheels better watch out, they are going to find your location thourgh IRC.


 No.525525

File: 1455829260571.webm (773.68 KB, 640x480, 4:3, So I see you're running G….webm)

Why I'm even running Linux?


 No.525526

>>525514

A GOOEY INTERFACE TO TRACK IP ADRESSESSSSSS


 No.525535

>>525523

<spoiler>That "can we get a screenshot?" at the end.</spoiler>


 No.525541

File: 1455829838365.webm (7.75 MB, 352x262, 176:131, 90s_shitposting.webm)

Don't install lunix.


 No.525547

File: 1455829995918.webm (3.46 MB, 640x480, 4:3, We_are_getting_hacked.webm)

Remember, 2 people at the same keyboard can hack faster.


 No.525552

File: 1455830340039.jpg (20.4 KB, 393x259, 393:259, ewttyhehyerhy.jpg)

>>525547

Only true hackers have a keybind to switch between keybinds, including 2-person-1-keyboard layouts.


 No.525558

File: 1455830701769.webm (3.01 MB, 320x240, 4:3, enhance.webm)

I wonder if this kind of enhancement is possible with gimp.


 No.525573

>>525541

the nostalgia makes me weep


 No.525576

>>525558

I imagine a scene like that being like zooming in in google maps

only with bullshit unreal level high res cameras that nobody would ever use in 100 years for security


 No.525601

>>525003

>tfw you remember The Onion is dead

It hurts


 No.525623

>>521066

what's the song name?


 No.525636


 No.525644

IP cam vids are fucking gold

https://a.cocaine.ninja/zipnlb.webm


 No.525670

File: 1455835949137.webm (7.9 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, babby-goes-fast.webm)

>>525644

dubs of truth


 No.525681

File: 1455836699384-0.webm (1.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, PC Gamer - PC Does What!-….webm)

File: 1455836699417-1.webm (1.06 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Poolside - PC Does What!-….webm)

File: 1455836700416-2.webm (2.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Chopper - PC Does What!-s….webm)

PC does what no PC has done before! Does yours?


 No.525695

File: 1455837751803.webm (2.82 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1425329748956.webm)


 No.525699

File: 1455838147066.webm (717.19 KB, 640x358, 320:179, 1447798058637.webm)


 No.525703

>>525670

Did they hack the cam?


 No.525704


 No.525709

>>525703

>>525704

"hack"

It was an unprotected IP cam from Shodan


 No.525711

>>525709

>look at you hacker


 No.525713

>>525704

>>525709

Why can the cams play music?


 No.525725

>>525713

Some IP cams like this one >>525644 have speakers


 No.525735

>>525670

top fucking kek


 No.525808

>>522931

He's an experienced electrical engineer.


 No.525863

File: 1455855530936.webm (7.95 MB, 640x480, 4:3, YOLD.webm)


 No.525883

File: 1455858037073.webm (1.23 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1443280071009.webm)

>>525863

>That ending

I will never understand anime


 No.525927

>>525558

>resolution isn't very good

Yeah. It's only good enough to make out every detail on her eye on a shitty security camera.


 No.525935

File: 1455866051569.webm (493.34 KB, 720x404, 180:101, 1337 proxies.webm)


 No.525937

>>525935

Source is S01EP10 of Mr. Robot


 No.525973

>>522916

can I get a source on this?


 No.525979

>>525973

In a windows 10 thread about some time last year.


 No.525981

>>525979

do we even have archive?


 No.525997

>>525981

Nope.

See >>>/metatech/ `s FAQ for more details.

By source I thought you meant first seen.

If I renember correctly the post was just explaning that screenshot`s of your desktop are sent to Microsoft.


 No.525999

>>525997

so screenshots you take not ones that microsoft takes?


