[ home / board list / faq / random / create / bans / search / manage / irc ] [ ]

/tech/ - Technology

Catalog

Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
Password (For file and post deletion.)

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf
Max filesize is 8 MB.
Max image dimensions are 10000 x 10000.
You may upload 3 per post.


File: 1458321959685.jpg (86.39 KB, 675x450, 3:2, 22CRIMESCENE-master675.jpg)

 No.545815

>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now -- please try your post again later.

Holy shit, what fuck is Hotwheels doing? What exact god damn step are we stuck on right now that is preventing us from fixing 8chan? These bullshit posting errors need to end.

 No.545819

File: 1458322153484.png (412.42 KB, 675x450, 3:2, imageboards were a mistake.png)

>>545815

this feels like purgatory


 No.545823

I feel like the spam bots that fill slow boards with honeypot links have a higher success rate for posting than the actual board-goers.


 No.545830

File: 1458323157241.jpg (53.3 KB, 799x849, 799:849, 1426124639873.jpg)

>>545815

We should all go to endchan, a much more stable imageboard also no niGGers, FBI or cripples over there


 No.545833

>>545830

It's more stable because nobody uses it.


 No.545990

>>545815

Nice duplicate thread. See >>544823


 No.545996

notice us hotwheels sempai


 No.545999

>>545815

>He doesn't realize that he was shadowbanned for shitposting.


 No.546007

File: 1458338521039.jpg (10.18 KB, 272x199, 272:199, no yee here.jpg)

>infinity is broken thread #53080324

can you at least check the catalog next time?


 No.546028

>>545815

Hotwheels needs to finish his emoji language first, then write some imageboard software in it


 No.546041

He's busy with his autistic "conlang"


 No.546070

Hotwheels has fucked up so many times that he doesn't want to work on the site anymore.

He fucked up by approving the board_stats change without even reading the pull request or understanding how the tables worked (you wouldn't want to prune it on every query, either.)

He fucked up by choosing Josh, though no one else was really an option.

Then he fucked up by burning the bridge with Josh, so now it's practically another STI situation where he's on his own for support.

Then stupid shit like "it's impossible to prevent IP leaks with that SVG filter trick!!111" No, more like you don't want to put in the effort to do it and your #dev channel is fucking useless, the only sane voice during that whole shitstorm was floens and lynx is just a fucking retard who #wontfix on his engine.

Either way, we as a community have failed, and so has hotwheels as a manager. It's just a slow slide towards leaving the site for everyone but the die-hards at this point because cripple has fucked up so many times.


 No.546177

>>546070

This'd all be so easily solved if he got up, gave us regular fixed status updates on 8chan, and actually, I dunno, did his fucking job instead doing nothing and giving us months of radio silence on the status of 8chan.


 No.546197

File: 1458354033124.jpg (145.18 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, infinitymistake.jpg)


 No.546198

>>546197

It's probably still the best option considering the alternatives. Except for the fact that hotwheels is on his own if he wants to use it.


 No.546200

Literally a none issue, go fuck urselfz


 No.546201

>>546200

>posting issues left and right

>non-issue

wew lad


 No.546203

>>546200

ebin xD


 No.546623

He's busy shitposting on IRC and making an emoji language while his global vols are busy ignoring reported CP and doing absolutely nothing considering they're ignoring their ONE job and already threw away their ONE other job (stopping botspam)

It's over.

>>546070

>burning bridges with an autistic retard pedophile

>bad

Pick one, faggot.

>>546198

>infinity never

>best option

Josh, fuck off and stop trying to claim your useless garbage is anything but trash.


 No.546899

>>545830

Agreed 100%.


 No.546906

>>546623

>Josh, fuck off and stop trying to claim your useless garbage is anything but trash.

Said 'useless garbage' has the most features, and is the closest to replacing Infinity on that measure, while also improving on it. Implying that it's useless because it doesn't win benchmarks without document caching is irrelevant.


 No.546908

>>546070

Life is a series of mistakes, that's how it works.

You make a mistake then fix it.


