Anonymous 09/28/14 (Sun) 02:43:19 No. 677 [View All]
This s'wit pisses me off.
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Anonymous 12/16/14 (Tue) 19:01:26 No. 4010
>>4006 >The tide comes in and it goes out Call it what you want, the result would be the same.
Anonymous 12/17/14 (Wed) 09:59:35 No. 4022
>>677 Folks like to pretend Ulfric is some kind of huge racist s'wit for putting the Dark Elves and Argonians in separate districts.
First of all, letting any outlander take residence in your city is clearly a big fucking deal to these people, since you have to fight a war, kill a dragon, or clear out a vampire den to be even be considered worthy of purchasing a home in any hold of Skyrim. For the Dark Elves to have been allowed into the city in mass numbers to become a real minority, they couldn't have all done massive Dragonborn-level quests, and were probably let in based on nothing more than the kindness of the Nords hearts in the first fucking place, as a special exception. Being bigoted against them isn't warranted or anything, but to act like they have no reason to fight in the name of their new home is to show some serious lack of appreciation on their part.
Secondly, separating the Argonians and the Dark Elves is a really, really good idea if you know their history. In the ESIII Morrowind days, Dark Elves, including 2 of the 3 houses excluding Rhedoran, traded Argonians around as slaves. Shortly after the Oblivion Crisis, Argoninas took their revenge by invading Morrowind, and doing a damned good job of it too. If there are any two races that hate each other in TES (besides the Nords and the Altmer)(and the Bretons and the Orcs), it's those two. Keep them the hell apart!
The only legitimate instance of Ulfic being a racist is in Free-Winters dialogue, where he says Ulfric doesn't stop criminals from preying on the elves. Other evidence of this? Little. But why would he lie? He has nothing to gain by making Ulfic look like a bad guy and turning people toward the Legion. Oh… wait…
OP Pic related.
Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 22:51:09 No. 4771
>Supporting either the Empire or the Stormcloaks >Not gaming the system to make a truce between the Empire and Stormcloaks to avoid bloodshed and keep Skyrim's warriors alive so they're ready to kick Thalmor ass…
Anonymous 01/23/15 (Fri) 23:57:48 No. 4776
>>4022 >The only legitimate instance of Ulfic being a racist is in Free-Winters dialogue, where he says Ulfric doesn't stop criminals from preying on the elves.
Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 05:54:46 No. 4811
>>4776 >Ulfric isn't evil >he's just stupid
Anonymous 01/24/15 (Sat) 22:02:17 No. 4840
>>3743 >it's just that the Empire uses military force to replace the Jarls that disagree- see Falkreath That's not what happened even in Denegir's paranoid account of his dejarling. He got kicked out when the nobles of Falkreath called for a replacement, either because Denegir went bonkers over time or because Imperial agents bribed them, take your pick.
Anonymous 02/01/15 (Sun) 07:07:09 No. 5037
>>4811 >Hitler isn't evil >he's just stupid
Anonymous 02/02/15 (Mon) 12:05:22 No. 5078
>Ulfric is evil
Anonymous 02/03/15 (Tue) 00:02:51 No. 5094
>>4771 >not using console commands to set everyone as unessential and single handedly wiping out every single person from skyrim
Anonymous 02/06/15 (Fri) 05:17:24 No. 5129
>>5037
Anonymous 02/08/15 (Sun) 19:05:55 No. 5151
Anonymous 02/10/15 (Tue) 00:02:49 No. 5161
>>846 >help stormcloaks liberate skyrim >dominion instantly invades and conquers Skyrim, it's defenders already exhausted from war >empire can't do shit because army got fucked >dominion now poised to invade Cyrodil again from two directions Great going Ulfric, you massive retard.
Anonymous 02/10/15 (Tue) 01:45:59 No. 5162
>>5161 >Bethesda needs a way to make it so neither side wins entirely yet without removing your choice. >mfw that means the Thalmor are going to be controlling Skyrim regardless in TES VI. Either this or Skyrim is destroyed like Morrowind was.
Buffscale 02/10/15 (Tue) 09:30:55 No. 5166
>>5165 All lead by the great Buffscale McThundertail!
Anonymous 02/10/15 (Tue) 15:02:16 No. 5170
>>5161 By endgame the LDB is well on the path to mantling Tiber Septim. I'm thinking in the next game we might hear of a "Dragonborn conqueror" in the north or something.
Given the cyclical nature of so many things in Tamriel, isn't it about time we had another Ysmir sweeping down from the north?
Either way the Cyrodillic empire has been looking to be on it's way out for some time now. Hell, Wulfarth pops down just to tell the Nerevarine the empire is toast and just, y'know, give him a general pat on the back besides.
Anonymous 02/11/15 (Wed) 05:18:42 No. 5191
>>5166 No Buffscale. You have to remove spooky ghost and skeletons, they are far more of a challenge than the Empire or Stormcloaks for they do not tire.
Anonymous 02/11/15 (Wed) 19:50:34 No. 5210
>>5162 thalmor should be in control either way.
the thalmor pretty much have the empire as a puppet state. so theres two ways it goes down.
the empire sends in the real forces to fuck skyrim up
Skyrim is still in control of the empire but with less bloodshed
Anonymous 02/12/15 (Thu) 09:06:07 No. 5239
>>846 FUG DA MER GOMMIES DA TREE OF LIBERDY GODDA BE WADERED WIDDA BLUD OF BATRIOTS
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 03:55:28 No. 5304
>>5165 You scaly coldblooded fucks couldnt take the cold idiot.
