W-what do you call a Dark Elf wrestler?Christ BeN'wah>inb4 nobody gets it

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Anonymous 03/06/15 (Fri) 16:44:25 No.5811

W-what do you call a Dark Elf wrestler?

Christ BeN'wah

>inb4 nobody gets it

Anonymous 03/06/15 (Fri) 23:36:08 No.5816

I don't get it.

Anonymous 03/07/15 (Sat) 07:30:37 No.5819

I get it.
I ain't laughin', but I get it.

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 06:02:23 No.7071

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pfft

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 06:22:19 No.7072

>BeN'wah

Balls

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 15:17:29 No.7077

How do you make a giant Argonian?

setscale

How many Altmer does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, an Imperial does it and the Altmer take credit.

A Nord walks into a pub and asks, "what's so good about this drink called 'free' that they all have it on Fredas night?"

It is a Bosmer tradition to tell children that if they don't clean their plate, they'll be the next thing on it.

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 16:41:48 No.7079

Das a good joke, mane.

Anonymous 05/16/15 (Sat) 19:06:46 No.7083

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Literally who?

Anonymous 02/07/16 (Sun) 16:27:09 No.10590

These jokes alone make this thread deserve page 1.

Anonymous 02/09/16 (Tue) 06:44:17 No.10601

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>an Imperial does it and the Altmer take credit.

Knife-ears BTFO

Anonymous 02/09/16 (Tue) 07:20:49 No.10602

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Average_altmer_player_discovers_nude_mods.gif

Anonymous 02/09/16 (Tue) 22:29:15 No.10604

Little Caius' teacher asked him how his Sundas was.

"Horribly, a gray Dagger-ear thug assaulted my mother," he said.

She said, "Dunmer."

"Done'er??" Caius said. "Damn near killed her!"

Guar-drum tsss*

Anonymous 02/26/16 (Fri) 06:37:16 No.10667

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Christ BeN'wah? Christ? Not only have i heard the joke before, you couldn't even plagiarize it correctly. You suck dude.