/tech/ - Technology

dubs

There are so many things wrong with this I can't even begin to count

Lindsey Lohan is still alive

This is just celebrity gossip

>>538888

Checked

>>538887

I whish someone actually turned the iron on.

>>538887

It would be extremely painful.

>>538926

She's a big girl.

>>538888

nice number

>it's a stock photo

>ha ha so funny joek

Why are stock photos always so bad?

>>538963

Because the agencies need to offer a huge portfoilo for every imaginable situation. No time for quality.

>>538887

Wow, she must be related to Ahmed 'I soldered the cpu' Mohamed!

>>538889

1. Obviously burnt hand

2. That's a PC motherboard

3. What kind of workshop is this?

4. Is that a wet sander in the background?

5. Where's the solder?

6. No iron holder

7. Doesn't appear to have the iron anywhere near a place that you'd need to solder, ignoring the motherboard thing

What are stock photos even for? I mean, who would ever need an image like this for anything at all ever aside from shitposting on image boards?

>>539135

People who make scam "women in tech" charities and pocket half the money.

>>539138

So in other words; There are people RIGHT NOW wasting time on designing and building sets and situations for images that will never ever be used for something productive? That sounds like the most brain-sucking job on the planet.

>>539135

ad company's mostly. People who do presentations and lazy video production company's tend to use them as well.

>>538944 U

>>539087

No anti-static strap or surface

Electronics work in a Chemistry lab?

>>539143

If they knew any better, they wouldn't be stock photographers.

>>539143

Imagine what was the job like of people who had to browse them 15 years ago, when the stocks were on paper. Imagine looking over a dozen of albums of smiling women eating a salad just to find the one photo in which the woman was ginger and facing the right direction.

>>539140

Forgot to account for null terminator.

>>543184

>>538887

I bet she hold a dick the wrong way too when she giving her man a blowjob she be holdin the tip and he be like bitch you supposed to be sucking.

>>538887

well for one we all know it's not turned on and I don't even sauder anymore.

>just let me solder this battery

i dont even do any kind of electronics design or repair, but fuck me if that isnt retarded

>>539087

8. wedding ring

9. not having a microscope while working on a something like that.

10. no flux

11. resting the tip against the plastic PCI-slot

>>543756

12: no anti-static wrist strap

srsly if you don't wear one when working on electronics enjoy your fuckin ESD