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Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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 No.2633

Why aren't you part of the Redguard master race yet, /tes/ticles?

>Rich, dark skin tone

>Skilled all styles of combat
>Culture of warriors, mystic seers, sailors, and adventurers
>Natural resistance to diseases and poisons
>Literally the only race to defeat the Aldmeri Dominion and run them out of Hammerfell
>Curved. Swords.

 No.2644

They have the best pantheon.

Sword Singing >>>>> Thu'um as well.

 No.2648

Have you heard about those warriors from hammerfell? They have curved penises. CURVED PENISES!

 No.2652

>>2633
>Literally the only race to defeat the Aldmeri Dominion and run them out of Hammerfell

a.) The Aldmeri Dominion is still in Hammerfell. They weren't defeated. They were fought to a stand still and weren't even driven out, which is worse than what happened in Cyrodiil.
b.) Half of the reason the AD was fought to a stand still in Hammerfell was all of the Imperial legionaries left behind.

Redguards are shit soldiers. The only military accomplishment to their name is the Ra'Gada invasion and that was apparently all HoonDing.
Nords are better fighters. During the Imperial Simulacrum Skyrim invaded High Rock AND Hammerfell at the same time and just took a bunch of the eastern parts of those provinces.
Face it, Redguards have fancy sword shit but can't actually kill anything but their own country.

 No.2654

>>2652
>Redguards are shit soldiers. The only military accomplishment to their name is the Ra'Gada invasion and that was apparently all HoonDing.

What about that rebellion that forced Tiber Septim to negotiate better terms for Hammerfell? Cyrus clearly didn't do all the work for that.

 No.2655

Because I'm not a n'wah

 No.2656

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>tfw you will never be able to be a sword singer

 No.2667

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>>2656
>tfw by the time you finally get to play a spell singer bethesda will have turned it into a water-downed, causalize gimmick that's nearly indistinguishable from the normal magic system, just like they did with Thu'um.

Fixed it for you.

 No.2668

>>2667

I dunno, they seemed to make Thu'um noticeably different from arcane Magnusian magic. Thu'um uses cooldowns instead of a mana pool resource, you can use it more often if you have amulet of talos as opposed to robes(anyone can use it effectively, even people in heavy armor). And you learn it by being taught it by Greybeards or stealing the knowledge of it from dragons after finding wordwalls, while you learn arcane magic by studying spellbooks at the College of Winterhold.

But its true, its nowhere near as powerful as it should be in lore. Of course in lore the Nord's thunderbolt in Morrowind, their frost touch thing in Oblivion and their battlecry in Skyrim are all latent wordless(pre-dragon war) thu'um powers.

 No.2692

>>2668
>Thu'um uses cooldowns
Gameplay ≠ Lore

 No.2927

>>2656
>>2667
Without any knowledge of the lore, I liked making a Mystic Knight class in Morrowind that was based around self sufficiency, using medium armor, armorer, enchanting, as well as mysticism, restoration, alteration, and a mace

 No.2928

>>2927

>trying to cut the uncuttable with a mace


laughing sword-singers.jpg

 No.2945

>>2928
A mace is just a thicker sword. Just gotta hit harder to cut.

 No.2993

>>2945
>A mace is just a thicker sword
This is how Bethesda actually designs their combat systems

>be me

>playing FNV for first time
>Set to hard difficulty
>javelin does more damage than 20 gauge

Really, Bethesda?
>javelin does more damage than 20 gauge
>javelin does more damage than 20 gauge
>javelin does more damage than 20 gauge

 No.2995

>>2993

Caesar's tribal soldiers must have gotten some good gains on their throwing arms.

 No.3005

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>>2652
i take it your a Nord who still is salty that Bend'r-mahk was a waste of your time. dragonstar East and elhinir arent in skyrim.

>>2633
and here i thought most TES fans were semi racists. much redguard hate around these parts.

 No.3050

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But im pretty sure TES 6 is going to be in hammerfell.

