No.541867
>We've decided that we don't have enough diversity on our team, say hello to Durresh.
>he'll be replacing all your coworkers
What do you do?
No.541868
No.541870
>>541868
>anon that is very problematic terminology
No.541871
>>541867
SJWs don't actually mean Indians when they mean diversity.
You and many in /tech/ are making the mistake of mixing up all their beliefs into a single narrative.
I understand that tech believes that Indians are cheap but shit coders, and that companies are making a mistake in hiring them.
But even if this was true, it's not actually related to the SJW issue. It's as bad as saying that illegal immigration is just a ploy to lower wages, when the primary reason it is allowed is progressives who call any complaint about illegal immigration "racist".
No.541874
Go outside and take a shit. Maybe they won't notice I'm not Indian.
No.541876
Go outside and take a big smelly shit on the street.
No.541880
>>541874
>Go outside and take a shit.
Sir would that be at the designated area or am I going to have to arrest you for disrupting the peace again?
No.541885
>>541867
>male rapist
>not a womyn
TRIGGERED
No.541887
>>541871
you have to go back
No.541889
>>541871
> when the primary reason it is allowed is progressives who call any complaint about illegal immigration "racist".
You better be underage if you think any government cares about complaints.
No.541904
>>541889
Actually your views are the ones that are naive. You have completely swallowed Marx's historical materialism: the idea that people are primarily motivated by class interests, not ideology.
Why do you think no republican has dared to speak out about illegal immigration even though they know many Whites would agree? It's not because of a tiny industry that has a trivial amount of money to throw at politicians. It's because of the fear of being branded racist. And this fear is real because leftist ideology has been so successful.
No.541915
Why aren't more people in software self-employed?
No.541923
>>541871
now this is shitposting
No.541968
Do a 360 turn and walk away.
No.542092
>>541915
Only way to get in on large/bidded out contracts is the connections from middle contacting companies who take absurd cuts.
Put yourself in the shoes of an HR person. You need to place a couple hundred positions in something you know jack shit about where do you go. Friend networks of current employees will only get you a handful maybe if your lucky. Poaching on linkedin takes time, Craigslist/dice whatever is a crap shoot.
The employees that would normally be filling are where prajeet comes in and what's used for justifying h1's. What American wants to work for those guys when to the end client he's being billed 3 figures an hour but he's making about 50k-70k a year, and has to move every year or two. Whelp prajeet doesn't care about the moving and 50k is more than the net worth of his village, so you get prajeet.
The other end is when companies see that cut in the middle and try to remove it to get a couple hundred prajeets directly. That's when old comfy finds his ass having to train his replacement.
It's a fuckup in the market and they're taking poo in the loo pain killers to ease the bite and avoid figuring out how to train and recruit local talent.
No.542095
>>541870
Isn't her the whale that was in a British show were she claimed she swam like Michael Phelps or something like that?
No.542096
>>541915
If you live in 2nd world country (Not shitty things like India or Brazil), you could do a great deal of money "fixing" computers and writing software for small businesses. I know I am.
No.542987
No.542997
*Stands on chair*
>HEY EVERYONE LISTEN UP
>Since you all just lost your jobs, I'll hire you
>We're going to directly compete with this company
>I quit btw
No.543005
>>542997
>Durresh does the same amount of work that your team is supposed to for the salary of one person
>you don't have any money to pay to your ex-coworkers
>people are unhappy, starving, leaving, competing project fails
>sine you've left too, Durresh gets a raise and now paid twice as much
>living the life of luxury, Durresh drives through a ghetto once in a while to see white people shitting on the street
No.543009
If your job could be easily replaced by lesser races, your job must have been shit to begin with
No.543012
>>541867
"Hello Durresh" ?
No.543015
No.543026
>>543009
Then all jobs are shit, because manufacturing, engineering, programming, and even goddamn billing work gets sent off to Pooloovia and Philipines to be staffed by retards who can't count to twenty without taking their shoes off.
