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Posting in a blogpost thread.
>be mod for shitty browser game's forum
>mostly populated by channers
>be well-liked by community for acting like part of the community rather than pretending to be above it
>admin promotes a bunch of shitposters to mod positions as a joke
>shitposter mod starts handing out warns and bans to users he doesn't like for shit that doesn't violate any written rules
>call him out on his bullshit
>get warned by shitposter
>take it up with admin
>admin sides with shitposter
>get pissed off and leave
>come back six months later because bored
>find out someone copied my in-game idea and pandered to people who used to be my in-game allies
>a few people mention me in passing
>one thread asking where I went
>when newfags ask who they're talking about they just say I was "bestmin"
>shitposter mod seemingly salty that I left instead of leaving myself under his power
>forum and in-game PMs asking me why I'd gone inactive and if I'd ever come back
>tfw nostalgic
>make new account pretending to be a girl on the internet
>faggots I hated waifu me
>become well-liked again for super autistic posting style
>mods mod-messaging me secret screencaps from secret mod subforum
>eventually do a big reveal
>a few people pissed off at me for taking away the girl persona, a few glad I'm back
>a few deeply ashamed for having thought lewd thoughts about a man pretending to be a girl on the internet
>still well-liked for the next month or so, but don't get modship back
>have to leave due to real life obligations preventing internet access
>make shitty goodbye video because I loved those faggots
>leave for like four months
>real life obligations end
>come back again
>a few oldfags that had left before I did come back and ask where I went
>"Anon got a job man he's gone."
>"rip ;_;"
>make new ruse account again
>find that forums and game are now mostly dead
>admin has been gone for months
>autistic devotion demands that I try to fix things
>don't do any attention whore shit this time, just focus on autistic plot
>engineer an event to breathe life into the game
>goes wrong and makes game even deader
>the only oldfags left are mostly the autistic faggots who never contributed to anything and nobody ever liked
>the newfags are somehow more tolerable but have changed the culture to a point where it's hard to recognize anymore
>fed up with this shit
>angrily shitpost excessively
>get banned
>admin comes back and releases game source code literally the next day
>tfw nobody misses me this time
Feels good to know that I once held the coveted status of "important person on the internet", even if that particular community has since devolved into a horrible and eternal passive-aggressive cunt contest.