I mean, there's that whole thing with driving out the Dominion and the empire abandoning us and all. so the natural progression of that is a province in chaos, that is also coming from civil war itself. hammerfell could use some love. the storylines you could bridge from playing Skyrim would make it intriguing.

and then there's also possibly a return of the Ansei? idk im just excited to possibly use sword singer techs. i want to slice the earth in half.

 No.3083

>>3050
I hope they don't repeat themselves like that, and I sure don't want another mediocre combat gimmick.

 No.3131

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Dropping Pics Of My Redguard in Skyrim

 No.3140

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>>3083
It would probably be just a redeco'd bound sword, a suite of castable weapon enchantments on a cool down, and maybe a couple of lesser powers.

And a plot that railroads you into being the Hoon Ding within the first 15 mins of the game.

 No.3163

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>>3140
now that you said it like that.. I guess I can deal with my lowered expectations if only they can recreate daggerfall's sentinel in glorious HD.

but yeah I can see it going somewhat like a prince of persia knockoff. but I feel like I can make a competent backstory without making you feel shoe horned into epicness. *cracks knuckles*

something about you being secretly a desendant of one of the hiradirge but never knowing it, orphaned as a child due to the war with the Aldmeri, growing up with a group of Alkir bandits who take you under their wings and train you, growing up and eventually finding love with a honest woman who pleads for you to leave your life of crime but still your caught up in theivery before going to jail after being left for dead from a job gone wrong. rotting in a dungeon for some months,(cause who doesnt like being a prisoner?) you manage to hear tales and rumors about a small group of powerful forebear warriors working for the Dominion, leading excavation trips into the ruins of Yokuda. more months pass. You wake up. Bombs are going off. loud noises, people screaming… You finally are set free when the war effort becomes too much and you are conscripted into service after a siege on the town you are stationed in. Before you can even be finalized and fully suited, the Aldmeri swoop in and take the town, giving you a chance to flee from the ensuing chaos…..

and im spent. i thought I could give this a rousing ending to the beginning but it got something about you going back to the city where your lady stayed trying to mend things only to find out she's to wed one of your bandit friends. and the group of redguards working for the Dominion is your brother, who is desendant of Ansei and it goes all the way back to how the leader of the Hiradirge was actually the brother of the leader of the Ansei. something about finding redemption and keeping lost techniques lost. so that way you never really use the Pranktatosword or whatchamacallit but it gives room for maybe lower level techs to be utilized….

know i see why its taking so long for TES 6.

 No.3196

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>>3163
>orphaned as a child due to the war with the Aldmeri, growing up with a group of Alkir bandits

As a general rule, the player character is never a native born member of the country the game takes place in. It saves them from having to write a bunch of special dialog options just for one race.

Not counting games that start in Cyrodiil, of course.

 No.3273

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l__s34YyKk

why does this look so bland and basic? if TES 6 has any hope of suceeding, they need to erase the bad taste that is ESO that is in everyone's mouth.

 No.3323

Does anyone know of any cool Redguard themed mods? I can't find shit on the nexus except for the knight armor and Khune house. All the rest seem to be slut followers…

 No.3327

>>3323

Yeah unfortunately there isn't much, i've looked high and low around the workshop and the nexus. Not alot of Redguard fans I suppose.

sadly it's either racism or really bad waifu.

 No.3332

>>3327
It seems that Redguards are one of the least liked of the playable races which is sad because they have one of the most interesting cultures and backstory.

I feel like Redguards are always underplayed and unappreciated in tes games, especially Skyrim, and I think putting tes VI in Hammerfell would give some much needed love to our Yokudan brothers.

 No.3339

>>3332
Imma hit you with why Redguards are least played.

Their interesting lore was invented during production of Redguard- a game nobody played.
The game everybody played -Morrowind- didn't feature them much due to geography.
Oblivion rockets to dizzying casual heights with no LORE, so all that was left was generic fantasy aesthetics. The skin shaders in Oblivion were fucked for Redguards so they all looked like Homer Simpson apes, even the women.
Then Skyrim comes along and they're suddenly Moors with scimitars and Aladdin pants.

