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 No.547331

I want to get into IT. Apparently, pic related is what they "teach" IT people.

 No.547335

>>547331

saved frst image.

that\'s some tech cringe


 No.547342

>>547331

Universities and schools are going out of their way to get their students addicted to proprietary software even though there's an abundance of free / libre software available.

The game design courses that i checked out unironically teach you how to use Unreal Engine, even though the commercial license is 5% of gross revenue. (and used to be $50k)

All kinds of companies, corporations and shady NGOs "donate" books to our university library, which is now almost completely filled with books about how to use commerical products or develop software for closed systems like the apple app store.


 No.547345

>>547342

they are teaching you how to be a worker not a creator you retard


 No.547346

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>>Linux

>>Version: Mint

Is this for real?


 No.547349

>first year of computer engenieering

>pass the first semester

>FINALLY WE ARE GOING TO WORK WITH COMPUTERS!

>Java

>Shitty professor, who has even problems formulating a single sentence without repeating himself or having long pauses between a word an another

>Java

>We are not even writing using the default comands and inputs, we are using CLASSES PROVIDED FROM OUR PROFESSOR, WITHOUT HAVING WRITTEN ANYTHING BY OURSELVES.

i think it's the perfect jave experience


 No.547351

>>547331

according to that chart android is the only choice. it has internet


 No.547352

>>547349

lol what shithole of a country do you live in?


 No.547354

>>547331

It was true in the 80s, 90 and 00s and it is still true today: You don't need to go to college for a successful career in IT. You only need to create a comprehensive portfolio before you start knocking on doors. While you're doing that join or start an upstart company. If it succeeds you have a career, if it fails you have business experience. It's 1000 times better than wasting time in college.


 No.547357

>>547354

how am i going to start a company without backup (i dont have rich parents)?


 No.547358

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There is a couple big fuckups on learning "tech" shit in college.

>prof makes less than what he would make in the field for his age bracket/ years of experience.

So he's a failure coming to teach you because he can't get a job

>prof hasn't been in the "field" for 5+years

so he doesn't know dick about what is currently out there

>you are going to a community college or shit tier university

Then they are going to sell you hard on how marketable their shit is then put you in classes with the cheapest teachers money can buy.

That being said I majored in philosophy and got a job for 65k within 2 months of graduating because I was "good with computers" I also fell into a job where I have way more responsibility and need way more technical know how then my pay grade so I fully expect to leave this job for double the salary in 2-3 years.

Its all about making sure you actually go out and learn what you need to and don't get spoon fed bullshit.

>>547349

>tfw I took electives where I did data mining with python in a liberal arts class

>>547357

Join a startup. They will throw unqualified people into bigger jobs. You get to struggle to be "IT director" of a 20 man shop or even get a meme based title like "cyber security manager". You grind out not knowing what you are doing and not failing terrible for a couple years then go get the same job at a real company where if you studied they will keep you and assume you were just as good at the startup. If you didn't study/learn the fucking job then they will fire you and assume you lied on your resume.


 No.547360

>>547357

Get a job and save some money, lol.

Having said that you don't need a lot of capital to start a company. Just an address.

Pool money with a couple of friend and ask people you know if they want to invest in your company.

Startups do not have not a lot of overhead depending on the field that you want to enter, so the chances are that you'll be able to generate a decent amount of profits and as i have said, the most valuable thing is that you invest in yourself in the process. If your company fails you still have added an assload of skills and business experience that you can put on your portfolio.


 No.547361

>>547357

How much does it cost to start an ebay shop? Or a PC repair service?

It can't be more than 4 figures and you can branch out from there.


 No.547484

>elective

>html5 and advanecd web

>..asp.net/microsoft MVC

kill me


 No.547503

>>547331

>linux

>ubuntu

>mint

>google chromium

>android

>ios

>free

no it's fucking gratis not free

>ubuntu

>mint

>for a server

>no saying distribution or gnu or gnu/linux

ok that's it ! just fucking purge everything

This is not fucking teaching this is ..this is just a fucking shill who sells its bullshit


 No.547544

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>>547358

>tfw I took electives where I did data mining with python in a liberal arts class

What the fuck did I just read


 No.547550

>>547361

I read somewhere that the average investment to start a small PC repair shop is like $1000


 No.547578

>>547550

That sounds like nothing.