Anonymous 02/15/15 (Sun) 03:57:55 No. 5305
>>5210 >want nothing to do with the main quest line >just want to be a girl who's adventuring through skyrim >always get did you see those dragons and bullshit thrown into my face
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 15:52:55 No. 5351
>>5305 >dragons in a game centering around dragons boohoo
Anonymous 02/16/15 (Mon) 23:27:04 No. 5363
>>846 >nothing concrete Has this n'wah even checked the ulfric dossier? He might not be a plant but he's playing into thalmor hands
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 01:23:25 No. 5370
>>5363 >Has this n'wah even checked the ulfric dossier So many people purposely misinterpret this dossier. The only reason Ulfric is considered an asset is because the Thalmor want the war to continue. Ending the war on either side foils their objective.
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 03:52:00 No. 5373
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 08:12:09 No. 5387
>>846 >He has no Talos blood in him >implying Tiber Septim had any blood heirs le lying Septim face
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 10:40:29 No. 5390
>>5370 You do realize it's left vague enough so you can choose which side you believe.
Personally I choose that Ulfric is a foolish fetcher.
The Empire is mans only hope of surviving the Thalmor menace. The Stormcloaks are playing right into their hands by weakening the Empire's hold over Skyrim.
Anonymous 02/17/15 (Tue) 14:10:06 No. 5393
>>5390 I'm talking about the dossier dude not the civil war in general. I honestly couldn't give less of a fuck which side you choose because we all know how either side will lead to the same ending.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 01:42:22 No. 5405
>>5393 The dossier is left vague as well.
Unless Bethesda pulls a Bioware with transfer saves.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 13:36:42 No. 5426
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 16:34:41 No. 5431
>>5390 >Empire only hope of survival against elves >Empire got fucked up so bad they had to agree to the banning of their chief deity/founder of the empire. The empire was dying before even Uriel Septim VII got assassinated. Caius Cosades even said the empire was dying back in Morrowind, 200+ years prior to the events in Skyrim.
All it took was one little war. The Nords were right to rebel. The Empire is only looking out for itself at the moment, has no interest other than sucking elf dick long enough to stay alive.
Anonymous 02/18/15 (Wed) 18:43:46 No. 5437
>>5431 >The empire was dying before even Uriel Septim VII got assassinated. Talos agrees
>The Emperor is getting old. Don't know how much longer he'll hang on. So is the whole Empire, for that matter. Getting old, that is. The Emperor and the legions have held the Empire together for hundreds of years. It's been a good thing, by and large. But maybe it's time for a change. Time for something young and new. What? No idea. Because I'm old. Old dog doesn't get new ideas. But maybe young folks like you should try some new ideas. I don't know. Could be messy. But change is never pretty
Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 09:34:48 No. 5604
>Literal nig-nogs defeat the Dominion with 0 outside help >Mouthbreathing retards ITT think that Nord masterrace can't do the same despite not even having a land border with the elf untermenschen
Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 12:31:49 No. 5605
>>5604 Your inadequate thu'um couldn't shake your boyfriend's prostate.
Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 15:53:01 No. 5606
>>5604 >Nords >even comparable to the most humble Yokudan child Face it, milk drinker, your "master race" is a bunch of unwashed nationalist goons and they will
NEVER EVER be half the warriors the Redguards are.
Anonymous 02/24/15 (Tue) 19:45:01 No. 5609
>>5605 That's not what your mum said last night m80
>>5606 >pic related >redguard IDF will defend this You may wish to get your delusions of grandeur looked at by a professional
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 02:00:52 No. 5619
>>5614 >merely conquering people >somehow comparable to cutting an island so hard it explodes
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 02:31:33 No. 5621
>>5619 >merely conquering people. >somehow merely conquering people who explode islands. >not even realizing nobody can fucking use the pankratosword anymore. >not even realizing the Greybeards can summon Shor's Ghost and Ysmir back into the world if needed.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 08:06:04 No. 5632
>>5619 Well no, one is a practical bit of geopolitics and the other is the sword singers going full retard.
Anonymous 02/25/15 (Wed) 23:23:40 No. 5644
>>5370 against exhausted imperial army
Great going liberal morons.
Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 02:13:47 No. 5652
>>5644 >>5646 You guys do realize I'm saying that the dossier
doesn't prove Ulfric to be a bad guy, right?
Anonymous 02/26/15 (Thu) 04:01:39 No. 5653
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Anonymous 03/19/15 (Thu) 23:06:20 No. 6059
>>3002 No, and that's the biggest misconception everyone seems to have about the Civil War. The Thalmor want there to be a constant state of war, so Skyrim can be easily destroyed by the two weakened armies.
Also, although Ulfric is mentioned in that dossier as being an "asset", he's been telling them to fuck off and the Thalmor don't want a Stormcloak victory either
Anonymous 03/19/15 (Thu) 23:35:04 No. 6061
>>6059 Careful anon, apparently saying Ulfric isn't an asset is thalmor shilling.
see
>>5652 >>5653
Anonymous 03/21/15 (Sat) 04:39:50 No. 6089
>>5619 >implying blowing up your own civilization is something to be proud of
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 02:22:36 No. 6422
>>677 Yeah really. I said the same thing and then he gets pissed, tell me to check my privilege as a Nord and proceeds to dis me. I actually yelled GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND GET TRIGGERED YOU STUPID Thalmor! at the screen.
Anonymous 04/13/15 (Mon) 02:43:39 No. 6424
>>6089 Wait… you mean it's not?