Redguards might have interesting Lore, but that isn't the Redguards you play in the game.
In the game, they're African Americans at a Renaissance Fair with such characterful names as Baurus and Trayvond. They're very out of place in the games due to their genericness. They have no culture or identity of their own, even down to their westernised slave names.

Skyrim was the first game that gave them a distinct stereotype, a kind of 'hook' to interest the players and it did it by just making them Arabians, which is kind of dull.

tl;dr
>redguards might have good lore in background but
>in game they are more generic and less characterful than Bretons
>they are literally the least interesting race

 No.3342

>>3339
>>3339
>Skin Shaders

Actually, they use the same textures for skin, normal map and face normal map as Imperials.

As in they get them from data/textures/characters/Imperial file path wise.

They never has textures of their own.

 No.3349

>>3339

This is true, previous to Skyrim they were basically just "Black people with generic fantasy aesthetics" (Morrowind) or "White people with generic fantasy aesthetics painted black" (Oblivion)

I liked Skyrim in that it actually gave them a distinct look at some dignity. I didn't even mind that they were blatantly middle-eastern ripoffs, they could have easily been a part of a subculture.

But now I am worried that Bethesda is basically going to make them just all arabesque when they had a lot more interesting stuff to them.

 No.3352

>>3349
You are so full of shit.

ITT: What is The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard?

 No.3353

>>3352
I mean, not even to fucking mention Daggerfall. Arabian sword-masters in exile has always been the theme for Hammerfell. Yokuda is the Atlantis analogue in TES.

 No.3354

>>3349
You misunderstand what he said, he said that Skyrim made them generic Arabs since they couldn't sink to the depths of Oblivion again, and since nobody played Redguard or Daggerfall they couldn't shock the players with the actual Redguard culture, as no hint of it was present in the games that the target audience played.

 No.3355

>>3352

A game no one played because it sucked ass

 No.3357

>>3355
Still more lore than ESO.

 No.3362

>>3332
>tfw atmoric master race

 No.3363

>>3352
>>3354

I think you misunderstand, or maybe I phrased it poorly

They were portrayed poorly in Morrowind and Oblivion, and better in Skyrim, even though the extent of their characterization was "they are black middle-eastern people". What I'm worried about is that they'll be nothing BUT black middle eastern people

How to put it? I guess I'm worried that they'll use middle-eastern motifs less as inspiration, and more as something to ape. I guess it's kind of a subtle difference, but there's a good way and a bad way to take inspiration from actual real-world cultures and I'm just afraid Bethesda will make make the redguards feel hollow by mostly just aping arabesque aesthetics.

 No.3369

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>>3363

fuckin' sucks, cause you know there's ALOT of potiential for redguard worldspace and culutre than plain ass arabic shit we've seen for decades. besides, you know there's PLENTY of actual African history they can pull from….. *Cough* *Cough*

 No.3370

>>3363
That's exactly what I'm worried about as well and I think our fears are well founded considering that Skyrim was literally just vikingland and had too few things unique or interesting about it. Especially compared to the pocket guide to the empire version which I'm slowly learning portrays a tamriel that is far better than what the actual games give us.

 No.3373

>>3370
That's because Bethesda is all made up of people with Archaeology and Religion degrees who happen to be able to code. And have no problems releasing buggy code.

The feeling i get is that if Todd Howard is in charge, the game is usually going to try to push technical barriers rather than focusing on being true to the lore.

 No.3386

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>>3369
Yeah, Redguard can be a lot cooler than generic Arabics culture shit.
Pic very related, more of MKs skribbles.

 No.3390

>>3369
Stop posting egyptian shit.

Redguards are black africans.
Using Egyptians as a reference is like using the American Revolution as an example of Mexican military power.

Redguards are sub-saharan africans with some aus aboriginal shit and weaboo fighting magic.

