No.521072
>>521066
>LXTerminal
>cmatrix
everytime
No.521168
No.522872
>>521168
Here's the music, but I don't know the source of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvlOtoIX9tU
No.522891
Am I the only one in this thread?
No.522915
>>522872
Thank you based anon
No.522921
>>522908
That's awesome.
>>522902
Jesus christ, be careful.
No.522931
>>522889
Please tell me that wasn't acting.
No.522932
>>522889
kek, source for this guy?
No.522937
No.522938
>>522937
Wait, ^ this was meant for >>522902
No.522940
No.522952
>>522921
Just got back from the store, here's another.
No.522955
>>521081
I can't believe this was actually real. I always thought it was a joke. I haven't seen it until now.
No.522963
>>521088
>all those wasted hard disks
No.522964
>>522902
whats happening here?
No.522967
>>522964
>>522938
It seems that he built an x-ray emitter out of a CRT and is testing it with a dosimeter
No.522968
>>522902
>>522938
>>522964
A retard giving himself radiation poisoning
No.522975
>>522908
I loved this, thank you anon
No.522978
No.522983
>>522963
don't worry they're worthless
No.522990
>>522985
This is a world without free software
No.523049
>>522968
Hes russian, hes already poisoned in some manner or another.
No.523076
>>522902
Wish I could read the story behind this.
>>522908
>>522952
Fucking awesome. How did you find out about this website, and are there many others like it? There are so many cool as fuck websites online that interested parties just don't know about.
No.523079
>>523063
what movie is this
No.523082
>>523079
I believe it's taken from a shitty movie called "The Core". The only reason the scene exists is to show that the guy is a haxxor, and he never does anything like that again in the film.
No.523100
>>523076
Regarding the sorting algos, I'm not the original encoder. I don't remember where I found them but they ARE awesome so I saved them. Regarding the dude who probably definitely gave himself a dose way greater than common safety standards suggest, I'm at a loss too. I'd love to find the source for that as well. Fun fact: when the dosimeter starts talking (and my Russian is VERY bad), it says something ..."dozeh"... (dose?), "vosyem dyesyat dva" (82), "apasna" (DANGER). So this device is basically saying STOP YOU ARE GOING TO GET CANCER.
No.523121
>>522995
Sounds fucked on that one, Too quiet.
No.523172
>>522972
NO
STOP
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
No.523177
>>522902
Cool clock, Ahmed
No.523181
>>522877
Is there more? This was fantastic.
No.523512
>>523063
Does anyone have the unedited version of this?
No.523519
>>522902
We should put shitposters in a room with this thing on nonstop and give them a taste of their own medicine
No.523535
>>522957
Do Java fags actually think society will collapse without their garbage infecting every system?
No.523677
>>521081
>the hacker known as 4 Chan
everytime
No.523756
>>521078
What a waste..
That was perfectly good vodka.
No.523783
>>522902
>>522921
>>522937
>>522938
>>522968
>>523076
>>523177
>>523519
I think he's actually spoofing some sort of emergency radio frequency. I doubt he's emitting radiation, unless Russian power supplies are drastically different for whatever reason.
No.524132
>>523181
Video was made by Deadmau5 I think.
No.524174
No.524178
No.524190
>>523068
Anyone got sauce on music?
No.524201
>>523783
>beta particles are just free electrons
>high voltage shit going on with that valve
>know that ionizers pop off electrons through high voltage
It's possible.
No.524223
>>521084
HNNNNG
just missing the bass otherwise that is fucking awesome
No.524241
No.524261
>>522884
Is that the fucking song that was cut from Hotline Miami 2?
No.524263
>>524260
Man, season 2 was so shit that I didn't even watch the finale. Aside from Cameron being a bitch all the time, season 1 was pretty good.
No.524266
>>524263
it seems the only guy that is making progress, is the manager guy who burned all those computers...
do agree, Cameron was pretty bad that season - even had her company saved by a true beta
No.524543
>>524238
>problems with laptop
>calls local news station
No.524584
>>524265
The storm is the TPP
No.524587
No.524597
No.524961
>>521072
>Smart watch.
