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 No.545763

This is what TED talks have become in the year 2016.

 No.545772

>>545763

>Ideas worth spreading

hahahHAHAHAHAHA


 No.545774

fucking disgusting


 No.545779

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.545786

TEDx was a mistake.


 No.545790

>4.5 million subscribers

K I L L


 No.545793

SJWs ruin everything.


 No.545800

>What My Big Dongley Transgender Clitoris Says About This Tech Expo, by Milo Yeeanopablotopolis


 No.545840

>>545763

And to think I used to watch some of TED's videos back in 2011.

How low have they fallen.


 No.545848

only good ted talk was 2070 paradigm shift


 No.545878

>>545763

TED has always been normie nonsense & a horrible time sink.

>feelgood stories

>bloated speeches

>emotional content for wymenz

>cleverestest things that nobody EVER thought of before.


 No.545953

>>545763

>shitposting

>current year


 No.545957

> implying previous years were better


 No.545963

>>545840

Back in '09 there were some good ones, but the few groundbreaking technologies and interesting ideas have already been presented. This was inevitable.


 No.545964

>Al Gore

fuck...


 No.545970

this isn't tech


 No.545972

>>545878

This.

If you want information that is actually interesting and on the frontier of research, look for streams of scientific conferences.


 No.546084

>enabling scripts on youtube

haHAHahahAHahaHaaaAAAHA

>If you want information that is actually interesting and on the frontier of research, look for streams of scientific conferences.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laughs, buds.


 No.546093

>>545840

Everything we once held dear has gone this way.

This is because SJWs, Hipsters, and Special Snowflakes think they are smart, but they're not, they just inflate each others egos so they look/feel smart.

Then they realized one day the had no culture or a way to identify with others, so since they thought they were "smart" they invaded nerd culture and started to appropriate it to suit their needs.

They tried to make being a "nerd" a cool thing. The media noticed, hopped on the bandwagon and started shelling out shows like The Big Bang Theory to make these posers feel like they were nerds, but they're not.

These "enlightened" nerds are just the byproduct of people trying to come into a culture, but they're no where near the Nerds they claim to be. They are destroying our culture really.

Anything nerdy or autistic you may enjoy will get ruined by these people. We've seen it with TED talks, we've seen it with Video Games, and were seeing it in the world Linux too. I've also personally seen it with Fitness (Planet Fitness = SJW gym for you non /fit/ people here), and I'm sure if you look at any pastime or hobby, it'll be happening there.

TL;DR these posers are akin to the faggots that made the September that never ended.


 No.546094

Why are you so mad


 No.546099

>>545964

His talk isn't too bad, it's the same shit he's been doing for a decade practically. I'd say work like his is devalued with retards bitching about social constructs and muh oppression.


 No.546102


 No.546160

>>545763

>current_year = 0x5f3759df - ( current_year >> 1 );

>still watching ted videos

why????


 No.546191

Someone there should make a talk condemning popular modern idea of “success”, a shorthand for “making money from everything”, and use these talks as an illustration.

> Shakespeare writes “Romeo and Juliet”

> then “Romeo and Juliet 2”

> then “Mercutio and Tybalt”

> signs a contract for mass-market wooden figurines, limited bronze series, and exclusive gold ones

> advertises “Write with Shakespeare”, a book where you fill in the blank lines and passages

Also,

> Why we need gender-neutral bathrooms

> 11 minutes of “Ple-e-ease understand others' needs!” and “Heh, I'm an average person like you, heh, wanna hear a joke?”

Pretty pathetic, actually. What should be done is a technical explanation that people use toilets as both private space for excretion and private space for other needs. If we consider modern individual stalls with doors, as opposed to free-for-all-enjoy-the-view solutions, they are already agnostic, and the former seems to be a solved problem. We can split the functionality. New buildings can have a joint toilet stall room (optionally with a row of urinals on the opposite wall behind the opaque barrier) and smaller individual washrooms with mirrors, etc. That way, we can deal with the load disproportion between women's and men's toilets. Old buildings with multiple toilets can designate some of them as gender-agnostic.

And, while changing rooms can feature individual stalls, the showers and baths can't. That's when the real talk about acceptance and gender starts.

I also sense a different problem here. While Europeans take bath together and just place practical street urinals where they should be to prevent drunk men from keeping the three hundred year old corner smelly for next three hundred years or failing to hide behind a finger-thin tree or a leave-less bush, in some other countries showing just a bit of skin accidentally can cause some crazy to shout “Police! Help! He eye-raped me and my underage daughter!”.

Now playing: https://www.scene.org/~gloom/gloom_and_flipside-telos.ogg


 No.546211

Even 4/g/ is better than TED.


 No.546213

>>545763

They're only worth watching when they have interesting people like Snowden. The rest of the time they are just filling their new talks every X days quota with BS.


 No.546233

These people cannot create, only criticise and consume, so like a swarm of locusts they move from one hobby , one group, one interest to another endlessly leaving empty husks in their wake.

The only way to stop them is to never let a single one in. Don't play their game, don't soften your words to be less problematic, don't apologize for anything they accuse you of under any circumstances. Movement after movement has fallen to these whiny locusts because they compromise their goals and methods of communication to be more publicly acceptable, or just trying to be nice. That shit is suicide.


 No.546438

>third one down

Is that the same Asian bitch that did the "slam poetry" that the Drunken Peasants made fun of?


 No.546522

TEDx did this.


 No.546526

File: 1458403915128.png (158.77 KB, 282x249, 94:83, le 2015 face.png)

Because it's 2015 + 1.


 No.546591

>>546102

Was going to link this myself, actually.

>SHAKE

>FOLD

>"twelve is the biggest number with one syllable"

>*Americans clapping*

>inter-terstitial suspension

Fucking TEDx trash.

>>546160

>current_year = 0x5f3759df - ( current_year >> 1 );

>// what the fuck?




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