 No.526001

>>525997

>>525979

>>525973

It was the public beta test of Windows 10 that did that, AFAIK the official release isn't that blunt. Its still a major security and freedom risk to use Windows 10 though


 No.526004

>>525883

Its incredible scenes like this that will forever make the Simpsons the greatest cartoon of all time, the comedy comes from both Homer being confused and the fact Comic Book Guy/Jeff Albertson isn't using Hollywood technobabble but is also explaining things in a hilariously overcomplicated way


 No.526025

File: 1455878059633-0.webm (1.11 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Room Service - PC Does Wh….webm)

File: 1455878059633-1.webm (1.12 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Trampoline - PC Does What….webm)


 No.526063

>>521078

Did he expect alcohol to have any effect on electronics?


 No.526078

>>525883

>this retarded comment


 No.526115

>>525573

All this time, I thought things would get better and better with faster processors, newer hardware, prettier software. I was wrong. Nothing will ever replicate computing in the late 90s.


 No.526140

>>525011

Cringy as shit.


 No.526146

>>526063

I was about to make a snide comment about vodka not being 100% alcohol and having water in it too, but then I realized that any water they use is going to be distilled.


 No.526148

>>521078

What a waste of good vodka!


 No.526607

File: 1455931794771.webm (7.51 MB, 720x404, 180:101, Nathan for You S02E02.webm)


 No.526633

File: 1455935128091.webm (7.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1446038935032.webm)

>Making a negative political comment in the future


 No.526642

File: 1455936090136.png (354.64 KB, 500x560, 25:28, doc looooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU….png)

>>524260

>c++ on c64

>phosphorus monochrome display

now what is this here


 No.526648

>>524265

what movie?


 No.526690

File: 1455940622461.webm (129.23 KB, 1280x608, 40:19, utopia.webm)


 No.526710

>>525695

literal toaster


 No.526808

>>526690

sauce?

>>526648

babalon 5


 No.526960

File: 1455963997948.png (49.77 KB, 153x183, 51:61, nathan.png)


 No.526987

File: 1455967151665.webm (1.64 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Windows 10.webm)


 No.526988

>>526808

>utopia.webm

>SAUCE

>SAUCE

>SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SAUCE

>PLEASE SAUCE


 No.527006

>>524132

>made by Deadmau5

>made

>not staged


 No.527009

>>522916

Do those settings even make a difference?

Or microsoft takes a shit on them and still takes your shit?


 No.527014

>>526607

>Diamond Jim

fuck yes

>>526633

Brazil is the shit


 No.527035

>>527009

>

>Do those settings even make a difference?

>Or microsoft takes a shit on them and still takes your shit?

With the non free software you can never ever ve shure.

>>526988

Check >>>/r/ sticky for tools to do your fucking self or go bug them 5,000,000 times untill some one answers just to get fove seconds of peace.

>Getting so worked up about a five second clip.

Please seek help, it will a dam good idea for all involved.


 No.527048

>>526633

Remember when the swating over bullshit was science fiction?


 No.527054

>>525670

Sanic traumatizes another kid for life


 No.527059

>>525541

>90s

>LCDs all over

This is from the early 2000s nigga


 No.527061

>>525514

>>525523

How didn't anyone working at the FX area told them how stupid this shit was?


 No.527072

>>524260

>early 80s

>commodore64

>c++

What the fug?


 No.527104

File: 1455983420932.webm (4.22 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Install Gentoo.webm)

>>522932

RIP his monitor


 No.527140

>>526988

anon I assumed it was a satire name


 No.527180

>>522932

old, fake and gay


 No.527360

>>526607

I don't remember this at all after having watched all of Nathan For You, maybe I actually missed the ep. It looks like a good one.


 No.527365

>>525004

that Oppenheimer bit always give me chills


 No.527426

File: 1456010263695.webm (2.8 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1444684541758.webm)


 No.527438

File: 1456010855674.webm (2.45 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1443032659997.webm)

"I have never installed Ganoo slash Linucks"


 No.527469

>>525541

>tech gril trying to push her feminist opinions near the end

of course


 No.527480

File: 1456013422712.webm (7.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, quake-on-an-oscilloscope-….webm)

>>523054

I'll do you one better.