Nope it and all of it;s kind can go fuck off.
No.525011
>>524882
Post more please.
No.525017
I've got more that I can upload.
No.525112
>>524221
That meme loving fuck.
No.525162
>>524881
Why must Ballmer use his power for evil?
No.525178
>>523076
>actual 90's A E S T H E T I C rice
Golden Boy is going to be like Chaucer for the 2100 crowd.
No.525328
>>523075
>LibreOffice
>crack
No.525457
gonna dump some leet haxers
might post something that's already in the thread maybe, so sorry if I do.
No.525458
>>525457
my full collection
No.525459
>>525458
HW plz why is it so hard to upload tens of megabytes of films at once?
No.525461
>>525459
alright I'll do them one per post, but only because you insist, vichan...
No.525463
>>525461
>when the size of number 8 is slightly bigger than the max size
No.525467
File: 1455825950505.png (125.34 KB, 800x1049, 800:1049, 1337_h4x0r_pic_hacking_dat….png)

>>525463
https://a.cocaine.ninja/ojojso.mp4
okay here is the slightly too big one ^^
and after this pic, it's all i've got.
No.525500
>>523076
>>524221
Sauce for these?
No.525514
>1337 haxxing
>Not using Visual Basic to track an IP address
No.525523
More from the world of TV. Hotwheels better watch out, they are going to find your location thourgh IRC.
No.525525
Why I'm even running Linux?
No.525526
>>525514
A GOOEY INTERFACE TO TRACK IP ADRESSESSSSSS
No.525535
>>525523
<spoiler>That "can we get a screenshot?" at the end.</spoiler>
No.525547
Remember, 2 people at the same keyboard can hack faster.
No.525552
>>525547
Only true hackers have a keybind to switch between keybinds, including 2-person-1-keyboard layouts.
No.525558
I wonder if this kind of enhancement is possible with gimp.
No.525573
>>525541
the nostalgia makes me weep
No.525576
>>525558
I imagine a scene like that being like zooming in in google maps
only with bullshit unreal level high res cameras that nobody would ever use in 100 years for security
No.525601
>>525003
>tfw you remember The Onion is dead
It hurts
No.525623
>>521066
what's the song name?
No.525636
No.525644
No.525681
PC does what no PC has done before! Does yours?
No.525703
>>525670
Did they hack the cam?
No.525704
No.525709
>>525703
>>525704
"hack"
It was an unprotected IP cam from Shodan
No.525711
>>525709
>look at you hacker
No.525713
>>525704
>>525709
Why can the cams play music?
No.525725
>>525713
Some IP cams like this one >>525644 have speakers
No.525735
No.525808
>>522931
He's an experienced electrical engineer.
No.525883
>>525863
>That ending
I will never understand anime
No.525927
>>525558
>resolution isn't very good
Yeah. It's only good enough to make out every detail on her eye on a shitty security camera.
No.525937
>>525935
Source is S01EP10 of Mr. Robot
No.525973
>>522916
can I get a source on this?
No.525979
>>525973
In a windows 10 thread about some time last year.
No.525981
>>525979
do we even have archive?
No.525997
>>525981
Nope.
See >>>/metatech/ `s FAQ for more details.
By source I thought you meant first seen.
If I renember correctly the post was just explaning that screenshot`s of your desktop are sent to Microsoft.
No.525999
>>525997
so screenshots you take not ones that microsoft takes?
No.526001
>>525997
>>525979
>>525973
It was the public beta test of Windows 10 that did that, AFAIK the official release isn't that blunt. Its still a major security and freedom risk to use Windows 10 though
No.526004
>>525883
Its incredible scenes like this that will forever make the Simpsons the greatest cartoon of all time, the comedy comes from both Homer being confused and the fact Comic Book Guy/Jeff Albertson isn't using Hollywood technobabble but is also explaining things in a hilariously overcomplicated way
No.526063
>>521078
Did he expect alcohol to have any effect on electronics?
No.526078
>>525883
>this retarded comment
No.526115
>>525573
All this time, I thought things would get better and better with faster processors, newer hardware, prettier software. I was wrong. Nothing will ever replicate computing in the late 90s.