 No.546917

>>546906

It doesn't matter what infinity next has, it could be the best engine in the world, wouldn't change shit because we can never use it as long as Jim and 2ch don't like the license.


 No.546925

>>546917

The license doesn't matter, Hotwheels is just too fucking lazy to create an abstracted interface to whatever OAuth for as serving and such. Otherwise the license is irrelevant.

And even if that weren't the case, HE fucked up by suggesting that license to josh, HE fucked up by burning the bridge with Josh and making sublicensing all but impossible, and HE fucked up by trying to be a sneaky little shit and say that he owns it, when he knows that copyright doesn't work like that.


 No.546926

>>546925

ad serving*


 No.547131

>>546906

The current infinity has way more features than next, and all of next's features are useless shit that nobody would ever use.


 No.547142

>>547131

Next is mostly missing front-end features and a few things on the backend like dice rolling. Those are easy to implement.

>useless features

Yeah, okay dipshit. You surely know what you're talking about.

Either way there's no point in having this discussion: the site isn't going to be fixed anytime soon and we just have to suffer because the cripple doesn't really give a shit about this website anymore. The only sanctioned alternative software, sanctioned out of spite, is total shit and fundamentally flawed: both admitted to by the hotwheels himself.


 No.547154

File: 1458481252764.png (982.17 KB, 1664x3930, 832:1965, the heh pill in action.png)

/intl/ was right


 No.547251

>>546925

>The license doesn't matter, Hotwheels is just too fucking lazy to create an abstracted interface to whatever OAuth for as serving and such. Otherwise the license is irrelevant.

Well I guess we're boned

When is Hotwheels going to wake up and give us a status update?


 No.547254

Why doesn't anyone make an imageboard engine that doesn't suck cocks?

I don't have any server-side skills, but for what programming experience I do have, making an imageboard really does not seem like a difficult task at all.


 No.547258

>>547254

Making one that satisfies all of 8chan's needs, as an imageboard hosting platform, is just time consuming.


 No.547262

>>547254

if you've got a year+ to sink into it and you have any decent programming knowledge, it should be quite possible, like >>547258 said it's mostly just time consuming, and making sure you're planning it properly so that it doesn't become a spaghetti fest


 No.547284

>>546906

>has most features

>has actually fewer features than the shitware we're on now

You're seriously still trying to shill for Never? How much did you donate to the project?

>>547142

>this asshurt and defensive

Confirmed for either donating a significant chunk of the $12000 that went nowhere or being Josh yourself.

>>547254

Lynxchan already exists. Useless cripples just need to stop wasting everyone's time doing emoji shit and get the fuck off IRC for once and implement it.


 No.547292

>>546926

>>546925

If the ad/softserve is hosted on a different domain is it still affected by AGPL?


 No.547299

>>547292

It's not affected by AGPL, which is why the drama is fucking retarded.

>>547284

Lynxchan is fundamentally broken. Multiple threads have pointed out why lynx is a fucking retard. He doesn't even have 8chan-tier volunteers, for example, and the mod panel is garbage. This is aside from the fact that how he's storing threads is unsafe to use even on one maching, let alone with multiple "sharded" workers.

His queue/IPC is a really fucking bad idea, it'll be a big bottleneck.

He hasn't learned the lessons of vichan.

>>547284

I didn't donate anything to Next, I'm so sorry that the fact that Hotwheels called lynxchan basically garbage and then went back on it to save face. Then after he went back on it he realized that Lynx had made a huge mistake in his architecture, and basically made the same mistakes vichan made, but IN NODE JS WEB SCALE.


 No.547302

>>547299

Or Next-tier volunteers, I mean. Lynx just has owners, volunteers and globals, and you can't give a user a specific subset of privileges.


 No.547326

>>547299

that uchan thing looks promising but otherwise there aren't any existing free software implementations out there that could possibly handle 8chan's load

lynxchan has a very naive implementation and gridfs was a bad design choice. Regardless that there are many low traffic lynxchan instances and they all suffer the predicted problems even at the level of load they carry now.


 No.547517

>>547326

Next could, with proper caching and a bit more optimization.




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ home / board list / faq / random / create / bans / search / manage / irc ] [ ]