Negroes had civilisations and art and warriors and stuff, we just never see it.
Redguards would be a good way to bring that sort of stuff into the mainstream instead of just recycling the same old content constantly because it's already familiar.

>>3386
I don't think he drew that, I think it's some deviant art random and he said he liked it.

 No.3396

>>3390
but it does look like his art

 No.3401

>>3390

> Redguards are sub saharan Africans with some aus aboriginal shit


I'd love that, but in the games they're a mix between arabesque and egyptian motifs

 No.3429

>>3390
>Redguards are sub-saharan africans with some aus aboriginal shit and weaboo fighting magic

No, theyre north Africans like Moors or Ethiopians

 No.3430

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>>3390
>>3429

Or Egyptians. which is in Northeast Africa.

 No.3431

>>3430
this picture is stupid
there were both darker toned and lighter toned egyptians
upper egypt and lower egypt and all that

 No.3432

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>>3430

Both Katy Perry and Eddie Murphy, actually.

Stop pushing the Afrocentrist renegotiation of the Egyptians. Egyptians were brown, dark even, but so are the decidedly not-Black Berbers of Africa. Both Egyptians and Berbers are natives to Africa, and according to genetic studies on oasis dwellers in Egypt, might have been related even.

>but muh 25th dynasty!


Indisputably Nubian, yes. But the 23rd dynasty was a Libyan Berber dynasty, the Hyksos were likely Syriacs and Hurrians, and the Ptolemaics were Greek. We don't pretend these weren't anything but foreign rulers.

>But the Nubians!


"Cultural appropriation", if you will. Egyptian culture reached the Nubians through trade, political, social and religious interaction. Currently the preeminent theory on the origins of the Egyptian peoples is that what is now the Western/Libyan Desert was once a lush bed of lakes and grazelands, from which they wandered off into the Nile Valley after the area desiccated. No Nubian/Kushite origin.

I know you probably are meaning well. Honestly, I like African history and culture (in b4 Stormcloaks) a lot, but disregarding actual African civilization and history in favour of chasing blatantly Afrocentrist attempts at negotiating a brown people into a black one is actually damaging. Even more so cause people then will associate African culture enthusiasm with loons.

Pic related: proto-Bedouin (Eastern Desert dweller), Nubian, Syriac/Canaanite, Egyptian. By own admission this is how the Egyptians saw themselves: darker than Semites, lighter than black Africans (again, much like Berbers ancient and modern).

Fuck you for making a huge off-topic post, but might as well get this out before we continue discussing based Redguards. Personally, I too feel the Arab/Moor aesthetics are a lazy cop-out. MKs concept art feels much better, which is probably cause he actually cares about the Redguards. He did work on TES: Redguard, IIRC.

 No.3438

>>3429
In Daggerfall they were heavily influenced by Feudal Japan.

 No.3458

>>3429
Only in Skyrim.

>>3432
I couldn't have stated my position on the matter better.

 No.3506

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n'wahs can't swim if their life depended on it, and they spend all their lives on boats.

In fact, their lives do depend on swimming, twice even. They got wiped out because Mecha C0DZillA stomped their home into the ocean, and the fuckers couldn't swim.

Fucking lightweights.

 No.3529

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>>3432

>implying that you know more about the Ancient Egyptians thru wiki than actual Ancient Egyptians


Cool story Bro.

 No.3530

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>>3432

there are no stupid questions, just stupid people

 No.3535

>>3529

Confirmed troll. Please return to the Summerset Islands and get your Thalmor points post-haste.

In the spirit of not being too off-topic: What was the deal with the Left-Handed Elves? Apparently from what we know they were relatively Arab-flavoured, what with their sand-shaping magicka and their teaching the Redguards how to make curved swords. They also supposedly ruled over a realm twice the size of Tamriel, and the ancient Yokudans.

Since they were elves, we can also assume they were fetchers who deserved the Pankratosword they received.

 No.3538

People posting Egyptian shit please zero sum back to fucking pol with the rest of the s'wits.