No.526140
No.526146
>>526063
I was about to make a snide comment about vodka not being 100% alcohol and having water in it too, but then I realized that any water they use is going to be distilled.
No.526148
>>521078
What a waste of good vodka!
No.526633
>Making a negative political comment in the future
No.526642
>>524260
>c++ on c64
>phosphorus monochrome display
now what is this here
No.526648
No.526710
No.526808
No.526988
>>526808
>utopia.webm
>SAUCE
>SAUCE
>SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SAUCE
>PLEASE SAUCE
No.527006
>>524132
>made by Deadmau5
>made
>not staged
No.527009
>>522916
Do those settings even make a difference?
Or microsoft takes a shit on them and still takes your shit?
No.527014
>>526607
>Diamond Jim
fuck yes
>>526633
Brazil is the shit
No.527035
>>527009
>
>Do those settings even make a difference?
>Or microsoft takes a shit on them and still takes your shit?
With the non free software you can never ever ve shure.
>>526988
Check >>>/r/ sticky for tools to do your fucking self or go bug them 5,000,000 times untill some one answers just to get fove seconds of peace.
>Getting so worked up about a five second clip.
Please seek help, it will a dam good idea for all involved.
No.527048
>>526633
Remember when the swating over bullshit was science fiction?
No.527054
>>525670
Sanic traumatizes another kid for life
No.527059
>>525541
>90s
>LCDs all over
This is from the early 2000s nigga
No.527061
>>525514
>>525523
How didn't anyone working at the FX area told them how stupid this shit was?
No.527072
>>524260
>early 80s
>commodore64
>c++
What the fug?
No.527140
>>526988
anon I assumed it was a satire name
No.527180
>>522932
old, fake and gay
No.527360
>>526607
I don't remember this at all after having watched all of Nathan For You, maybe I actually missed the ep. It looks like a good one.
No.527365
>>525004
that Oppenheimer bit always give me chills
No.527438
"I have never installed Ganoo slash Linucks"
No.527469
>>525541
>tech gril trying to push her feminist opinions near the end
of course
No.527480
>>523054
I'll do you one better.
No.527629
>>527480
This is fantastic
No.527763
No.527765
>>527480
AFAIR, Quake used quads for map geometry and models. They should have used that data for flats instead of OpenGL triangulation.
No.527774
>>525935
I find it funny how James Bond got technical stuff more accurately than this show.
Except for a "spike", still don't know what the fuck that is.
No.527792
>>527774
>
>I find it funny how James Bond got technical stuff more accurately than this show.
Shouldn`t be a surprise when the James Bond film`s are designed to more realistic.
>Except for a "spike", still don't know what the
>fuck that is.
If memory serves this to do with the car.
So it almost certain that a “spike” is the movie`s name for a knecaper whcih is used to puncture tires.
No.527846
>>523783
That's a high voltage rectifier tube, or kenotron. At around 30 kV, its anode braking radiation starts to contain soft X-rays (in total, dozens of watts can be lost on byproducts of operation, mostly on heating). As you can guess, the same kind of tube that is optimized for X-ray generation is called an X-ray tube.
Most Soviet CRT TVs before 80s had one such kenotron that emitted X-rays or would emit them after degradation (ba…) at least partially shielded with metal case (…dum…) with big holes to let hot air out (…tss). Those TVs used about 300 W of power and could easily overheat and catch fire. Today, these tubes are mostly used as an amateur X-ray generators.
Author posted about that device here:
http://forum.rhbz.org/topic.php?forum=6&topic=28
Dosimeter reads 7.5 mSv/h in the closest position, that's around 2 μSv dose for one minute of video, less than a partial X-ray scan and much less than a single plane flight. The problem is that dosimeter might be less sensitive to soft X-rays than to hard X-rays and gamma radiation it should detect.
No.527847
>>527846
However, this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx7sQ8OvIiY
got in the news around the beginning of 2009 when he, being 13 or 14, bought an X-ray tube for industrial radiography, made some experiments, and a week later had to be treated at radiology clinic when his index finger lost movement and started blistering. They estimated that his finger got at least 20 Sv.