 No.527629

>>527480

This is fantastic


 No.527763

>>527426

source?


 No.527765

>>527480

AFAIR, Quake used quads for map geometry and models. They should have used that data for flats instead of OpenGL triangulation.


 No.527774

File: 1456046469078.png (26.58 KB, 120x196, 30:49, 1328036157357.png)

>>525935

I find it funny how James Bond got technical stuff more accurately than this show.

Except for a "spike", still don't know what the fuck that is.


 No.527792

>>527774

>

>I find it funny how James Bond got technical stuff more accurately than this show.

Shouldn`t be a surprise when the James Bond film`s are designed to more realistic.

>Except for a "spike", still don't know what the

>fuck that is.

If memory serves this to do with the car.

So it almost certain that a “spike” is the movie`s name for a knecaper whcih is used to puncture tires.


 No.527846

File: 1456060543168-0.jpg (385.68 KB, 1500x1004, 375:251, original.jpg)

File: 1456060543168-1.jpg (127.28 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, raduga704_3.jpg)

>>523783

That's a high voltage rectifier tube, or kenotron. At around 30 kV, its anode braking radiation starts to contain soft X-rays (in total, dozens of watts can be lost on byproducts of operation, mostly on heating). As you can guess, the same kind of tube that is optimized for X-ray generation is called an X-ray tube.

Most Soviet CRT TVs before 80s had one such kenotron that emitted X-rays or would emit them after degradation (ba…) at least partially shielded with metal case (…dum…) with big holes to let hot air out (…tss). Those TVs used about 300 W of power and could easily overheat and catch fire. Today, these tubes are mostly used as an amateur X-ray generators.

Author posted about that device here:

http://forum.rhbz.org/topic.php?forum=6&topic=28

Dosimeter reads 7.5 mSv/h in the closest position, that's around 2 μSv dose for one minute of video, less than a partial X-ray scan and much less than a single plane flight. The problem is that dosimeter might be less sensitive to soft X-rays than to hard X-rays and gamma radiation it should detect.


 No.527847

File: 1456060688385-0.jpg (30.13 KB, 604x453, 4:3, xv-BSICcVHo.jpg)

File: 1456060688385-1.jpg (28.2 KB, 558x660, 93:110, y_6f26d3ac.jpg)

File: 1456060688385-2.jpg (41.82 KB, 653x750, 653:750, y_8b9c997a.jpg)

>>527846

However, this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx7sQ8OvIiY

got in the news around the beginning of 2009 when he, being 13 or 14, bought an X-ray tube for industrial radiography, made some experiments, and a week later had to be treated at radiology clinic when his index finger lost movement and started blistering. They estimated that his finger got at least 20 Sv.


 No.527853

>>527846

What the fuck is that guy on the left doing and why is there a lightbulb in that power supply.


 No.527890

>>527853

Plugging it into the parallel port obviously.


 No.527906

>>527792

Nah, a spike was something that Boris was using to interrupt transmissions.


 No.527986

>>522985

It's funny that this is narrated by SJW windowsfag. What an irony.


 No.528049

File: 1456080456271.webm (7.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, idiot gets windows 10 and….webm)

post the video hotwheels


 No.528121

File: 1456084196889-0.webm (5.12 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Stallman_meltdown.webm)

File: 1456084196901-1.webm (1.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Time2Stop.webm)

>>523075

>being a retard that pirates software with no protection in a nutshell

Fixed your title, schlmo.

>>525459

Endchan allows 250MB per post. :^)

>>525547

Still better than "write a GUI in visual basic to track IP addresses".

>>525699

>butthurt

It's trying to teach the plebs that only know their shitphones and faggy tablets that actual computers do things.


 No.528158

File: 1456086692211.jpg (49.54 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1446238270020.jpg)

>>528121

>It's trying to teach the plebs that only know their shitphones and faggy tablets that actual computers do things.

>Play music though computer

PEE CEE DUS WHUT?

>Bend screen backwards

PEE CEE DUS WHUUUUT?