Then again fixing Facebook-boxes is small fucking potatoes compared to even your run of the mill IT job.


 No.547591

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>>547578

Only places where a PC Repair shop would make profit is next to a suburb. As long as you're closer and/or cheaper than Geeksquad or them buying a new PC then they'll come to you


 No.547604

>>547331

what is this column "virus" even supposed to mean? and why "I love you"? does this imply it is as easy to get infected on windows, mac os and "linux" alike? and why are there "no" viruses for ios/android??

and how is a operating system defined by the available web browser? or office package?


 No.547614

>>547352

That was my high school class.


 No.547621

>>547604

I think its referring to the famous ILOVEYOU virus which only affected Windows computers


 No.547636

>>547331

IT is failed programmers. It's not a career you choose, it's a career you deserve.


 No.547663

>>547503

>no it's fucking gratis not free

let's not delude ourselves thinking we can redefine what words actually mean just so they can fit snuggly inside our GNU/hugbox


 No.547664

are the actual state universities any good?

Not shit tech colleges, they suck, but what about big Uni's?


 No.547743

>>547352

Pastaland

At least we have SJW and prius free univeristies


 No.547747

Why not just join the military to get job experience in the IT field that you want to be employed in?


 No.547757

>>547747

>20xcurrent year

>gaining experience for israel


 No.547761

>>547664

>Are the actual state universities any good?

The only difference is that they're funded and run by the states.

You have to look at the individual departments and professors, but overall they are worse than the average university.

>>547747

There are IT fields that require you to rob around in the dirt and shoot people?


 No.547765

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 No.547793

>>547765

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod and he'll break it up for firewood... or swap it for a fish" - Frankie Boyle


 No.547809

>>547663

> we can redefine

>word with multiple connotation

>GNU/hugbox

The thing that it does it's a bad definition of what is free/libre software since when you say free most of the time people think gratis not freedom

But I don't need to explain you that ?

>>547591

This image

It happened to me quite a lot of times

>anon we need your help

>what is it ?

>my phone isn't booting

>take the phone in my hands

>try to start it

>it starts

>thank you anon

other story

>anon my external hard drive was dropped on the flore my children ran in the cables and it doesn’t work..blalabla

>took the external hdd connect usb

>it works

>shit sound

>must have been damaged

>lucky

>save everything

>customer is happy

or the other side I've some witchcraft

>anon can you make me a pc

>shure.jpg

>assemble it

>works great

>take the pc to the new owner

>Put it in place

>starts the computer

>customer comes

>wants to know how to plug a usb device

>I show how

>customer fries a usb port by trying it

Same shit with wifi

>Everything great got my connection running smoothly

>customer comes in

>wifi signal drops

>customer goes away

>wifi signal comes back

>wtf


 No.547839

>>547757

Do you want to work in a call center for your first computer network job,or do you want to be stationed in a data center in a military bases where you actually touch hardware on a daily basis.

You completely avoid college that way.


 No.547904

>>547614

you didn't answer my question you shithole dweller


 No.547906

>>547809

>anon failed to connect the usb properly or bought cheapest of cheap motherboard of crap

>anon got trolled by customer with wifi-signal jammer in his pocket


 No.547929

>>547906

>anon failed to connect the usb properly

no I showed her by demonstration first and it worked then I putted out then I asked her to do the same and she did the difference is that the usb port fried when she did it and it wasn't the first time apparently that this kind of shit happened to her with electronics.

>cheapest of cheap motherboard

implying msi

>wifi-signal jammer

the customer in question was my aunt and wherever she is wifi drops to unusable

Same thing for 3g, radio, bluetooth only wired connection works for her.

She is a fucking jammer.




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