No.527853
>>527846
What the fuck is that guy on the left doing and why is there a lightbulb in that power supply.
No.527890
>>527853
Plugging it into the parallel port obviously.
No.527906
>>527792
Nah, a spike was something that Boris was using to interrupt transmissions.
No.527986
>>522985
It's funny that this is narrated by SJW windowsfag. What an irony.
No.528121
>>523075
>being a retard that pirates software with no protection in a nutshell
Fixed your title, schlmo.
>>525459
Endchan allows 250MB per post. :^)
>>525547
Still better than "write a GUI in visual basic to track IP addresses".
>>525699
>butthurt
It's trying to teach the plebs that only know their shitphones and faggy tablets that actual computers do things.
No.528158
>>528121
>It's trying to teach the plebs that only know their shitphones and faggy tablets that actual computers do things.
>Play music though computer
PEE CEE DUS WHUT?
>Bend screen backwards
PEE CEE DUS WHUUUUT?
>Litteraly just play a game
PEE CEE DUZZZ WHUUUUUUT?
No.528358
>>528158
top jej, made my day
No.528400
>>527846
Thank you, mein neger
No.529188
>>521078
Literally pouring valuable vodka on poop.
No.529218
>>528121
What's the context of that spergout by Stallman?
No.529220
>>529218
At the beginning he asked if they wanted him to speak English or Spanish (This is in Brazil) and they told him English. Half way though he was told that most of the crowd didn't speak English and he lost his shit because he just wasted all that time
No.529281
>>527438
To be fair it is very probable that you too have never installed gnu/linux. Even I myself rely on and installer that somebody else wrote.
No.529927
No.529932
>>528158
So? What's your idea, autist?
>Post dank meme on /tech/
PEE CEE DUS WHUT?
>Spend >9000 hours compiling linux
PEE CEE DUS WHUT?
>Rice the shit out of DE
PEE CEE DUS WHUT?
No.529933
>>522931
>>525808
Like the other anon said he is experienced he does all those errors for two reason:
-The comedy
-To show people what happens when you do shit so they would not do the same shit and hurt themselves
No.529934
>>525547
Is this joke? Are murrikan crimefighters like this?
No.529963
No.529976
>>522972
Damn, this hurts to watch. Thermal paste is definitely the most confusing, stress-inducing, easy-to-fuck up step in any PC build.
No.530008
>>529220
That just got me wondering if there's any videos of Theo de Raadt going on a rampage, or if it's only in mailing lists, because some of those are golden.
>>529974
Too bad it doesn't include the bit after.
No.530013
>>522972
Did the motherboard survive?
No.530408
>>529932
Or just not have such a retarded idea in the first place. Why do they even need stupid people saying that about PCs doing simple things at all?
No.530906
No.530938
>>522985
>Terms and conditions
>reads
Reject
Am I dead now ?
No.530941
>>522963
normaly for recycling you need to separate every component
No.530949
>>527847
what could possibly go wrong by putting your finger IN FRONT of Xrays
No.530955
>>527469
the funny thing about that is that she clearly doesn't know what is bonzi buddy
No.530961
No.531408
>>522877
castlevania
GLORIOUS
No.531410
No.531421
No.531429
>>523068
is this some wpa cracking without bruteforce?
No.531461
Can't really recommend the show thoughf
No.531495
No.531773
>>531461
i bet they also had to pay...
No.531865
>>530949
If Roentgen did experiments with a fluorescent screen (using short flashes and primitive devices), why can't someone just use a modern equipment?
No.531974
>>521088
I don't mind throwing away drive but throwing away caddies is pure evil
No.532950
No.532972
>>529281
Is that what you think he meant with that? Ahaha, wow.
No.533193
>>531241
it just hurts to watch
No.533195
>>531974
Wait until you see the guy who disposes of them by firing random shit at them with a shotgun.
No.533272
No.533367
>>524587
It's from the series called Limitless
No.533753
>>531429
I thought it was using the WPS vulnerability, but the video goes out of the way to highlight that the WPS Locked field says 'no'.