>Litteraly just play a game

PEE CEE DUZZZ WHUUUUUUT?


 No.528358

>>528158

top jej, made my day


 No.528400

>>527846

Thank you, mein neger


 No.528905

File: 1456168307426.gif (1.63 MB, 295x254, 295:254, 1430578846265.gif)


 No.529164

File: 1456198670619.webm (3.2 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1444455028310.webm)


 No.529188

>>521078

Literally pouring valuable vodka on poop.


 No.529218

>>528121

What's the context of that spergout by Stallman?


 No.529220

>>529218

At the beginning he asked if they wanted him to speak English or Spanish (This is in Brazil) and they told him English. Half way though he was told that most of the crowd didn't speak English and he lost his shit because he just wasted all that time


 No.529281

>>527438

To be fair it is very probable that you too have never installed gnu/linux. Even I myself rely on and installer that somebody else wrote.


 No.529882

File: 1456288854110.webm (5.38 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1444453147307.webm)


 No.529927

>>522880

Through SOAP


 No.529932

>>528158

So? What's your idea, autist?

>Post dank meme on /tech/

PEE CEE DUS WHUT?

>Spend >9000 hours compiling linux

PEE CEE DUS WHUT?

>Rice the shit out of DE

PEE CEE DUS WHUT?


 No.529933

>>522931

>>525808

Like the other anon said he is experienced he does all those errors for two reason:

-The comedy

-To show people what happens when you do shit so they would not do the same shit and hurt themselves


 No.529934

>>525547

Is this joke? Are murrikan crimefighters like this?


 No.529963

>>523036

Source?


 No.529974

File: 1456303256946.webm (2.96 MB, 850x434, 425:217, facerig.webm)

>>529963

>tomoko


 No.529976

>>522972

Damn, this hurts to watch. Thermal paste is definitely the most confusing, stress-inducing, easy-to-fuck up step in any PC build.


 No.530008

File: 1456311074195.jpg (279.1 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, greatshame.jpg)

>>529220

That just got me wondering if there's any videos of Theo de Raadt going on a rampage, or if it's only in mailing lists, because some of those are golden.

>>529974

Too bad it doesn't include the bit after.


 No.530013

>>522972

Did the motherboard survive?


 No.530408

>>529932

Or just not have such a retarded idea in the first place. Why do they even need stupid people saying that about PCs doing simple things at all?


 No.530906

>>530013

Probably. I've seen some mobos take some shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWVqHE0OX0


 No.530938

>>522985

>Terms and conditions

>reads

Reject

Am I dead now ?


 No.530941

>>522963

normaly for recycling you need to separate every component


 No.530949

>>527847

what could possibly go wrong by putting your finger IN FRONT of Xrays


 No.530955

>>527469

the funny thing about that is that she clearly doesn't know what is bonzi buddy


 No.530961

>>526633

what ?


 No.531241

File: 1456425986190.mp4 (1.6 MB, 326x194, 163:97, EXPERIENCE.mp4)


 No.531408

>>522877

castlevania

GLORIOUS


 No.531410

>>522977

MEIN SIDES


 No.531421

>>525011

just wow


 No.531429

>>523068

is this some wpa cracking without bruteforce?


 No.531461

File: 1456445797574.webm (5.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, runsonunix.webm)

Can't really recommend the show thoughf


 No.531495


 No.531773

>>531461

i bet they also had to pay...


 No.531865

>>530949

If Roentgen did experiments with a fluorescent screen (using short flashes and primitive devices), why can't someone just use a modern equipment?


 No.531974

>>521088

I don't mind throwing away drive but throwing away caddies is pure evil


 No.532950

>>521078

song plz


 No.532972

>>529281

Is that what you think he meant with that? Ahaha, wow.


 No.533193

>>531241

it just hurts to watch


 No.533195

>>531974

Wait until you see the guy who disposes of them by firing random shit at them with a shotgun.


