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>I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me.
Netflix and chill = she wants your systemD.
If they mean netflix at your place, tell them:
-There's some construction going on in my neighborhood, so my ISP is not that great right now, but we can watch it the old fashioned way, gnomesayin'.
If the woman is inviting you over to her place, then fucking act smoove but observe what is on her netflix lists. If her taste is as shit or good as yours, then at least you're both potentially semi compatible.
>I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure.
>texting in 2016 the year of our nonexistent sky lord
Carrier pigeons, bitches love carrier pigeons.
>And I can't use sites like tinder
Even mentioning tinder. If you want crabs that badly go to /n.