Regardless, reaver seems to try using a WPS PIN, so I guess it cracked it fast as hell because of the WPS vulnerability.
No.534102
>>522972
Surprised no one knows this video here's the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyoJtv9Cx0
No.534225
>>522889
Who the fuck is this guy? Someone give me hug or a fucking kick
No.534253
>>522985
This actually kind of a downer
No.534339
>>526642
>>527072
It's C not C++ you retards
No.534593
>>526025
Hahaha, they must be desperate.
No.534605
>>534593
Intel is pretty desperate to teach people that Windows tablets are as good as Android/iPad tablets, because they're not earning any revenue from the latter since they all use some form of ARM.
No.534618
>>534605
I think they're missing the point entirely.
MS has the Surface, which is their own (i.e. not something sold by any other manufacturer), and well, it doesn't works like Windows on a PC.
Daily computing needs can be mostly done with tablets. Heck, my brother is keeping track of his stock with Excel on his iPad.
Whatever happened to Intel Atom, Edison & Galileo.
Basically, their time is due since ARM, Google & Apple disrupted the market. The only reason why one would want a PC is because they need to spend long hours typing or need to do something specific (CAD/Editing/Coding/Gaming). The world moved on they got left behind.
Back to the campaign, targeted at idiots, it doesn't really tells my why I should buy a "PC". I mean, there's not even a comparison against other products to show how's PCs are superior. Like what the fuck are they even doing with them?
No.534831
>>527061
Those people tend to be fired quickly. Dumbshits in charge don't cotton to having their stupidity underlined.
No.534917
>>525547
>I did
>Dude you unplugged our computer, the servers are not even here.
No.534968
>>529934
>>529934
no, NCIS is a joke just like every other crime show
No.535056
>>534989
>The faces she makes
>Unapologetic white supremacy
Oh god my sides
>AI learns all this from users
Fucking LOL
No.535313
>>534618
Marketing - similarly to political propaganda - isn't about good arguments.
It's about saying you should buy something in an interesting way that catches people's attention, and then repeating that they should buy something again and again.
No.535328
>>535031
I love it
just asking tho was it too much paste?
No.535379
>>535328
yes, you are only supposed to put a blob about the size of a cooked grain of rice or two
No.535383
>>535379
thanks, I've never needed to do it myself
No.535442
>>531241
Thank you so much
>Does it deserve to exist?
No.535452
>>527104
i need that fucking songname
No.536313
413 Request Entity Too Large To Fit Into A Tiny Asshole Of A 13 Month Old Tor Gateway
2x oldfag test.webm: https://my.mixtape.moe/ixpgja.webm
No.536316
No.536464
No.541698
No.542104
No.542143
>>527986
Just saying, I legit laughed at this part of one of his videos.
No.542237
>>522986
Poor Terry, he's troubled.
No.542246
>>521091
wow this makes me feel very embarassed
it feels like i'm listening to the black eyed peas
No.542258
>>542249
>>542250
Who are these chucklefucks? They look like cartoon characters drawn by downy kids
No.542343
>>532972
Stallman fanatics will say anything to make him look better (to be fair, same can be said of any fanatic).
Maybe he never bothered to check out the newer distributions and still has the preconceptions from the era when installing GNU/Linux was harder, that is, last time he gave a shit.
No.542347
>>542249
If that's the case, he has a point. I thought RMS lived off charging for giving presentations though.
No.542349
>>542258
I remember seeing the chubbier one around somewhere.
No.542354
>>542249
>>542250
Yeah, remember when Jupiter Broadcasting was good?
Yeah, me neither, but I do remember when Lunduke had the ability to have strong feelings on subjects instead of being a wishy-washy faggot. Chris, on the other hand, is the worst, and was always the worst, and I regret ever listening to them at all.
That having been said, I don't know why anyone thinks that you need to agree 100% with everyone. I don't need to agree with Stallman's views on politics or pedophilia or whatever to agree with his stance on Free Software.
No.542537
>>542354
> Stallman's views on pedophilia
??? explain
No.542548
No.542602
No.542607
>>542548
Watched the webm, went on rms website.