 No.533272


 No.533367

>>524587

It's from the series called Limitless


 No.533466

File: 1456689774315-0.webm (2.37 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Hacking the internet.webm)

File: 1456689774316-1.webm (3.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Linux eXPerience.webm)


 No.533753

>>531429

I thought it was using the WPS vulnerability, but the video goes out of the way to highlight that the WPS Locked field says 'no'.

Regardless, reaver seems to try using a WPS PIN, so I guess it cracked it fast as hell because of the WPS vulnerability.


 No.534102

>>522972

Surprised no one knows this video here's the source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyoJtv9Cx0


 No.534225

>>522889

Who the fuck is this guy? Someone give me hug or a fucking kick


 No.534253

>>522985

This actually kind of a downer


 No.534339

File: 1456803921107.jpg (15.47 KB, 400x277, 400:277, powerc.jpg)

>>526642

>>527072

It's C not C++ you retards


 No.534593

>>526025

Hahaha, they must be desperate.


 No.534605

>>534593

Intel is pretty desperate to teach people that Windows tablets are as good as Android/iPad tablets, because they're not earning any revenue from the latter since they all use some form of ARM.


 No.534618

>>534605

I think they're missing the point entirely.

MS has the Surface, which is their own (i.e. not something sold by any other manufacturer), and well, it doesn't works like Windows on a PC.

Daily computing needs can be mostly done with tablets. Heck, my brother is keeping track of his stock with Excel on his iPad.

Whatever happened to Intel Atom, Edison & Galileo.

Basically, their time is due since ARM, Google & Apple disrupted the market. The only reason why one would want a PC is because they need to spend long hours typing or need to do something specific (CAD/Editing/Coding/Gaming). The world moved on they got left behind.

Back to the campaign, targeted at idiots, it doesn't really tells my why I should buy a "PC". I mean, there's not even a comparison against other products to show how's PCs are superior. Like what the fuck are they even doing with them?


 No.534831

>>527061

Those people tend to be fired quickly. Dumbshits in charge don't cotton to having their stupidity underlined.


 No.534917

>>525547

>I did

>Dude you unplugged our computer, the servers are not even here.


 No.534968

File: 1456885395625.webm (2.1 MB, 480x360, 4:3, ah.webm)

>>529934

>>529934

no, NCIS is a joke just like every other crime show


 No.534989

File: 1456887431423.webm (6.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, do you like the kkk.webm)


 No.534995

File: 1456887809835.webm (6.35 MB, 320x240, 4:3, fdf445345.webm)


 No.534997

File: 1456888134833.mp4 (2.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, kill me frank.mp4)


 No.535000

File: 1456888219836.mp4 (1.2 MB, 480x360, 4:3, anonimus.mp4)


 No.535003

File: 1456888486878-0.webm (5.34 MB, 512x282, 256:141, infinity next.webm)

File: 1456888486879-1.webm (94.75 KB, 854x480, 427:240, you bette check em.webm)


 No.535007

File: 1456888735322.webm (5.68 MB, 474x178, 237:89, NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERN….webm)


 No.535010

File: 1456889012296.webm (4.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, tech helps vee build a ri….webm)

>>534968

>>534989

>>534995

>>534997

>>535000

>>535003

>>535007

i'll be back to dump a few more in a little while


 No.535020

File: 1456890469822.webm (2.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, thermal paste.webm)


 No.535031

File: 1456892216426.webm (5.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, vaporwave thermal paste.webm)

>>535020

last one


 No.535056

>>534989

>The faces she makes

>Unapologetic white supremacy

Oh god my sides

>AI learns all this from users

Fucking LOL


 No.535313

>>534618

Marketing - similarly to political propaganda - isn't about good arguments.

It's about saying you should buy something in an interesting way that catches people's attention, and then repeating that they should buy something again and again.


 No.535328

>>535031

I love it

just asking tho was it too much paste?