 No.3541

>>3535
I think MK stated on a now-gone video interview something about how the Left-Handed Elves were light-skinned. As such, when the Ra'Gada landed in Volenfell, there was initial strife with the Colovians and Bretons and whatnot because from the Yokudan perspective, Elves aren't the s'wits with pointy ears, they're the s'wits who don't have brown skin.

 No.3552

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>>3432
There is a big difference between ancient Berbers and post muslim conquest Berbers.

The Arabs raped and murdered their way across northern Africa and parts of Europe changing the way the people look.

Ancient Berbers often had blond or red hair and green or blue eyes, traits that only few have today (pic related, they are modern Berbers with those traits).

 No.3555

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>>2633

>Why aren't you part of the Redguard master race yet, /tes/ticles?


I have been Redguard since Skyrim launched. Pic related; my character, Nawari. I'd dress her in authentic Hammerfell garb, except there really aren't many good Redguard oriented clothing/cosmetic mods. I even had to make my own mod just to give her properly colored nipples, since every single one of the body replacers are oriented for white characters with absolutely no plugins or considerations for the colored races.

Yes, it bothered me that much.

>>3339
>In the game, they're African Americans at a Renaissance Fair with such characterful names as Baurus and Trayvond. They're very out of place in the games due to their genericness.

But to be fair, they're not as generic in Skyrim as Nords were in Morrowind. They're still pretty much a singular reference to The Thirteenth Warrior, but at least they're not quite as crudely presented as the Nords were.

If they did place TES:VI in Hammerfell, they would probably rehabilitate the Redguards similarly to the way they did to Nords going into Skyrim, and I would love to see more design influence along the lines of MK's concept doodles.

I haven't played a game with a really good African inspired setting since Quest for Glory III.

>>2648
>Have you heard about those warriors from hammerfell? They have curved penises. CURVED PENISES!

Funny you should mention that… my Redguard girl has a cock (parents made a bad deal with Clavicus Vile), and with a certain SoS glitch it can sometimes gets stuck in a curved position.

So she actually does have a curved penis.

 No.3559

>>3432
>(in b4 Stormcloaks)
ebin filter

 No.3560

I like argonians more. They're generally more interesting than generic human no.172, and also can breath under water, and are pretty much immune to diseases.

 No.3584

>>3560
>reminder that Redguards are more resistant to poison than Argonians.
>reminder that Bosmer are just as resistant to disease as Argonians.

Watch out you scalies, we're coming for ya.

 No.3594

>>3584
But can they swim?

 No.3595

>>3594
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

 No.3757

My redguard is overpowered as fuck. Adrenaline rush + shield bash = easy mode. Plus additional resistance to magic and bonus in conjured one handed weapons. Fuckin' deadly yo.

 No.3758

>>3594
racist jokes aside, that's a good question. Often actual sailors couldn't swim worth a damn because you'd probably die regardless if not rescued quickly anyway, and being able to swim was seen as tempting fate a bit.

I have no idea if any of those attitudes would exist in Hammerfell though.

 No.3760

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>>3555
>If they did place TES:VI in Hammerfell, they would probably rehabilitate the Redguards similarly to the way they did to Nords going into Skyrim, and I would love to see more design influence along the lines of MK's concept doodles.

I would hope they would keep the dark skinned quasi-Spanish merchants and sailors/full-out Arabian nomads and nobles cultural divide intact. And with just a tiny little bit of crazy creole and pseudo voodoo shit tossed in for flavor.

Skyrim definitely screwed up making the imperial and stormcloak aligned factions too damn similar to each other.

 No.3761

I named my Redguard in Skyrim MC Ride. He punched things with a pair of magic dragonbone gauntlets called "The Death Grips".

 No.3778

>>3555
>not as generic in Skyrim as Nords were in Morrowind.

Nords were almost less generic in Morrowind than they were in Skyrim.

At that point 'Children of the Sky' was still accurate so the Northerners were screaming snow demons.

