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 No.542845

As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software.

I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube.

I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure.

None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

 No.542846

>>542845

You'd be surprised how many men would actually go full freetard like you have. Just become gay faggot


 No.542851

Go on dating sites and add interest free software.

Search for girls world wide


 No.542863

>>542851

>0 results found


 No.542869

>>542845

3D females are overrated. That's why I'm on my quest to find my true waifu.


 No.542871

Nice blog post, faggot. Anyway, just get physical discs for movies and slide it as "the old-fashioned way" or something and offer to bring popcorn. If you're not completely comprised of pasta, then you can pull it off in such a way that's friendly and casual as opposed to cringey and awkward. Some people file their taxes online and have a machine entirely dedicated to that, so maybe you could set up a similar deal for YouTube/Netflix on a shitty little notebook or something.


 No.542872

>>542851

Unfortunately all these "girls" seem to have a penis.


 No.542873

>>542872

>Unfortunately

normie pls go


 No.542875

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>>542872

you would, don't lie


 No.542880

>>542875

I think I'm just attracted to eyeliner and purdy hair.


 No.542922

>>542845

stop copy pasta, this was posted on 4can /g/


 No.543234

Well, Stallman says that a user group can help you install GNU/Linux, mabye they can help you finding free software girls or girls that is used to this amount of autism.


 No.543242

>>542845

That's a sacrafice you must make to become a grand wizard, but it is worth it. STALLMAN STRONK


 No.543270

>trying this hard

>on a CloudFlare®-proxied website


 No.543272

>blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube.

>not knowing how to browse & watch youtube with tor without enabling jewscript

They blocked you because you're a tech illiterate newfag


 No.543281

>>543272

>in my host file...

he blocked Google not the other way around because they use proprietary software.

his autism goes beyond disabling JavaScript.

you just made a fool of yourself


 No.543292

>>542845

Don't lose hope, Richard.


 No.543298

>>542845

>I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me.

Netflix and chill = she wants your systemD.

If they mean netflix at your place, tell them:

-There's some construction going on in my neighborhood, so my ISP is not that great right now, but we can watch it the old fashioned way, gnomesayin'.

If the woman is inviting you over to her place, then fucking act smoove but observe what is on her netflix lists. If her taste is as shit or good as yours, then at least you're both potentially semi compatible.

>I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure.

>texting in 2016 the year of our nonexistent sky lord

Carrier pigeons, bitches love carrier pigeons.

>And I can't use sites like tinder

Even mentioning tinder. If you want crabs that badly go to /n.


 No.543301

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>not showing her your HTPC with Kodi+Sickbeard/Sickrage installed

>not asking to put your number in her phone and quickly switching her SMS client to Signal

Your loss.


 No.543302

>>543270

>not having STI's cloudflare protection script


 No.543372

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>>542871

Bretty much this or go to >>/cuteboys/ and see if you can get hit's on your marker.

seriously feggit, do it.

/cb/ isn't gay I swear

>>542875

Tbh fam rose is qt'er.


 No.546110

>not using fosspeoplemeet


 No.546196

>>543301

fuck man i thought you wrote PTHC for a second


 No.546238

>>546196

The Russian pizzabots have traumatized us all.


 No.546250

>>542845

Such is the price of freedom.

Get yourself a Moldovan loli wife and raise her from childhood to respect her freedom.

>>543298

Yep,

IT'S FUCKING CRABBENING

over on /n/, m80.


 No.546260

>>546250

Shills are actively fucking over 8chan now... soon we'll end up like cuckchan

the crab shit was so fucking forced you just knew its bad news it got spread




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