The guy on the right say that it was put out of context and he was right.
https://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html
go to "28 June 2003"
Stallman thinks on a larger scale that some tiny brains can.
Being a pedo differs from country/culture for example Portugal legal age is 14.
Plus on rms just stated "the possession of cp "(and the possession of cp differs also on every country for example the possession of hentai involving loli in France is completely illegal it's also illegal to draw imaginary loli now in france even if it's for art or your personal use
Meanwhile in japan this kind of possession is legal )
Rms basically says the everyone has the right to have fetishes as long as it does not injure people.
No.542614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdbKz5CyhA
A transitional form between Teletext and fully flexible BBS software, 1200 baud, no error correction yet.
No.542619
>>525935
>>527774
How was that part technically inaccurate?
If the guy contacted the website by reporting an abuse, and the website got the IP of the person who did all that, a proxy would make it more difficult to trace the person who did it.
Sure, proxies are pretty basic stuff and not really something that make the guy "good" but how was it wrong?
No.542665
>>535328
More paste means more thermal resistance, and in a setup with a good heatsink, intendent to dissipate many watts of power it can be relatively high, causing a huge drop of temperature and overheating.
No.542779
>>542238
>learning rocket science so I could do video games, it was worth it
If only all game developers were even half as dedicated to getting things right.
>that Q-Bert clip
It's one of those times that he seems to be thinking much faster than he can speak, and he starts seeming to skip ahead of what he's saying. If you watch enough of his videos, you see it happen occasionally. I don't know whether his body's fried, or if he's just bad at speaking.
No.542782
>>542249
Lunduke is acting as if RMS accepts that money and never complains about those companies because of it. RMS constantly complains about those companies; he bites that hand that feeds him just as readily as he lashes out against everyone else. Those companies choose to donate to the FSF despite Stallman's negative views on them, because they support (to some extent) Free software. He doesn't have a problem with the FSF accepting money made by profiting off of proprietary software if it happens to further the cause of Free software, even if he is against the companies that are making the donations.
No.542839
>>531461
>Win 10
>Powershell
>You can even see where it says nothing is a recongnized command
Jesus fuck could they have not even be bothered to open hacktyper on fullscreen?
No.543137
>>542779
Nah, he's just a legit schizo.
No.543238
>>542143
where do i know this guy from... numberphile on yt?
No.543253
No.543366
>>525500
First is Golden Boy OVAs
You probably don't read this thread anymore though
No.548030
>>536313
Project X was an alright game.
No.548078
>>548030
Wu is such a fucking joke
No.548081
>>548078
Isn't taking your husband's name the epitome of patriarchal oppression?
No.548119
>>524240
GNU and .mp4
get the fuck out
No.548903
>>548030
It was a reference to this classic:
Incoming original THG_CPU_Cooling.avi: https://my.mixtape.moe/gifbhe.avi
No.548940
File: 1458714966823.jpg (34.77 KB, 670x503, 670:503, b48e6b367d6f4fab8c6126cb63….jpg)

https://my.mixtape.moe/mxdzjz.webm
Taken from the "NSA - Day Of Cyber"
At 3:35 you can clearly see hackertyper on his screen
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>>522985
Whether you click Accept or Reject both kill you in different ways
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>>521066
HOLD THE FUCK UP
What actually happens if i put 'ping 8chan.co' into the terminal?
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>>549113
You ping whatever server 8chan.co leads to. I say "whatever server" because I know 8chan uses cloudflare, so you might just end up pinging them instead of 8chan itself.
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>>549115
>>522880
sauce to end music?
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>>522985
you know I realized something watching this again
The section 2 9 and 11 are kinda shit but we all pretty much ignore that shit in real life anyway even though we agree to it
Also noteworthy was the reason you get pigeonholed into shit tier 3 simulation was a credit check, not a lack of funds.
I have a great credit score thanks to only using one credit card with a 200 dollar limit that I just move funds onto via a phone app when I need it
most of the younger generations have shit credit scores though from maxing out their cards and taking on student debt