 No.3779

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>>3373
Todd needs to hire a dedicated person whose sole responsibility is to walk around the office asking "is that ==really== a good idea?"

 No.3825

Because their not Mer, or more importantly, Altmer

 No.3827

>>3825
TIDF pls go

 No.3829

>Everybody in this thread except >>3438 ignoring the fact that Redguard are nigga/japanese.

Yokuda, Ragaruda, having katanas, etc. it's like you fagets only played Skyrim… oh wait.

 No.3830

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>>3829
At this point what fucking country have they *not* been based on? They have Spanish shit, they have Moor shit, they have African shit, they have Arabian shit, they have weebaoo samurai jerking off about swords shit, they have some vaguely Atlantis shit, they even have a bunch of voodoo sounding mythological shit.

It's like someone said, "okay, lets give the Redguards every god damn cultural thing that's not Norse, French, Celtic, or Roman in origin."

 No.3832

>>3830
They also have aus aborigine shit, I'm pretty sure.
>big serpent
>walkabout

Though it might be SS african I don't know about.

 No.3833

>>3830
In Daggerfall, they had Egyptian mummies.

 No.3835

>>3833
pretty sure that was a breton thing

 No.4223

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>>3163

I actually tried to remake my Redguard into something a little more along the lines of that picture. Now I can see why they went with the Arabian theme in Skyrim for the Redguards from Hammerfell. Yeah, it would have been nice to be more original, but troped as it is, the Arabian thing works and looks more natural. My character doesn't fit in… like, at all.

 No.4224

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>>4223
That's more due to the meshes and textures being ripped from a completely different game than the actual aesthetics of the outfit

 No.4229

>>3390
>>3401
>>3429
Hammerfell's a big fucking place, retards.

 No.4230

>>3555
>White nose.
>White hair.

 No.4234

>>4230
Redguards aren't necessarily African. They borrow some of the aesthetics maybe but really Bethesda is a team composed of white guys so it shouldn't be surprising that their token brown human race still has narrow features for the most part.

To Bethesda's credit they had some kinkier hair styles available in Skyrim that were exclusive to Redguards.

 No.4238

>Named my Redguard Niga Steeles
>Joins Thieves Guild
>Marries White Woman drug dealer cat lady
>Lives in her house with empty bottles of wine every where
>Gets drunk and steals horses (Skyrims bikes) for a living
>Spends more time in jail than out in da world

Ami doin it rite? (`ー´)

 No.4243

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>>4238
>Gets drunk and steals horses (Skyrims bikes) for a living

How does that even work? No one actually buys horses in Skyrim.

 No.4244

>tfw you'll never polish a brave redguard warrior's spirit-sword

 No.4246

>>4243
Same way when you jack a car, take it some place remote… dismantle it and sell its.. parts. :D

 No.6335

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>>3005
That's because unlike n'wahs, Redguards have an actual culture

 No.6352

>Skilled all styles of combat

Exactly. There's never a reason to use more than 1 so the rest are wastes

 No.6353

>>2633
>why arent you a n'wah yet

 No.7551

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>>2633

>Why aren't you part of the Redguard master race yet, /tes/ticles?

Im already part of it, pic related my char 950+ hours of gameplay whit him.

That face, that look, that position, that little beard, that hair, that presence….

>would let him take my butt while serana stare at us and let him call me his little khajit

10/1000 my hot chocolate skin husbando.


 No.7554

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>>7551

>while Serana stares at us

That creepy ass honky bitch…


 No.7668

i tried once, but I can't identify with playing a n'wah. i felt more connected to a fucking dark elf.


 No.7669

>>7668

>n'wah

pretty sure I wrote N I G G E R


 No.7672

>>7669

outlanders can't nigger. Nigger, NIGGER, Nigger™.


 No.7674

>>3560

Argonians don't have penises


 No.7675

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>>7674

>mfw

That's not true. You're lying… you have to be. WHY ARE YOU LYING?




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