 No.535379

>>535328

yes, you are only supposed to put a blob about the size of a cooked grain of rice or two


 No.535383

>>535379

thanks, I've never needed to do it myself


 No.535396

File: 1456952397379.webm (1.53 MB, 427x240, 427:240, arch users "getting rid o….webm)


 No.535442

>>531241

Thank you so much

>Does it deserve to exist?


 No.535452

>>527104

i need that fucking songname


 No.536313

413 Request Entity Too Large To Fit Into A Tiny Asshole Of A 13 Month Old Tor Gateway

2x oldfag test.webm: https://my.mixtape.moe/ixpgja.webm


 No.536316

>>535396

top kek, sauce?


 No.536464


 No.541698

bumping to prevent death


 No.542104


 No.542143

File: 1457845925630.webm (256.23 KB, 480x270, 16:9, NO.webm)

>>527986

Just saying, I legit laughed at this part of one of his videos.


 No.542237

File: 1457863245100-0.mp4 (974.08 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry backup.mp4)

File: 1457863245100-1.mp4 (2.16 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry brain troubles.mp4)

File: 1457863245100-2.mp4 (1.56 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry Elite.mp4)

>>522986

Poor Terry, he's troubled.


 No.542238

File: 1457863287979-0.mp4 (1.81 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry puke rocket.mp4)

File: 1457863287980-1.mp4 (1.76 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry Q-Bert.mp4)

File: 1457863287980-2.mp4 (1.61 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Terry Rocket games.mp4)


 No.542246

>>521091

wow this makes me feel very embarassed

it feels like i'm listening to the black eyed peas


 No.542249

File: 1457865837113.webm (3.74 MB, 854x480, 427:240, RMS sponsored by propriet….webm)


 No.542250

File: 1457865856599.webm (7.47 MB, 854x480, 427:240, RMS pedo.webm)


 No.542258

>>542249

>>542250

Who are these chucklefucks? They look like cartoon characters drawn by downy kids


 No.542343

>>532972

Stallman fanatics will say anything to make him look better (to be fair, same can be said of any fanatic).

Maybe he never bothered to check out the newer distributions and still has the preconceptions from the era when installing GNU/Linux was harder, that is, last time he gave a shit.


 No.542347

>>542249

If that's the case, he has a point. I thought RMS lived off charging for giving presentations though.


 No.542349

>>542258

I remember seeing the chubbier one around somewhere.


 No.542354

File: 1457887438663.png (79.18 KB, 321x387, 107:129, 1443974113165.png)

>>542249

>>542250

Yeah, remember when Jupiter Broadcasting was good?

Yeah, me neither, but I do remember when Lunduke had the ability to have strong feelings on subjects instead of being a wishy-washy faggot. Chris, on the other hand, is the worst, and was always the worst, and I regret ever listening to them at all.

That having been said, I don't know why anyone thinks that you need to agree 100% with everyone. I don't need to agree with Stallman's views on politics or pedophilia or whatever to agree with his stance on Free Software.


 No.542537

>>542354

> Stallman's views on pedophilia

??? explain


 No.542548

>>542537

watch the webm


 No.542602

>>542104

Damn thanks!


 No.542607

>>542548

Watched the webm, went on rms website.

The guy on the right say that it was put out of context and he was right.

https://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html

go to "28 June 2003"

Stallman thinks on a larger scale that some tiny brains can.

Being a pedo differs from country/culture for example Portugal legal age is 14.

Plus on rms just stated "the possession of cp "(and the possession of cp differs also on every country for example the possession of hentai involving loli in France is completely illegal it's also illegal to draw imaginary loli now in france even if it's for art or your personal use

Meanwhile in japan this kind of possession is legal )

Rms basically says the everyone has the right to have fetishes as long as it does not injure people.


 No.542614

File: 1457913499860.jpg (163.12 KB, 1200x1651, 1200:1651, Micronet800page.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdbKz5CyhA

A transitional form between Teletext and fully flexible BBS software, 1200 baud, no error correction yet.


 No.542619

>>525935

>>527774

How was that part technically inaccurate?

