>"Put the handcuffs on me pleeeease!"What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:09:00 No.535423

>"Put the handcuffs on me pleeeease!"

What did he mean by this?

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:20:57 No.535435

he is claiming that an aspirationally marketed line of computers convinced fools to climb into a gilded cage.

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:27:05 No.535437

That he should be put in prison, all Freetards should follow his lead

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:44:22 No.535444

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>>535437

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:52:29 No.535448

it's a reference to his sex life

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 22:59:50 No.535451

File: 1456959595919.png (177.49 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ganoo.png)

>>535423

>What did he mean by this?

He was hitting on the interviewer.

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 23:11:26 No.535457

>>535448

Isn't he a virgin?

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 23:19:34 No.535461

>>535451

was this the one that the interviewer was coked up beyond believe?

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 23:29:49 No.535465

>>535457

No

Anonymous 03/02/16 (Wed) 23:32:30 No.535466

>>535461

No, that one is in the OP

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 00:01:30 No.535487

File: 1456963290154.jpg (694.36 KB, 1543x1200, 1543:1200, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGH….jpg)

>>535423

Richard Stallman actually spent ten years of his life as the notorious masked serial killer the Freerange Gnu, during which he racked up the highest bodycount in history for any mass murderer and from which he derived the name of his most famous project. This is an openly known fact, but the charges didn't stick in court so he got off of it scot-free. Decades later, Stallman feels remorse and shame over his heinous crimes, but double jeopardy laws prevent a re-trial. Pictured in the OP is one of Stallman's many mental breakdowns over the issue, expressing severe guilt and begging to be locked away for life and forced to pay for his wrongdoings.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 00:06:54 No.535490

>>535487

Stallman confirmed literally worse than Reiser.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 00:12:02 No.535493

>>535487

That was hilarious.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 00:34:00 No.535500

I really hope the host for that interview got fired. Stallman has a hard enough time articulating his message clear, but that host basically treated him like a joke and seemed like he was high the whole time.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 02:18:24 No.535534

>>535500

Stallman has genuine autism, its not exactly easy to have a straightforward conversation with someone with severe autism

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 04:50:22 No.535598

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>>535457

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 13:49:37 No.535747

>>535534

He is always very clear and precise with his choice of words. If you cannot understand him, that's on you.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 14:10:46 No.535752

>>535747

His tendency to use non-standard words for things while assuming that a newcomer might already know them is his problem.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 14:13:08 No.535755

>>535752

He uses words as they were intended while the rest has moved on from those meanings.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 16:55:47 No.535798

>>535487

I want to believe.

Anonymous 03/03/16 (Thu) 17:17:58 No.535808

File: 1457025478665.webm (5.51 MB, 640x360, 16:9, stallman_flute.webm)

>>535487

How can you hate this handsome hunk?

Anonymous 03/04/16 (Fri) 02:23:22 No.536125

>>535808

What a free spirit

Anonymous 03/04/16 (Fri) 03:04:03 No.536142

>>535808

How can a man have so many talents? truly a modern day polymath.

Anonymous 03/04/16 (Fri) 03:25:04 No.536146

File: 1457061904490.webm (6.93 MB, 720x576, 5:4, Stallmanhu Ackbar.webm)

>>535808

10/10

Would jihad for

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 01:40:39 No.537229

>>535457

No.

In an early stage of the GNU project, he had a Unix sysadmin girlfriend named Alix, and he wanted to name the kernel after her.

There's also this:

https://stallman.org/articles/childhood-sweetheart.html

>A few months later, a beautiful and clever but rather too forceful woman asked me to be her lover. I had some doubts but wouldn't reject the idea out of hand. So she spent the night with me.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 02:30:01 No.537243

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>>537229

can you blame her? young stallman was a sexy motherfucker

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 02:37:39 No.537246

File: 1457231859358.jpg (196.97 KB, 1024x1372, 256:343, high-tech prankster.jpg)

>>537243

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 02:40:21 No.537249

File: 1457232022176.png (334.25 KB, 512x512, 1:1, killme.png)

>>537246

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 02:43:08 No.537252

File: 1457232189397.png (116.56 KB, 500x400, 5:4, spaghetti.png)

>>537249

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 03:11:12 No.537264

>>537243

Not going to lie, I'd climb that like a jungle gym.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 03:25:14 No.537268

>>537243

>>537246

What a qt

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 17:03:34 No.537567

>>537246

>>537243

What the hell happened to stallman over the years? Old stallman and new stallman look like two entirely different people.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 17:42:00 No.537592

>>537567

He aged a couple of decades and grew a beard. The high-tech prankster picture is from 1981.

Look at these two photos, side by side. You clearly see the same eyebrows, the same nose, the same eyes, and above all, the same grin.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 17:42:14 No.537593

>>537567

He gained weight, grew a beard and stopped washing. Truely a modern-day holy-man.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 17:42:15 No.537594

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>>537592

Forgot to attach it.

Anonymous 03/06/16 (Sun) 18:36:48 No.537611

>>537593

or a latter day lunatic tbh fam

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 11:32:24 No.543563

Stallman would rot in jail to bring attention to the OUTRIGHT GOVERNMENT CONFISCATION OF YOUR FREEDM!!!!!~!!!!!

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 14:49:42 No.543637

>>535423

https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/neppnepp/m/richard-stallman-we-re-heading-for-a-total-disaster/

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 15:22:27 No.543644

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>>535487

g-d bl-ss freedom

Anonymous 03/15/16 (Tue) 18:17:11 No.543740

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>>535423

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 17:59:16 No.544540

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>>543637

>well, there isn't a god, so that's not a meaningful question.

This is strange and incredibly autistic, but it's nice to see that he genuinely probably has aspergers syndrome: He doesn't understand or does not wish to play along waith a figurative saying.

>and here is another question from facebook...

It's like they're trying to get him to respond. They've said it twice, did he expect stallman to interject him on it or something?

>europe isn't free, their life depend on russian gas

Barely. Just barely. Pics related.

>GNU is... Linux is the kernel

He said it. The absolute madman.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 14:51:28 No.545711

>>537567

copious amounts of free software

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 15:07:32 No.545720

>>535490

Reiser did nothing wrong.

Anonymous 03/18/16 (Fri) 17:15:15 No.545799

>>544540

>EU

>A free trade area with improved democracy

lol

Anonymous 03/19/16 (Sat) 18:39:45 No.546598

>>535752

His little jokes are delightful, and make conversation with him intellectually stimulating in a way that is rare today. His prose is packed with wit and protomeming, every few lines punctuated with an implied wink.

It's possible you're just mentally retarded.

Anonymous 03/19/16 (Sat) 23:10:59 No.546787

>>535457

No, he's a wizard.

Anonymous 03/20/16 (Sun) 19:36:48 No.547308

>>537567

Rumor has it that his many sexual partners interfered with his work. To keep women away, and also as a side-effect of ascending to the level of a sage, he grew a beard to hide his face, purposefully became fat, both for programming comfort and to deny women access to his gigantic penis, and stopped washing to cover up his strong sex smell that attracts women from all over the world, and yet this isn't enough as he still has groupies.

Stallman did the ultimate sacrifice for the users.

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 15:15:28 No.548415

>>535423

did you even watch the video where this quote is from? it's 100% clear what he meant from what he said before that...

Anonymous 03/22/16 (Tue) 15:20:08 No.548418

>>536146

Somebody should remake this, with a real translation of the copypaste into Arabic and other scenes, for example the flag at the end of the video should have Stallman on it