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 No.4761

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!

Anti-Stormcloak is codeword for Anti-Nord!



ARGONIA FOR THE ARGONIANS, HAMMERFELL FOR THE REDGUARDS, SKYRIM FOR EVERYBODY! Everybody says there is this STORMCLOAK problem. Everybody says this STORMCLOAK problem will be solved when the mer and beast races pour into Skyrim and ONLY into Skyrim. Solitude and Windhelm are just as crowded as Mournhold or Sentinel, but nobody says Morrowind or Hammerfell will solve this problem by bringing in millions of beast racist and quote assimilating unquote with them. Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for Skyrim and ONLY Skyrim to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-nords. What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-Dunmer were brought into Morrowind and ONLY into Morrowind? How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the DUNMER problem? And how long would it take any sane dunmer man to notice this and what kind of psycho dunmer man wouldn’t object to this? But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the nord race, Imperials and respectable nobles agree that I am a barbarianwhowantstokillsixmillionmer. They say they are anti-Stormcloak. What they are is anti-nord. Anti-Stormcloak is a code word for anti-Nord

 No.4767

File: 1422047736213.png (23.11 KB, 550x585, 110:117, TIDF.png)

Skyrim is for all races, you are obviously just a racist Neo-Ysgramorian Nord who wants to genocide the chosen people of Auriel again.

 No.4768

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>>4767
Oy vey it's like another snow elf shoa, remember the 6 gorillion mer

 No.4842

>>4761
>skyrim is only for the nords
OY VEY

 No.6241

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>>4761

I know your feel, everywhere I looks I see disgusting beasts and mers taking up all my land! The pro imperials go "b-but we need empire to feed our population". WE COULD HAVE BEEN SELF SUFFICIENT IF NOT FOR ALL THESE DIRTY BEASTS!

How come only the provinces controlled by man is filled with these filthy creatures? Why are the other Mer provinces so homogeneous?

Daily reminder if you do not support Stormcloak you are not a true Nord

 No.6244

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>>6241
How could you ever me so anti-aldmeri anon! You Nords are the worst type of racists, how many of my ancestors have to die in anudda shoah for you people to be happy. LOOK AT YOUR HISTORY AND FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL LITERALLY PELINAL

 No.6248

To be fair, Skyrim is empty as fuck, and could probably do with more people. You see their supposed cities? Whiterun, which is supposedly one of the capitals and set in a pretty great spot trade wise, only has something like 17 buildings. That's not a city, that's a fucking village.

 No.6249

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>>6244
Go fuck yourself x3 you Jewmer shill.

I, who managed to mantled Vekh and still retain my identity, feels for them Nords.

 No.6250

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>>6248
That is bethesda fault, my dear. If it were up to zenemax, we would created bigger everything.

SCALE IN SKYREM IS TOO SMALL!!!

 No.6251

>>6250
I know, but it's funnier this way.

Shit, if skyrim kicked out all foreigners, I'm pretty sure the population would drop a fair bit over half.

 No.6252

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>>6244
Penlinal did nothing wrong.

 No.6253

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>>6251
>I know, but it's funnier this way.

 No.6261

Ben Garrison, if you're listening, tell us how you feel about TES!

 No.6262

Reminder that Nords are filthy savages who aren't even from Skyrim.

Skyrim belongs to elves, the sooner they get rid of the disgusting barbarians the better.

 No.6291

Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

>Based thread is based.

 No.6293

>>6262
>aren't even from Skyrim
Someone needs to check up on their lore.
http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Children_of_the_Sky

 No.6295

>>6293

>What is Atmora

 No.6298

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>>6295
>What is Atmora
You mean that place that Men invaded, killed all the elves, and then broke off of Tamriel when the Dawn Era ended.
You read the Anuad, n'wah? Monomyth?
I see you still haven't read Children of the Sky so I'll just leave a quote for you.
>They call Skyrim the Throat of the World, because it is where the sky exhaled on the land and formed them.

 No.6300

>>6298

>Implying that happened as written

>Implying they aren't from Atmora
>Implying they didn't then sail to Skyrim and lie about their origins to make Skyrim seem more Nordic
>When they stole it from the elves too

 No.6301

File: 1427934563077.jpg (2.61 MB, 2812x1704, 703:426, Skyforge.jpg)

>>6300
Every continent on Nirn used to be one singular landmass. Claiming that Atmora is the home of men, despite the fact that it is literally an Elvish name, is just fucking retarded.
You want evidence that Man originated in Skyrim, look at the Skyforge.
You know, that ancient Dawn Era icon of Kyne that frightened elves so much that they completely avoided settling within the entire Whiterun valley.
Who do you think made that?

 No.6302

>>6301

>You want evidence

>Look at anything in Skyrim

A game that never happened is not the basis for lore.

 No.6306

>>6302
>No argument for myself
>Better attack anons source

 No.6307

>>6306

If you want me to respect your sources, pull your lore from an ES game.

 No.6308

>>6307
>This game i don't like never happened because otherwise my head canon is not possible.

Why don't you crawl back to the fallout generals where the rest of your fetcher kind resides.

 No.6310

>>6308

>Implying I am enough of a disgusting pleb to like Fallout in any form


That's you, Skyrim super-fan.

 No.6316

>>6307
I already did pull three good sources from Morrowind.
>>6310
>implying Fllout 1 and Fallout 2 were bad
You really are a fucking n'wah aren't you.

 No.6317

>>6316

>Implying they aren't bad

>Implying you've pulled anything but Nord bullshit from Morrowind

The Temple ought to round up those books and burn them.

>Muh snow people myths

 No.6320

>>6317
>Nord bullshit
>Implying the Anuad is Nordic
>Implying the Monomyth is Nordic
Learn to lore, retard.

 No.6321

>>6301
Probably Kyne or maybe the Nede. Ancient Nords didn't do much besides build great ugly mounds of rock for the sake of appeasing their dragon masters.

 No.6322

>>6321
>Dawn Era

 No.6325

>>6320

>Implying either fuck with nordfags being from Atmora, land of ice and shit


Nord bullshit was in reference to Children of the Sky, a book full of self-serving snown'wah lies.

 No.6326

>>6325
The Monomyth the Anuad, and the Numantia Intercepts -to add another- all state that Atmora was once part of a, single, Tamriel super-continent.
The Altmeri Creation Myth, written in the Monomyth, directly states that Atmora was lost to Men. So unless you want to call elves liars too, it seems quite apparent that Atmora wasn't the 'homeland of Men'.

 No.6327

>>6326

>Muh Nord rites & homeland

>Listen to the unbiased writings of the banana people, fetcher

This is why even in your shitty fanfiction 'game' that is Skyrim the Stormcloaks sucked.

 No.6333

>>6322
Look sonny just because it's early in the morning doesn't make the nord any smarter.

 No.6336

>>6333
>just because separate races of man and mer didn't exist back then doesn't make the nord any smarter

 No.6421

>>6241
Check your nord privilege fetcher!

 No.6432

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>>6327

Here's a fella wot carn't enjoy a game for what it is.

Also autismo set to max.

 No.6436

>>6252
He did everything right!

 No.6440

>>6432

I can enjoy a game for what it is. I enjoy Morrowind for being the greatest 3D CRPG of all time, for instance. I don't enjoy Skyrim for what it is because what it is is irredeemable shit.

 No.7633

>>4761

Wow, paranoia much, stormfag? There is no way that the mer are planning on destroying you. So what if you can't worship your gods? It's hate speech anyway. Even if the nord "culture" (lol as if swinging your sword is a culture) is dying, you'll be dead by then anyway.




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