From the idiot businessman's perspective, it's better to hire 100 retards in India to do a job half as well as 25 Americans who cost ten times as much to do the job properly. The company will just eat the fuckups, or dump the work onto a small facility in the US that exists only to fix the fuckups from shithole nation retards, for barely more pay.
My electronic engineering degree doesn't open any doors for me, and make a poor door-stop as well, and many of the others I work with at a call center for a major US telecommunications company have degrees in useful fields like biochemistry and mechanical engineering, or were architects before the bank loan scams killed the housing market, or some other mess. We constantly deal with internal fuckups, very seldom dealing with problems caused by end users.
No.543044
>welcome to the team Anon
No.543049
>Being a wage slave
>Not living off Obamabux
This is your own fault, dumbass.
No.543054
>>543049
>Be on welfare like a nigger despite ability to work
No, I can't wait till trump takes your welfare away Tyrone.
No.543067
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>>541968
I can't believe someone remembers!
sage for offtopic
No.543069
No.543111
>>543044
There’s no way that’s the actual Red Hat team. There would have already been a thousand memes about it.
No.543124
>>543067
The 360 degrees meme is from fucking 2008 you stupid newfag fuck
This cringe is so fucking painful you don't even know
No.543136
>>543067
Sage for shitest theme.
Tomorrow master race
No.543149
>>543136
My nigga, tomorrow is the comfiest theme.
No.543150
>>541915
Same reason more shops aren't family-owned. A single person can't compete with huge megacorps like Google and Microsoft. In the year 2016 there are hundreds of people and years and years of development behind behind big professional corporate projects; you're not going to be able to make anything comparable on your own in a reasonable time period. The only way to come close is to build from free software that has lots of development behind it, in which case you're limited by copyleft licenses and can't make as much money off of your software.
No.543173
I wonder if they'll add Indian accents to the AI in the robots that will replace us. It'll add salt to the injury
No.543229
>>543005
>Implying Durresh even knows what he is doing half the time
Come on, we have all talked to these people over phone support. We all know they are the tech equivalence of troglodytes who slam their fingers on mac keyboards because they need something to hold their hands.
No.543232
>>541904
no it's because billion dollar agricultural lobbys and tech firms and their lobbyists tell them to bring in indians and mexicans at an incredible rate and keep wages low.
million dollar warchests have alot more influence than a bunch of faggot NEET skinheads on /pol/, ergo republicans don't care what white people think. racism has always been an excuse.
No.543693
>>543232
So, basically, all that affirmative action bullshit is rooted on the good ol' act of replacing white people with cheaper alternatives?
No.543954
>>543693
If blacks were cheaper, for the same unit of quality, why would companies need to be forced by the govt to hire them in the first place?
No.544005
>>543954
I don't know, it just strikes me as pretty convenient for companies to put tons of curryniggers on minimum wage codemonkey jobs and claim they're doing it in the name of diversity and affirmative action.
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No.544123
The worst thing about pajeets isn't even their shitty horrifically unsafe spaghetti code
It's that they've flooded almost every single tech support/discussion board with their TRY TO BE FLASHING THE BIOS PLEASE SIR shit
Fucking reee
No.544150
>>544005
but no company has ever actually claimed that they hire Indians in the name of diversity and affirmative action, and if they did, the left would correct them, because by the left's definition, Indians don't count as diversity, only Blacks, Hispanics and Women do.
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No.544705
>>543005
>all indians are hyper competent tech wizards
>thats why their cities look like a futurism thread
Oh wait no they are the street shitters and will never be white
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No.544810
>>541867
nothing because I already wanted company to die. my income changes in no way from this so I don't care.
>>541871
>outsourcebros produce non-shit code
kek
>>544615
>what is dogshit
>implying this doesnt happen in every city and suburb
No.545277
>>543044
>all the brown people are in the front
No.545524
>>541867
Ask if he's potty trained.