If the guy contacted the website by reporting an abuse, and the website got the IP of the person who did all that, a proxy would make it more difficult to trace the person who did it.

Sure, proxies are pretty basic stuff and not really something that make the guy "good" but how was it wrong?


 No.542665

>>535328

More paste means more thermal resistance, and in a setup with a good heatsink, intendent to dissipate many watts of power it can be relatively high, causing a huge drop of temperature and overheating.


 No.542779

>>542238

>learning rocket science so I could do video games, it was worth it

If only all game developers were even half as dedicated to getting things right.

>that Q-Bert clip

It's one of those times that he seems to be thinking much faster than he can speak, and he starts seeming to skip ahead of what he's saying. If you watch enough of his videos, you see it happen occasionally. I don't know whether his body's fried, or if he's just bad at speaking.


 No.542782

>>542249

Lunduke is acting as if RMS accepts that money and never complains about those companies because of it. RMS constantly complains about those companies; he bites that hand that feeds him just as readily as he lashes out against everyone else. Those companies choose to donate to the FSF despite Stallman's negative views on them, because they support (to some extent) Free software. He doesn't have a problem with the FSF accepting money made by profiting off of proprietary software if it happens to further the cause of Free software, even if he is against the companies that are making the donations.


 No.542839

>>531461

>Win 10

>Powershell

>You can even see where it says nothing is a recongnized command

Jesus fuck could they have not even be bothered to open hacktyper on fullscreen?


 No.543092

File: 1457983379936.webm (906.64 KB, 640x360, 16:9, tggh.webm)


 No.543137

>>542779

Nah, he's just a legit schizo.


 No.543141

File: 1457988569592.webm (6.59 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Piracy.webm)


 No.543238

>>542143

where do i know this guy from... numberphile on yt?


 No.543253


 No.543366

>>525500

First is Golden Boy OVAs

You probably don't read this thread anymore though


 No.544095

File: 1458093774115.webm (234.85 KB, 1280x536, 160:67, utopia.0.webm)


 No.547877

File: 1458581903729.webm (5.92 MB, 640x320, 2:1, The Woz dancing to canyon….webm)


 No.548030

File: 1458594845462.webm (3.99 MB, 960x540, 16:9, a man in high heels.webm)

>>536313

Project X was an alright game.


 No.548078

>>548030

Wu is such a fucking joke


 No.548081

>>548078

Isn't taking your husband's name the epitome of patriarchal oppression?


 No.548119

>>524240

GNU and .mp4

get the fuck out


 No.548903

>>548030

It was a reference to this classic:

Incoming original THG_CPU_Cooling.avi: https://my.mixtape.moe/gifbhe.avi


 No.548940

File: 1458714966823.jpg (34.77 KB, 670x503, 670:503, b48e6b367d6f4fab8c6126cb63….jpg)

https://my.mixtape.moe/mxdzjz.webm

Taken from the "NSA - Day Of Cyber"

At 3:35 you can clearly see hackertyper on his screen


 No.548962

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>>530938

>reject


 No.548974

>>522985

Whether you click Accept or Reject both kill you in different ways


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 No.549113

>>521066

HOLD THE FUCK UP

What actually happens if i put 'ping 8chan.co' into the terminal?


 No.549115

>>549113

You ping whatever server 8chan.co leads to. I say "whatever server" because I know 8chan uses cloudflare, so you might just end up pinging them instead of 8chan itself.


 No.549118

>>549115

>>522880

sauce to end music?


 No.549121

>>522881

10/10 I keked


 No.549124

>>522895

>Amazon Jewbuntu


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 No.549379

>>522985

you know I realized something watching this again

The section 2 9 and 11 are kinda shit but we all pretty much ignore that shit in real life anyway even though we agree to it

Also noteworthy was the reason you get pigeonholed into shit tier 3 simulation was a credit check, not a lack of funds.

I have a great credit score thanks to only using one credit card with a 200 dollar limit that I just move funds onto via a phone app when I need it

most of the younger generations have shit credit scores though from maxing out their cards and taking on student debt




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